一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」5.39.217.760 v7 K/ X8 x6 c6 R0 S
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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/ ~; o E, ~; |9 m1 S: ~$ @4 L5.39.217.76An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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3 e* n d G/ e! c7 }& k公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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$ \1 j3 b8 X t5.39.217.76"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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