賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
p1 }& d* f4 HTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
1 e4 k& R. h# f5 R; M* ~- ^) \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attackstvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) w6 J' D5 g" S/ Z8 h6 Z9 b
on the Chinese with the following results:
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4 D/ `( n) C0 M m0 R J7 GTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
7 U! _1 b) q: t公仔箱論壇One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
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8 k+ {$ C4 }( U0 ]5.39.217.76*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;5.39.217.760 o. `+ S9 E1 t. U3 u
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
. a, i* d+ @6 n4 u! b, b, qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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* T/ H: _* @5 s0 ]" S公仔箱論壇*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;
: j4 I% L- z1 Q5 I& R: XOne person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
! Y h, q5 M- _6 i' F, ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvbbut was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
7 [' l/ Y$ M$ h2 I, V導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, s4 B2 b" D4 T
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds5.39.217.76$ ]/ Z2 D$ H; ]3 Q
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
3 h) u/ R3 P5 X2 M5.39.217.76even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
7 o- {5 P9 S# R2 U; C5.39.217.76the bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;
* v8 s' R& K% v: L: d: l" lOne person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
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(containing the bomb) from him;
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*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 y+ T& l& [: `9 z- Q+ F
黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;公仔箱論壇- W6 i3 `3 k8 H" ~# _" l) t
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was5.39.217.76+ g- S" J9 H7 k- B$ x+ J
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of5.39.217.763 z p; F# |3 s
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank: s7 e9 \" R8 v& ]* @7 f8 M
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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( s8 O9 C; w* z- x; H6 f*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
- f2 N4 C0 `: T; d% H8 }; ILater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,2 r; S( Q# s* r6 q6 [9 ]! @
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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. g7 f+ c2 U5 xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!5.39.217.76* g6 T4 A7 i* \; g( H& _" d; n
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the0 M1 `7 j S6 ~) p/ \8 K
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |