Malaysia English vs Britian English ...
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Who says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call.5 M& ?1 k: U' {6 Z! j
g, O0 y- B/ e' W' NWHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWSTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& f0 s3 k j5 s% q1 b; w
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.5.39.217.76" g( m$ y# D& w: _$ a" ]
Malaysians: No Stock.* z8 l( T1 n9 g; `! p1 J9 E+ Y
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RETURNING A CALL公仔箱論壇, y1 z$ p6 ?4 W& u( R7 q
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
1 i8 B9 h# X2 k: m" Y. X0 |/ Qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbMalaysians: Hallo, who page?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 [( e3 Q: e* m+ E0 h& `3 U) q0 e
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ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.+ _1 y- s" O, d
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% s! s" k% [/ {/ R: H' k: B, c8 g
Malaysians: S-kew me( ?0 q# ?. Z2 ], M7 @9 y
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WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
8 M+ @. s9 f# r+ m4 {0 l5.39.217.76Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
" Y! \" ]$ q( Y# j6 v* z; AMalaysians:No-need, lah.( } ]4 D1 c+ g% ? Z# Y; ^: P i
6 @* [; ?: X) _- I4 FWHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
% D J6 g7 T* D a/ L$ E- P! jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBritons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?& V4 C: o% P. c* {' [2 T
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! D1 s( C9 N3 R- _
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 e( k8 E1 s9 Q
WHEN ENTERTAINING5.39.217.764 y# f7 \6 m' \! v
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- ^9 C- S, ]# ^1 t
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!5.39.217.76* i; k8 N# t: e2 q/ v
/ L5 C/ Y! R7 ~+ Z* ?; F; i6 G: Y公仔箱論壇WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONEtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% ^. B( p2 ]* c1 V' t) h( [& R- m
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.5 L# K' L7 F, X! V
Malaysians: Where got?3 O. G0 [# ]' l( t% e4 D. _
; m8 ^8 z8 b4 a* CWHEN DECLINING AN OFFERTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ W6 P% T6 b# `& p0 X
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
" D8 X r& O8 r2 I( f! a+ atvb now,tvbnow,bttvbMalaysians: Doe-waaaan!/ x1 r0 T1 u' N
Y" U! h4 \& R& N btvb now,tvbnow,bttvbIN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
7 Y# O1 t4 {2 D* s公仔箱論壇Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're公仔箱論壇8 y& u# { H: E u" ]8 _4 O6 G
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 K- A+ |& A: v, s1 g
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
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Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
, `- |, @" `0 W& w1 Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvbMalaysians: Shaddap lah!5.39.217.76: I- ^# c% M3 Z
: x# K4 v; L2 n1 s3 W9 uWHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
# |8 X) m# R1 o& ^+ G& U公仔箱論壇Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?公仔箱論壇' M0 D( `; ^; I+ R( G
Malaysians: See what, see what?公仔箱論壇7 n9 F* e2 n9 `, R% ]
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Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.* j0 O0 h1 P& Y1 b- ?* Y
Malaysians: Die-lah!!
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WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENEDTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; j- |/ r8 }4 `
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
4 M' S. v, D* o3 P4 B" SMalaysians: Wat happen Why lidat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)
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- q% W7 z8 W' \公仔箱論壇Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let mne show you.9 k5 K) H$ e7 n
Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar lidat also doe no how to do!!!!
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WHEN ONE IS ANGRY5.39.217.760 \5 }) p4 @2 R4 B0 ]
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me公仔箱論壇3 d9 W/ J* C8 o/ S* A$ F
Malaysians:Celaka u/LANCAUUUUUUUU/cibai la/puki mak/pu nya ma!!! |
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