賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
( D. l: p0 i( D& X$ Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBin Laden said: China is the world's only country we公仔箱論壇& Q2 t5 l! H* U# s7 B% B" S& N, X
absolutely cannot mess with5.39.217.764 Q9 _/ B" O8 [
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：公仔箱論壇/ C0 f9 Q3 ^, Z+ I+ v$ V# A! Z
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attackstvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 q2 D$ h: T+ q# `( f, ?6 |- y$ f. ~
on the Chinese with the following results:
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% F3 r$ M8 M8 X9 Y6 c公仔箱論壇*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路； L" E F& M; {8 V
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the# d5 B0 E# u8 u% j
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in thetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) z; d1 m9 q0 i% a
three-dimensional traffic bridge;tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 g7 N. @# f3 X" Z3 z: o N& _
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
5 y3 q" b u& ~4 l7 l* eOne person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a) f! p3 E2 g- N
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；& c2 s; D( f% F8 [" t4 k! C
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
6 y6 t2 A5 x$ X5 t4 b3 H- u* `6 Pthat the bomb remote control was stolen;6 H5 A5 V. f- \- }: {8 O
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
2 k ~: b3 H t, G& Q0 ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
# a; S3 n: T3 X: j, T/ I, l- v5.39.217.76but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an EastTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! E8 K( f" ]7 C5 ?
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;5.39.217.762 K4 O8 R' }% v# e
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 m% ?$ b: D, ? G) I. Q
*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報5.39.217.765 _/ q& k& ?: y% J* l {
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；公仔箱論壇4 B; e, i: d1 i! q
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
" R# ~* {9 S; J0 V6 Zof people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, buttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ v6 m9 R" G3 O5 i9 V
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
5 b$ ^5 q4 w1 i! @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbthe bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
1 Z/ f0 \ S( L) l% `+ c(this is the most pathetic!);tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 ]! z! S0 N/ S4 q7 T4 v
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
% C' B* `( P. ^0 g: S$ _One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: I; D9 J; k' ~! l1 L) F1 [# c. S# y
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bagtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 d' {6 p- j, O" \; A# @% [3 q
(containing the bomb) from him;tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ A, z. z/ I) ]+ V6 _" Y) _* T
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% t( x( m% c" G( ~- S, `公仔箱論壇*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
% a6 l4 V+ g( W5.39.217.76黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
& n9 R! ?* C' P3 ]3 ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
8 G, t& L7 ~, m) r& y! jlater found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( v0 M( {/ Q) w z' f% I! T
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
9 m' @7 i1 `8 U- K1 W3 Tfake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);1 q3 `' U2 I' r/ Y$ O9 {9 m: a; h
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！ p e# T" \; t; {3 i
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
2 [6 T, o9 Z) v7 B公仔箱論壇but she was cheated into prostitution!# z1 m4 [, E4 X% ]
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( Y% v5 v: N [4 v: O! M# a最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
) V% w i) ~( C8 z5 itvb now,tvbnow,bttvbFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the公仔箱論壇" S. z) N. f5 p0 i5 u
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