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! K( g+ k& Y' M) H7 x+ Y6 q一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」# ?- a* F4 ?9 n6 D7 R/ g
: y) C3 B0 S! B* M「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」公仔箱論壇+ N% t2 K. o b/ `4 @! E
6 f/ F/ K8 e' N2 `7 J' ~' S1 d公仔箱論壇「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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% g9 S4 d. q. n6 T; RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：5.39.217.761 U9 q3 q2 ^7 B
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 J! K7 B* ] l! h {: r
, k6 z2 O0 m; I7 |) z& dA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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6 ^7 R# G) ` [" o"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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2 Y0 a) {+ t# A5 G) [The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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