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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

NINE
1 c: K5 ^$ {& o7 W> WORDS WOMEN USE
* \  W3 _: Z- {- w- T3 P# a  q> (1) Fine: This
5 j" A. _$ Q6 y( L# Y/ ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
+ q. G9 V$ V# d9 R* @0 U  [4 KTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> and you need to shut up.5.39.217.769 {' L9 o6 f) s( I# j
>
' M% e( p) u7 T4 Z4 s) Vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five
1 M: _. [8 P5 I- J7 @& t; p公仔箱論壇> Minutes: If公仔箱論壇% @0 G/ `  U" ~: Q6 T
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five# ?  r) W1 N0 ]" l3 o
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
  z# T5 b  Z  X- s; s- u8 ~5.39.217.76> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
2 I( v: x  H* B/ T5.39.217.76> the house.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% E3 Z0 U8 |- ^9 i- q4 a# o
> 公仔箱論壇$ B% T; c; o% V- }
> (3) Nothing: This5.39.217.766 D, @. x5 s) J1 I. O3 [/ w% \" ]% e+ c
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you( R8 d/ h0 M! j5 j% v
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing公仔箱論壇" Y8 r; l4 |9 J* }2 K
> usually end in fine.公仔箱論壇/ X& d, H& _2 K4 h
> 公仔箱論壇& H7 E  ~2 g8 L" T% d. m- U
> (4) GoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  f+ ]# u% V' Z5 I9 x
> Ahead: This
# t5 S7 y# q9 TTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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- c; C* I1 K; w/ R( o0 {> (5) Loud
: |3 A9 A6 S. L; sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Sigh: This6 r  i3 p% q/ |9 T
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
4 C' A" p7 W8 b+ n" o$ r: @> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are公仔箱論壇$ T# W- B: e. \* G9 f; F' V
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing5 D0 r- p4 N1 }8 X/ R
> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 v: q( v& b8 `6 E
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of5.39.217.762 u6 b9 Q( K5 ^. b5 t3 W* K
> nothing.)
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; l  Q, \( v0 k" c. W% l6 H  STVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (6) That's
6 S9 T: R: i9 k5 p0 OTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Okay: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 Y0 Q% L2 L) j: u
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make totvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, ]6 a- a2 Q: P) ^, M
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and公仔箱論壇3 ~- _' S4 `* Y0 Y# ^, z4 C0 ?
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
2 h0 J6 `. w' |' R2 M+ |5.39.217.76> mistake. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' g$ B9 o2 y" q6 v0 T

: p/ |7 ^% P3 J3 E5 W; n; ~> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. s! [& A; H! C! S% k
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
. y2 }* y. ^3 v& {, Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
" E' S- C7 e# P5 K6 t> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that isTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: z* K: w1 _9 I- @, P
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT5.39.217.76, {0 `4 y2 N1 ]6 B+ n* `) C
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a公仔箱論壇* m1 d% y* o* p3 t
> 'whatever').TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 _! ]6 d& \- ^! B0 c
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
+ G. G8 v" G5 p' n# [> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇0 n5 {- {& _: P) r" r/ |+ F  ]

. h1 J, f; J( f! r7 n! q4 @1 ~5.39.217.76> (9) Don't3 @+ x# C, p; d% V) p+ M# g9 S
> worry about it, I got it: Another
1 `# \$ C' t* t- r$ k公仔箱論壇> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
% X3 }" N3 o- Z7 N, s> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
1 k, |( u2 A8 x7 a- m> herself. This will later result in a man
# G1 [1 \. w+ o8 H( E公仔箱論壇> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's0 b" C3 S0 K; L2 j5 b" ]
> response refer to # 3.
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