賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！! M0 I% X! N& W8 y+ ]
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we6 k! A ~* a$ R- @+ [
absolutely cannot mess with( R" b! _5 A+ _1 ~
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：: b% o3 O5 L. n4 W, i: C
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks5.39.217.765 R2 h8 Y& a! Q" Z) h
on the Chinese with the following results:4 S. j/ h+ G' w# z8 a: w3 Z
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. L) Z1 t0 c6 X+ w公仔箱論壇*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" \5 b( p& f/ }3 V# g3 `
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the5.39.217.76- E' T% h+ t3 R, Y+ r
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
0 d4 k$ m; O" u* I9 l0 h5.39.217.76three-dimensional traffic bridge;5.39.217.76: g9 \* L% f Q0 R% u5 t
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3 G/ G1 U7 B, c) j5 c! _*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* J0 r% s( o( R {. Y/ C' P J% k
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a3 C' M1 i0 K* S# O
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus fortvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, y! b7 ]: k# b) { D* B
two hours;
1 n b/ N t" r$ HTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
+ h) k8 B( R) G! K( ~ ^ fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
1 f. S% f: K/ n7 N0 E. U1 ?7 ^公仔箱論壇*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
# N6 Y' R5 c# V' mTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
. w# ^( V$ R4 _公仔箱論壇that the bomb remote control was stolen;
4 x) i5 D. R6 `0 X; B7 JTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；公仔箱論壇4 V3 l* G2 l4 `7 D( q: H# L
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
) D5 p$ Q7 }0 a L! O$ CTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an Easttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 E3 Z( H w# h! b a. P
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
" G5 i4 X2 A0 G* l3 D2 m導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；) `, j) e6 d7 `$ S
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
/ { O( k o% S$ D L" |7 PTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but公仔箱論壇: `% e. h, ^( b8 F9 q7 [& i* E, q, }
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& H! a3 { F) s; l. M, }
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed; ^, I: x( Z/ v. o. E7 P
(this is the most pathetic!);TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 k! V: J* \; g5 W/ f- m# i+ k7 B
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
% s+ y+ a; K# u* [7 oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off1 A: j% N, x' ~- c5 `6 T
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；5.39.217.76! ]7 U( ~4 n( i' l$ C" r
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and wastvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 S$ C# i W& s4 {& j
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of公仔箱論壇 n, l* b. C9 U1 n: P3 n
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
f& V( N9 e; H5 o4 @公仔箱論壇fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);公仔箱論壇' e' A8 j6 S3 G) u6 t4 z% T
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i3 f: F! j8 j, Q; s' z公仔箱論壇*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！/ d" g$ _; K1 Z: C* J( P" u) ?
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,公仔箱論壇$ ^" g2 ~% P# }" v- z( a1 D
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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5 ~2 P) F' }1 X) A# f; b3 Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
/ E' O* D) m% W5 Xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the公仔箱論壇! H7 W% l7 \4 ?) i. P6 a4 A% G
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