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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
8 R( L% X( D9 f3 ?> (1) Fine: This
1 K9 I: j2 A  C/ x/ _) a> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right5.39.217.76  f( o, _" g; s- N- p! n
> and you need to shut up.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 c1 t" }! ^6 n3 b" K6 W
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! ]' u: y" t5 P' C> (2) Five- I% F5 v! p' l7 o9 v
> Minutes: If
! ]; A& ~- x8 \- s5.39.217.76> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
, L' ?" `) V0 X公仔箱論壇> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
  K# G# ^: H6 i! Q7 z$ k6 Utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
2 H/ ~8 B) \6 g* c. }5.39.217.76> the house.
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  T- {! y; W% r* i- u5.39.217.76> (3) Nothing: This
  I" H" \4 R' R, R2 B公仔箱論壇> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you3 B2 p" t% }+ i9 ~8 y
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
) [+ K  V% l" w. z# Y. c4 s> usually end in fine.
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) [; D' o5 i0 q1 M5.39.217.76> (4) Go
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do/ O4 E; e1 y. L2 S/ W
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> (5) Loud
; J0 E5 W3 x5 P* A6 @- p; C> Sigh: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 c7 w8 ]+ m, q7 k' W6 S9 J
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
2 l3 a8 K- Y& K8 [公仔箱論壇> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are5.39.217.76' E. @/ C! d6 N7 M' o  z
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing: ^  D2 G  c* O8 b' t! `
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
# |4 X  V' \1 F+ \8 b, v5.39.217.76> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
3 |5 H' c) @' S! u' R; f8 X# Ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> nothing.)) V- t$ I: E/ K! A2 x, {$ Y2 b2 u  i
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9 _2 B* S0 `& |> (6) That's. {+ y8 L3 R  ^0 C
> Okay: This
; V. m1 B4 }( Z+ _7 R5 E> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
9 _$ E, A% i' Q5 f) v> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
0 s# c8 |  Q4 r: e3 zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
3 F. f- q2 _8 Q0 S公仔箱論壇> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A8 ?7 o) l" t) c) e; s3 ^) t
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
, a% D. X' U! _( T% k> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 \, G& ~7 k- S0 n5 c" m" C5 Q
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
- K6 Q4 d  Y% Y! a  `: b/ S4 p, ]0 X> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( K0 D  z! g' T5 M
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
; e1 r: t6 k( }* _' Q: G- Y: l* r4 _* X; o公仔箱論壇> 'whatever').
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3 N! ^5 x- N6 z, `5.39.217.76> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
$ g1 ~& k  k' |. R  f% C5 R5.39.217.76> worry about it, I got it: Another公仔箱論壇, z4 \( j7 O8 n, f( h7 X/ m& F
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
4 q0 v7 _0 R, `3 E7 X2 ?- Utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( h- U$ l; h. [4 _
> herself. This will later result in a man公仔箱論壇# M" p% N7 S/ U4 `, L! z7 R( J) j
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
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