一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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7 l: w5 f7 n9 S8 W$ @$ L& L0 w* J一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：0 r5 @/ ]5 j, e7 g4 T
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.- o( S, }2 ]% ]' G7 P- G
# O! T6 z2 w- N1 ^' pA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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" d* ]4 S( T$ P6 i- d3 L9 _+ Z( g公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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