賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!5.39.217.76& D1 X6 S' i. ~
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:5.39.217.764 P* C: g& H+ \- M* W# z
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
, Y1 z# |" o) U5 m& O9 ?One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
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three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;
: U) X: x4 n# D( ]公仔箱論壇One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a公仔箱論壇# @( @4 Y( I+ A. A5 E3 @6 A/ Y
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
) |$ I+ H" l x) ~3 \5.39.217.76One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;7 |1 b4 t% `9 y/ a8 Y; ?1 e, m
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,2 G( t) U7 b# f" ?- Z
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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/ q. j6 H$ _6 G5.39.217.76*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
6 N# }; j- w* [8 l" l公仔箱論壇導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);
' ^5 S, d9 E8 K6 COne person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
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(this is the most pathetic!);5.39.217.76! q$ X5 R$ r2 w% R7 M
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;9 }/ s' s$ a% Q' \& ^
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# o j I; e6 H) s
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到
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later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 f7 a2 l1 f- |2 }
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
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" z$ ^- J1 u* H) X0 _$ Z$ @0 j公仔箱論壇*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 y6 {" _; V% _3 {- T
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- [; R- O/ I7 H; v! o; _' y
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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3 C$ a; _2 A5 q3 s: s最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
, [! w% \; b8 {Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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