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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :8 i! q. u( |1 Z- B. g% s, c

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人9 O% |0 N* i( q

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3 J, y+ M: r8 z7 F5 bTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Here are just a few reasons why?

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; j7 ^$ x5 S  N  Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 8 }! k: H* {( J7 q
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& N8 `7 z0 _7 v
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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# b6 g9 J( U% FIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! v1 T/ A) O, E" I, W2 s& ~
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ a) p0 d' q8 v7 t2 B/ F6 k

, F5 n8 n% L3 Y5 D6 ]- V. x- o' MShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
# ~3 M4 a) R1 X  k& ]5.39.217.76她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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  Z: |9 K0 {  c( A! CWomen over 40 are dignified.
5 Q# u3 C4 V9 Q% s+ c& X5.39.217.7640歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. , R+ a7 l  S- L  p/ v  l5 w) |
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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6 Y' L5 t2 o( w公仔箱論壇Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# m) {' g# e3 F. R$ K) b, [# Z
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( {: l# R; V& U+ N
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: a* t9 W; k; x: u
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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6 [0 o+ ]1 z0 \! B9 X7 X3 VWomen get psychic as they age. 公仔箱論壇$ ~8 ^8 m# V9 v& ]
女人越老越通靈

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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! P) P$ f4 s2 G5 A, z8 p
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

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/ o# T1 m* E6 {) H! c- q- q公仔箱論壇Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
' i, t) j7 h- a" Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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熟女直接又誠實

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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 公仔箱論壇$ N* B# `9 P" {' p' y+ S
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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: W( j0 |& n9 g$ q: R  p3 I; pYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
. `  h, c% C8 a( Y& y5 k40歲以上的女人有很多優點

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0 n* R* \9 W3 v3 W* T- z- y# T8 tUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 5.39.217.767 |! L: x7 N1 a( o% `# C* h2 d. i1 x" f
40歲以上的男人呢
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% O. z( a1 \! [

3 s5 I) d% P0 ^9 G1 a3 R2 M公仔箱論壇Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 5.39.217.76) _% g, c0 B+ |' N
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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Here's an update for you.5.39.217.76; }, v6 ^. c' c  s- M- x% L. f9 t
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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Why?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ M" H! H( K; r
為什麼呢
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬公仔箱論壇# T9 a! B5 |% S9 B

還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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