賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& i, |1 F# @( b+ a
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
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on the Chinese with the following results:
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. W( N7 ^; b d8 a3 DTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 b/ H( \% i3 r. |' J
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (theTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# ]; Y3 j3 V( {+ j
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the公仔箱論壇* P$ O/ D* |" d+ |
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;
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suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for) A9 L: [& r) O7 \/ N' T
two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
1 a: s* P4 J7 k6 I8 T5.39.217.76One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;公仔箱論壇+ v0 _6 P @1 \
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,5.39.217.76 Z! X; S" C, s5 M* w: `
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Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" i4 z& A9 ~/ H1 q1 t
6 N! s/ x9 ^3 i: mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報: y1 j3 n' k3 V- i0 Z4 C* p
導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of" Y" a" Q4 D: y$ i$ L
the bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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3 S9 \' _" o" P. d% {' Utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' g* O, R; Z+ s$ w: T0 @5 Y/ A# Q
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb y7 L. i3 a' p* A) m
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;公仔箱論壇8 P6 [0 M! u; |0 ^" J. f
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was5.39.217.760 \ n: J3 q3 _2 o1 L" ~
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
2 k$ U F5 m" l" N6 ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvbhim eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
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% ~$ p* y# B& z" b! \! ]" n3 {* h3 L公仔箱論壇*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
6 `/ G/ K& R3 [ A6 pLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,5.39.217.761 h# D0 j1 y! ?: [ N
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
7 P7 v) q R# C/ o, h2 ]Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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