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1 j1 K W4 h: u. D1 |/ @) x# g> WORDS WOMEN USE
& m) K. t) e: dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (1) Fine: This
4 W- y. W0 `' \6 y" J5.39.217.76> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right5.39.217.76: ?4 M0 \! {! j( K N
> and you need to shut up.
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* S) \$ N+ y' c r* u# R% A> (2) Five! B, U7 u& W) E: _2 e- n
> Minutes: If+ R8 Z9 n! s. o ^& q6 y ]
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five5.39.217.76( \7 U- i( y/ h! z) p% Z
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
$ q1 `* _* X' u- n( {公仔箱論壇> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
; h/ i: a8 A% y; R6 N1 k# h6 L公仔箱論壇> the house.公仔箱論壇( R. h" L- p# _5 [3 q. M
>
% K# Q1 o8 P& }, V0 _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (3) Nothing: This
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> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing# O! R( y( r" L
> usually end in fine.2 P0 U& Z, V/ f7 I- H/ }$ [8 x7 A
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> (4) Go
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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; {& Z6 N+ F9 G5 c8 ~0 jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (5) Loud公仔箱論壇/ v* g. T7 U2 H7 V L
> Sigh: This7 i- j U- ~( O% g3 A1 F H* P
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
, T" i4 a' J3 y# a公仔箱論壇> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are/ t0 W5 b2 k1 v6 d f
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
+ U2 h1 i$ S" H# C% C4 d> here and arguing with you about nothing.
4 p7 i1 m( h+ m1 g ^> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of& E' s2 I/ l3 g+ J4 N# U. f; O
> nothing.)
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> (6) That's
; Q/ Q/ m' x0 v+ D6 `2 J* X- ?- }TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% j5 M1 p3 j/ N8 M$ g4 |
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
, H( F5 I7 }1 L& w& \& ]' ?> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and5.39.217.76- m- Q' J1 z x9 _9 l5 B' H
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ h9 d7 I' c( V
> mistake.
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3 h8 C2 R/ t$ Y' J' {> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 n U. J8 b3 s% }/ Q z
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just sayTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 \, c. J* N, \
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ e: q0 P& {, Y! |* ~0 A# {
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
& E+ V) y( t0 P+ h# ^+ H* |0 c/ Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇. |7 Y% j, T; K9 `* z/ O
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a公仔箱論壇8 l1 v& A0 |4 y9 K# o& O8 i2 Z7 i
> 'whatever').
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% Z& h$ h8 Q6 u! ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (8) Whatever: Is a
5 s; T3 [1 p5 @$ y* Vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
0 I2 ~/ \3 `5 }5.39.217.76> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; i+ _4 [2 A1 y) z9 I C" C. e
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman* ~9 F. ], j$ `( l/ S- F( O
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.769 s0 O! w K( n; q
> herself. This will later result in a man
. V% d% J# N) K> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
1 T9 O" n0 R/ _公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3. |
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