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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

NINE
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6 p& r  u8 g7 w4 Y* [7 Q3 ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (1) Fine: This
2 I: M0 ?& {3 }  U! ~4 f  M. r8 ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇/ u& f9 K% \9 f# T
> and you need to shut up.5.39.217.76) m& `# K$ W: ~7 O+ o
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> (2) Five公仔箱論壇8 |+ H& E5 v% d
> Minutes: If
& R7 w" Q$ `1 m> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) T2 U2 w( g; s# w# R8 u- i' i
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given5.39.217.768 `" y1 W4 w5 p9 i* z4 k9 l
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around  m+ |4 G+ \+ D7 {2 H9 [, `
> the house.5.39.217.76$ Y0 p2 E* ?8 e7 q" B
>
7 }, b1 N9 ~8 g7 R: l( D5.39.217.76> (3) Nothing: This
" \9 B3 R6 S1 g. {4 ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
+ c: [: x) Y8 Y+ d! W1 Q5 wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing( @; X8 s: {! c3 C1 {4 p. D
> usually end in fine.% H. S% \1 L' W
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> (4) GoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" F' w# K4 H4 T; F
> Ahead: This
! [; B4 a" Y9 S/ x! w. {公仔箱論壇> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
0 z! Q& e1 Q+ U# Z3 K2 A; K公仔箱論壇> It! tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% m( A  b/ g0 F. J

4 f0 s2 u4 [9 K/ }2 Z# k5.39.217.76> (5) Loud
$ s2 I# B4 p! U  v" ?. C> Sigh: This
2 q% ]5 }0 J, K) E- c7 m> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" `- j- ~9 w0 R6 |! g
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
# ~: L9 b+ Y+ L, }  L4 Z" J> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 P( S* t* g1 b3 j# q. w2 `0 p# z
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
, x* |$ E9 o/ r/ M0 oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of' C8 z6 ~3 I$ G- W' z
> nothing.)公仔箱論壇* f. M$ \2 w$ U0 I+ m. j7 b# E5 x
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> (6) That's1 J. ^8 D$ ~$ j" U) B) D
> Okay: This5.39.217.767 g' e9 Q& J. q! u7 |4 a) u* b
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to( {( v/ |9 h3 a! y3 t
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
/ a% c2 F7 K; M- f$ H5.39.217.76> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ N, B0 J. k5 h. q1 l8 w
> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A
; m- D$ Y: @& c- r0 v> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just saytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) C+ Z) b! P* c' H; U1 q; V" u5 U% M
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
4 L" W; s& ]0 d9 ~TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
' U+ F* k( K- oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
  @( L2 k9 c, s) O" |8 \$ ^7 {> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
! f$ i: `- E3 A! r; N! y; Z公仔箱論壇> 'whatever').TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 G- B. P" {( P" J1 @
>
7 T! B6 ]- }( ^0 J7 c5.39.217.76> (8) Whatever: Is a
* ]( T, |" q+ ~4 S公仔箱論壇> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
% _3 W; V$ o5 b7 f2 X: LTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> worry about it, I got it: Another
7 I; s$ I, f7 e9 s2 j1 A$ r> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 `' j; m  G3 i" p! c
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
- \2 E1 U  `' Y! z> herself. This will later result in a man
1 ]7 _0 P$ U% j& G  x, `* F5.39.217.76> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  K  d. [+ ?  R5 k% l
> response refer to # 3.
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