一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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1 B# D$ w7 c7 U; t; |+ ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% W- n& b. M3 A; B
3 D, h( w3 `. F8 Y" c5.39.217.76「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 Q! c6 u/ ^9 F8 t0 t, O5 T
6 o/ y6 ?- g6 D" Q% ?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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+ S T8 d3 H L公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:
' q3 a8 S# j5 D6 j# r公仔箱論壇An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.; t1 L9 |& y# k" d. k3 Y, d
3 M! u& y) _$ h3 J: X公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."5.39.217.769 ^5 P* Z/ M1 s$ C
9 F; o/ m1 n0 z2 _4 S) X5.39.217.76"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.& l0 s9 F+ b7 v: x9 S: r
% _" \2 M0 i: Z1 |4 O' X! [公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |