一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。2 S# f: X# V& _/ n# R: f( N- ?( `1 G
5 R* q i1 N' @" Q5.39.217.76一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" Z+ l$ Z& |) ^: ^5 t$ a( H
2 [1 F& T/ {0 t, ]% a1 x- Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」& A0 w) l1 x. G2 v4 I/ j
. Z# l5 Y0 G% i' @ W) Y% b; V「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
+ J( A" P$ o" S" e2 U5.39.217.76An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.; j( T& a) Q/ Z1 Y; ?6 k8 N$ j) Y
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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& o# r+ o+ r7 O7 x"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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3 W% d1 r% O9 ^* v: p* LTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.* ]) n" H6 m3 N4 k7 B
- C# |- s) S, Y: H P4 `4 z qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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