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: s& e3 _$ }' D1 ^$ p( {9 j2 ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> WORDS WOMEN USE
/ M) e0 ?# P! v4 Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (1) Fine: This( l+ R8 N. t4 w
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right5.39.217.769 _3 Y! `5 B2 v2 T* d+ {% @2 w# d
> and you need to shut up.! Q9 P% a- d8 A4 }7 r# K# j
>
1 o! i* [+ P# p5.39.217.76> (2) Five( I6 D  S' R. V
> Minutes: If
, Q3 q; ^8 P* Y! CTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
/ L6 q+ f) H5 E2 A, @6 L; L3 @5.39.217.76> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
" P: s* o9 @2 ^7 Q5.39.217.76> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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, v/ X1 p( j  {+ F> (3) Nothing: This
0 G# F8 u7 ~1 `. Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
  j* k; s9 m& [5 |+ l4 Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
0 q5 n: ]4 V+ L% N6 N9 W* o5.39.217.76> usually end in fine.
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8 N5 `- Z0 i8 o, Y3 W" |> (4) Go公仔箱論壇3 ~7 p6 R: D; h5 S" {
> Ahead: This
8 `8 B# D, c$ T+ V1 _5.39.217.76> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) LoudTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ E+ O1 |* J# S# K( l7 h  M8 a
> Sigh: This
3 s  X, Y6 h- @$ q* P5.39.217.76> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
: g# o' h; U. Z> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are' a7 N: ^) |  k$ a( _! i5 \6 C6 h
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing9 `! E: Y, }% F$ E3 \
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
3 m; Y7 L; L. \4 P5 J7 @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
4 W! B+ M0 y  o% X9 q5.39.217.76> nothing.)
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> (6) That'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& Y% o; o2 f: d: [+ L% m; z) u
> Okay: This
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: V) g3 @8 V4 `4 y公仔箱論壇> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
* R' G% V, M8 ?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your公仔箱論壇% n4 j8 _. c+ Y* j3 S& a1 H
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, R4 o  d# E7 |! `5.39.217.76> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  W( V4 X! `$ ^: V: w9 f$ L
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say3 V2 B6 V  {, k: w
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This# ~. ^, N/ h* T# u5 C6 Y
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is公仔箱論壇3 M9 {; N& K9 P! p: L* a  m
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
2 M( f+ v& E  J3 N5 {> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a& }7 A7 Z2 }# x1 S3 J. \
> 'whatever').
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/ `4 I$ q9 C% B; g' ]6 L4 _# `> (8) Whatever: Is a
" J) s' [: y: [, n公仔箱論壇> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# @' a8 A; `7 I
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> (9) Don'ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; m- j8 H" t& i) B
> worry about it, I got it: Anothertvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 R6 W# Q  q7 ^# \1 q$ V) E
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! n# D/ Z) e9 ]9 d0 M( Z; E
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
) g/ T; Z9 H8 ]" o5.39.217.76> herself. This will later result in a man  ~! C8 ^% j/ C6 W" G5 Y1 z
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
6 K; _* k& k; b# e3 m6 C> response refer to # 3.
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