lilitan008

一边做爱，一边上facebook会让你“金枪不倒”。  TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& j5 I4 ?2 p- H" d
yxx01 發表於 2011-12-7 10:35 PM

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go2david

18+ 圖片小心俾人ban...

yxx01

版主畀淫ban

mr2907

請不要侮辱我們偉大的.....淫格

civicboy1969

版主畀淫ban
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已有前例～唔出奇 所以在论坛个个都要遵守版规

kimmi8k

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Hello CHing
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smiling? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 j7 j) e, o- S; R) ^1 R4 H
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a sign of happiness
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chusing me as ur friend?
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u cn olweys count on me..
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Friend U Can KeepTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% i! \/ P  K! F7 Y5 q3 c% ?' y5 Q* Y

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kimmi8k

Malaysia English vs Britian English ..." a- V+ _6 z, o2 I% F
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Who says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call.
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WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
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: ^* Q. J; Q/ utvb now,tvbnow,bttvbRETURNING A CALLTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 h+ C- q8 ?+ L' B0 e0 z
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?5.39.217.76' g( r, j) U) k# ?. H
Malaysians: Hallo, who page?5.39.217.76- u; M: c4 E1 Z9 @! D4 _7 D
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ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
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WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
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Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
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WHEN ENTERTAINING. G. g& K/ W0 r. j
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
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Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
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Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
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IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
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coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
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WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
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Malaysians: Shaddap lah!5.39.217.76& A8 u8 f/ `/ j% g8 n

( w: v" Q( b. ^' ^$ u" o. L' `. Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
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WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
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Malaysians: Die-lah!!
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WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED公仔箱論壇, I3 l. f" r: E3 w" e: f" i
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Malaysians: Wat happen Why lidat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)
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Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let mne show you.
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Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me公仔箱論壇- _& f2 ~1 T. c6 t' u
Malaysians:Celaka u/LANCAUUUUUUUU/cibai la/puki mak/pu nya ma!!!

kimmi8k

Malaysian Signs Real Funny
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kimmi8k

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Cool, n with Eng sub too
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The eng sound like Snake King
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Mr Seh Wong, Hooi Ge birthday TVB  $$$ X'mas roll out
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loong jing fu mang d....AV1 can g loong yap shui 5.39.217.76+ P, N8 [. O# `/ K& U
Gor Gor Fei Lin ah!

ADTVB

Good morning CHing

kimmi8k

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kimmi8k

morning CHing ,ADTVB

eqwai

慢到真係頂唔順啊，走喇

jida520

哈..我都頂唔順..走

SweetLemon