賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
+ T. z8 `" c8 m2 f: X5.39.217.76Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：* f8 H* D! x: }
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
0 G& r3 x# k/ o9 J( gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。on the Chinese with the following results:
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' K: r$ d) m1 a, Y) r* k*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
( D8 a1 Z) F) d. x5.39.217.76One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
6 Q% J. {5 Q8 t1 t# U) x7 _2 Y( O公仔箱論壇main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the5.39.217.769 E- q% F: @4 y5 u5 o: f
three-dimensional traffic bridge;! O" Q/ T4 G2 w, ]4 o
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
" T# ~9 S6 E" ^One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
' _0 }) C' t# A1 csuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for5.39.217.76% g# G, Z: H. N- D
two hours;
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! G; _, ^7 k% Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
( Z/ ^+ g4 i# k& B6 L0 d# Xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
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but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報% s! h8 V& k4 k+ q' W
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；公仔箱論壇' l( s9 y3 B- ^: G9 U7 S
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundredsTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 Q, i, Y) |3 H1 |' |% S' E
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but5.39.217.76& [/ |3 ~& _1 S3 x* q& h
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of公仔箱論壇. j5 W& r& f! ^4 ]
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；! w& R; p! W9 e. }) w
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( U) t% {" g. y
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag5.39.217.768 w2 G3 z/ U2 R; X2 g( Z
(containing the bomb) from him;) y$ Q4 d+ {4 Y
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0 m) _* [$ H1 Q2 itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 q) L! R: F# v& x
黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 ?5 r' Q7 R0 ^
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was4 X3 w9 w# s+ }9 n6 h0 E1 Z3 m
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of$ X8 F9 [' x8 n
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank公仔箱論壇, k; P+ }0 ]' n7 t, ^3 C
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ n; n2 v0 E' x: q, h
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！5.39.217.76* E) ]* G, N! Z: D7 T5 I8 w5 Z
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# D$ ~% \( `: @7 g, N) V
but she was cheated into prostitution!5.39.217.76/ h$ [1 K/ q C! L& I" M8 z
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
- N E# k* M) p% x. S( u9 ]公仔箱論壇Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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