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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇! G; f* H% ~# ^! g* c/ q
> and you need to shut up.
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> Minutes: If
# L+ r7 C( T4 W1 KTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
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> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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6 o  F; o. z( [' s2 S> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
4 N6 |+ G! P, R1 S. {1 d% R- S& c5.39.217.76> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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7 O2 i7 v8 Y9 [- B( S, c5.39.217.76> (4) Go
( r5 e+ |+ v( F; E1 W: B' p5.39.217.76> Ahead: This
$ t5 _" v& }; J/ {4 ITVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is a dare, not permission. Don't DoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 f* s3 c3 l9 K) q0 w2 B6 P' ~$ D% a
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> (5) Loud
( _3 y0 D6 W; ^公仔箱論壇> Sigh: This
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> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are5.39.217.76& [9 J& H0 J  S) o: l# g
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇& r6 K% h0 G: S' H& X
> here and arguing with you about nothing.5.39.217.76/ h$ L! d4 Z: v: c# g% G
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& X& a+ [3 _: g8 j
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> Okay: This$ G% r( ~2 l5 L9 B
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' @+ u' j/ [# @4 h# j/ O: `
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and公仔箱論壇, ^; N8 J3 k$ q7 h
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( ^% a0 K4 O6 V$ @/ T
> mistake. 5.39.217.76% |5 G  N' ^! ?( k: R+ u

2 O% K: @$ o* L2 }  s" b5 M$ P> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ X3 ^) \+ |; }$ u
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just sayTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ r/ ]( g+ e6 D& o# e* |4 ?9 Q
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
- m/ u, n8 a2 u" q> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is5.39.217.763 d7 n: K- q- J. N
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇* p. I" |3 Q8 t% B" n( d
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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2 [6 q+ L- O9 B$ R  z> (8) Whatever: Is a
+ c) n, H/ f& h7 Q7 P5.39.217.76> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! + e  S0 ~( e3 }: J, E

1 A+ G  H4 l) L; |% K& i6 Q6 P> (9) Don't
9 a, z; z% C$ sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> worry about it, I got it: Anothertvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 F" ~1 Z: m. r
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
0 a' p4 L& C* [% A> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
% Z3 C* P( x0 n7 }/ k% B( KTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> herself. This will later result in a man
* D/ {; a; K/ [' v. O公仔箱論壇> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's$ m  y5 {0 {; d. `7 F9 D6 P
> response refer to # 3.
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