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> WORDS WOMEN USEtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 q) I, l9 X9 l1 J$ t
> (1) Fine: This. G$ q8 e: |6 E+ [( T' A
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
) \7 |- `3 H% [* ~5 ?4 W. H4 ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> and you need to shut up.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 B; ~# K) o4 T, H
> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) H( ^; a  k* M# g% u  Y9 i/ c
> (2) Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: z9 F% w; C3 y# f. j1 Y" R3 [
> Minutes: If
+ Q$ B. y5 t/ A; `> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
! y5 [% W5 [) [) e# b5.39.217.76> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given+ n  l  F9 s2 K( p  t
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 b: j7 ~& b7 E- X) E" ~2 a
> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This
! O' j: e+ P8 `7 j: B6 W5.39.217.76> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
" |+ B" X9 B+ V! m: h& R0 {5.39.217.76> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 W" G2 U7 O3 k) I, g- ^7 }
> usually end in fine.- K2 u/ y, V1 Y! u! U, N
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4 q% o& a+ p! `1 q公仔箱論壇> (4) Go
* ?; W5 [- Q$ X/ n6 m) u> Ahead: This公仔箱論壇3 ~( K# }" M* ~. ~
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loudtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 |; H9 P- G6 n% P
> Sigh: This5.39.217.76; ]; }+ A3 l% U2 X3 P. v6 k  `+ n
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often% D! d. P0 z4 ^2 o1 Q( {1 I; i
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
7 D& l# d% v+ ^9 R2 _公仔箱論壇> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇6 f3 B" @. i4 a: f# A8 B
> here and arguing with you about nothing.5.39.217.76% Z( Q! S* O. u2 o
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
2 x% S5 f+ p4 _, N> nothing.)
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; F) I. |) k( K7 u9 d# }) }TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (6) That's
) v: `4 b# _& O# e2 {% L> Okay: This5.39.217.76# p" k! y& @2 y! E4 j
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make totvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) O$ x# {; F4 f' H: q4 i
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and, ]8 n( h: t% |& x9 d, J2 t' S
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ {7 s# c9 J( f  `  z" O
> mistake.
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5 d) `6 }; a6 Q9 [$ V! s# ~> (7) Thanks: A
% b" q3 v1 x( L  ?3 ]% }8 N; B5.39.217.76> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say5.39.217.768 Y1 F4 j: F; w( ]! w3 A/ J! q: Y
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
9 I% z9 ^: D9 C> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
3 d- A" m, P8 r5 Q3 j8 I5.39.217.76> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇, s4 T, W' [3 S3 ^8 M7 D
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" {. G0 x5 T- G- g$ j1 D
> 'whatever').5.39.217.76: m* @7 `7 T( O9 [3 q* I+ X
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5 L& Z) ?8 O8 c) y4 J> (8) Whatever: Is a
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> (9) Don't
, k! |: ^5 y; @  i) @: v5.39.217.76> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! E  ]* {- V! j" c- s
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
% x0 {. A' L. I1 m6 lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
/ l! N% r" _5 [# b! F& A( }, Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> herself. This will later result in a man
2 H; o$ `9 h! |' w% J' G3 p公仔箱論壇> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's% M, ]& S% g& x0 V$ |- I/ Q7 }' U
> response refer to # 3.
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