美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :公仔箱論壇# S( ~4 v) \0 i1 _; @( ]4 w

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人5 g7 s+ g# T2 ]  f1 I' [
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Here are just a few reasons why？
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 公仔箱論壇/ ~  Q  y0 S, B0 j  _' v$ G, \
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。7 X. A4 k5 y( e) E: m7 w
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
# _; i1 {8 z6 {3 q0 R40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ w/ n! w' H! L" }+ n/ O2 l
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 5.39.217.76) d& a0 `- M6 y
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Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 7 \9 L4 q4 M- j; H% h
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 5.39.217.76% S5 T6 ~) W# ~) ^/ W: k% I0 L0 F
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 5.39.217.761 M( \6 b, \2 W
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
2 r, ^1 r; z: ~- H$ v. L8 Y# b熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
( f0 `' w% w0 g: O: }公仔箱論壇因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% s) S7 s( z9 s; H" z
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Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈

5 E' y/ F$ b5 Z公仔箱論壇You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. / x4 O5 O2 e( ~" X+ L$ p% b
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 - R7 h# x' Q) p) \! ^; X% h9 q' m4 Q

Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 5.39.217.76, x( p1 w" X3 u, }3 I
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. % C/ ^- R' P6 J3 e! h
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 5.39.217.767 B i1 |$ ]6 i) n% t

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 s" i* a* ^/ E7 N! z$ F6 g
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
# e+ S$ G2 U1 _1 ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: q( E# Z- Y, v2 D# o4 n
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 5.39.217.76. m& ], ^- E$ v' L, h

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 v4 v( W6 o6 R+ V
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& v0 O' E1 q' J2 T0 R& u; w7 l+ h

Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!