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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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- n4 i: o! F" I1 U; r4 C7 N( k0 otvb now,tvbnow,bttvbHere are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢?
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/ T/ K7 n$ B4 _% btvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 5.39.217.768 D: @/ `; v+ s) a9 H$ f# T( L
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think.
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, E4 t. T6 i+ V: lIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 5.39.217.76$ k  e& A5 I5 c9 O2 I& T  ?3 P1 F# u8 t
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 % Z1 O! O' C  a4 o' C1 O

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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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Women over 40 are dignified.
1 J. ?6 H# ?( L/ b$ ]# e& Z40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 公仔箱論壇$ H4 a3 Y  e7 O8 q; \) {
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. |  w# h7 s3 T
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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# i0 \/ X! V  s3 ]9 Q3 T公仔箱論壇Women get psychic as they age. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  P1 Z, d/ u" x" g9 s, p0 F
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 0 a: O; x1 Q: l
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. % m" ]) ^: l9 x2 F+ t! j
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. 公仔箱論壇. A" q$ E  C# L: Z* @- Q
熟女直接又誠實

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! l% `* R3 A7 |% ~7 q! n# Q3 d1 QThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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" D; s- _9 d5 c5.39.217.76You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
% c5 e( h4 V# L3 n" g) ^你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: Q8 h- C. U0 J* N
40歲以上的男人呢
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8 {& f. m6 N  o! j公仔箱論壇For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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# w1 B# m4 |/ O+ D6 t5.39.217.76"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. ! J, n  c3 l6 M+ i6 ], |( W5 F
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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還不錯~謝謝喔
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