一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇" [7 G5 @0 M# [9 S" K6 ]3 ~( y2 v
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」" t; u- T: u9 n
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」2 q- z' s T1 Z( v& D! {( {
! c6 @9 ?0 \' A6 c2 M「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇- g: a1 m( Y3 @9 `1 t9 {
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：5.39.217.76; L$ O4 D" i& w6 s0 J2 O2 d
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇- {8 c* F" Y; Q- [9 i1 F- D
: @6 S' ^; n: v3 c* N: u3 }tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 T% ?0 ?2 u$ T1 X2 i# ^
4 M$ i5 w0 j. j. v ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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& L) m# c d: t, B6 ~$ E2 zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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