一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。! G6 \! m7 |! w' I- a) p
, F! ~2 q( |& O3 l. O& G7 Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」3 v1 s9 j7 k% J# I7 y1 t
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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* V" {, W& |8 @& \' I' {5 N5.39.217.76「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇; Z" T: J9 f: S- G8 ]! j" z
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：- f: h, N, H* T( `9 d, N7 N
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.0 G+ H% @ t; H3 S; s4 }. j
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, O T7 l% H* o
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."3 `- i- U$ S0 v, D" I7 e* o$ e) n
" a3 w9 E2 w" p% V"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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