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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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. }3 i% |) F9 i9 H/ R/ \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (1) Fine: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 P0 j: |" U3 n5 z( n7 m1 |
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are righttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* y/ C  J. Z8 I- A. ^. `
> and you need to shut up.
4 N. M' a$ q- Y0 s3 [2 F9 RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 公仔箱論壇6 x$ o. L2 S% c% e( s/ ^4 ^
> (2) Five' [2 \8 k4 J, [9 h( w" v
> Minutes: IfTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; V! ?, }/ V% k3 y  `/ }, R
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
3 c% n/ i& h7 H  Z1 @0 \> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
7 ^3 w) ]) t5 p# MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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* m9 o9 r- D5 kTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (3) Nothing: This公仔箱論壇, A4 J( G  N) U- Y. \# X
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you公仔箱論壇( I" B7 b4 m7 Y! w+ y4 D  D
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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>
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> Ahead: This4 J( v' V4 T/ a- t7 W
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇5 f! p# c, h5 y! n
> It!
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> (5) Loud公仔箱論壇$ C% |9 ^8 l: r# J' P  K
> Sigh: This公仔箱論壇( M* A- ], M% Z3 \
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
6 \5 V8 ^3 ?. z- w1 H7 w8 H2 K+ ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
, H* v/ d+ h9 ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 W& G. h% P, f' j  _
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
) i6 A. g% a& f% j5 `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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" U; ]$ m) Q; Z9 Z> (6) That's
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9 o; Z" K; R/ t8 }5 Z5.39.217.76> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to5.39.217.760 b  b; e4 y) \0 S
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
2 g# e2 F( h, o, U! X公仔箱論壇> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( X0 \" c6 M, g4 q* ^
> mistake. 公仔箱論壇& v! b5 N; T7 I  B( Y$ s2 P8 a: p

9 o, Y4 p! H! |  X5.39.217.76> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇( \  g, F: ^8 J2 A6 J
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say% E# K5 U' h2 e6 S. b
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This" G5 B. q! k" Y: R2 |
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
. t# ^. {- J" Y" [* g$ A8 ~- f9 q5.39.217.76> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: N8 S! `  f! d- R) z
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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& }6 c8 T  m2 }+ ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (8) Whatever: Is a5.39.217.76! ]5 `7 N' u+ E& K! Q2 g
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
  Y$ G/ D5 E7 r* O* mTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> worry about it, I got it: Another
3 ~) ?0 U9 d+ m. s, Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
3 i/ I8 O/ O9 btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.768 I( N. K9 O2 g4 y
> herself. This will later result in a man( i7 A+ ^5 N. N' h
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
0 B; r8 J1 f% Wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> response refer to # 3.
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