一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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) \, @9 o/ @+ ~4 I! e$ ]一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」, ~4 r! |' k" \$ i* x9 W8 B; ?# s8 k0 h+ p
& M1 g& P' W2 Q# d+ q「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」7 s/ u+ j# A! e$ i" i( e8 \6 |
9 ?( w% p: N5 T2 y% ^ `公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:公仔箱論壇0 }' C+ e7 K$ Z* N( \
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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: W8 {8 ?* s( jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."3 X5 `7 @% W. p& m7 ~$ A7 _& S+ r
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5 e* [' ], x7 e0 y: \公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |