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嫁個有錢人【女仕一定要睇】

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本帖最後由 邪x 於 2009-7-5 04:29 PM 編輯
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最近香港有好多雜誌講到李澤楷同梁洛施呢個話提,因為又【有可能少了】一個超級王老吳結婚啦﹗咁女仕係唔係都想嫁比一個有錢老呢﹖定一或小時候的童畫世界【白雪公主】同【白馬皇子】呢﹖我係一個英文網站睇到呢篇文,現翻譯為中及英文,我個人覺得好好啦﹗唔知你/妳地認唔認同呢﹖
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一個年青的靚女在網上打廣告
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提目﹕點樣先至可以嫁到個有錢人呢﹖
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為左希望可以嫁個有錢人,我而家係度老實表白我的一切。本人今年25歲、我係一個超靚同時髦和有品味的女仔。我希望可以嫁比一個男仕年身50萬或以上。你地可能覺得我好貪心,其實年身為一百萬既男仕在美國紐約只算是中產而已。我的要求其實唔高嫁,有冇一的男仕年身有50萬或以上在這個論壇呢﹖你地係唔係全部已經結左嫁啦﹖我想問﹕我點樣先可以嫁比一個好似你咁樣既男人呢﹖至於我已前既男朋友,最有錢既一個只係到25萬年身,他已經是我所有男朋友當中最有錢的一個。如果將來要搬去西面的紐約花園住,25萬一年的收入係唔足夠既。
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我係度很請你地幫我解答幾個問題﹕公仔箱論壇0 m, N9 y/ M7 X  S) O/ O$ B
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其實你地知唔知最或比較有錢的大學生係邊度出入呢﹖【請提供酒吧名同地址、餐廳、健身室】
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哪一群年歲最適合我呢﹖
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點解所有富豪身邊既老婆都係好平凡既﹖我遇過有幾個女性朋友,她們的樣子一d都唔吸引,但係佢地竟然可以嫁比一個有錢富豪。

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你地的有錢男仕係點樣去選擇你的領一半呢﹖哪一種女仔只可以做你地的女朋友呢﹖【我而家係想結婚】
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d驚既我回覆﹕
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/ M( ~& w5 r0 ~) D我剛剛睇到妳的網上提問,真係覺得好有趣。老實講大部分既女性都有妳相同的疑問﹖請準許我係度分析一下妳而家既情況【站在專業投資者角度去發表意見】。我既年身超過50萬、剛好附合妳妳既要求。原因我提出我的收入,主要係想妳地知道我唔係浪費跟妳既時間。在一個商人黎講、同妳結婚只會係一個錯誤的決定……答案很簡單,等我話比妳知啦。
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啦﹗我地詳細既內容唔講,妳宜家結婚既目標其實係商品交換【妳既青春同靚樣】換【金錢】。 A君提供美貌、B君用錢買妳的青春及美貌,係一個公平交易。但係,呢度有一個好重大既問題,妳的美貌會跟隨著時間變壞,但我的金錢通常都仍然存在,除非有一D好特別既事情發生啦﹗事實上我的收入只會越黎越多,而妳相返唔可以一年靚過一年。所以係經濟角度呢睇,我係會增長既資產,而妳係會眨值既資產,唔至係會眨值,簡直係一文不值隨著時間而改變。如果青春是妳唯一既資產,咁妳既籌碼十年後可能所乘無幾。/ N/ j( B5 B" R: L9 p
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宜家可以引用華爾街一d術語,每一個商業交易都有一個定位,同妳約會都係一種交易定位,如果呢個交易價格下跌,我會把佢賣出去、當然唔會打算長時間擁有佢啦﹗同一道理放在妳所講既金錢婚姻上面,係比較殘忍、但係一個精明既消費者、對一d有大幅度眨值既產品,一係出租或出售眨值產品。當一位收入達到50萬年身或以上之男仕,當然明白個中既道理。我地只會同妳拍拖,係唔會打算同妳結婚既。我建議妳唔好去搵d有錢男人先至肯嫁。呀﹗重有、妳可以做到自己為有錢人或收入多於50萬一年,這可能比較實際,多過妳四圍去搵d有錢傻老,邊有咁多傻瓜係世上呢﹗tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 X% v7 H# K9 p% `5 f. Z% l

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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:( ]9 z4 n  g2 }5 w* s. [
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Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
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6 U6 l( k% v) Y! f公仔箱論壇I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 thisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( B! U0 ~8 M7 n2 K, U, s
year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ z5 S; J+ D8 K# x
guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 @0 S/ m( ?# G8 l" O
but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New
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has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, o1 X( l7 {  }' G  @
ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I'veTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 `: y8 N2 P5 M: T9 j8 v( E/ ]
dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is
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area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income0 a' C3 K, U5 E0 O% |
is not enough.
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I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 W! |( ~7 F7 u
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1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names
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2) Which age group should I target?
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' _3 E0 X% C, z+ z; C5.39.217.763) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a
8 ^. t! k: a- u5 i6 pfew girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are
% ?; y, X/ e' e1 |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbable to marry rich guysTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& Z# a- Q% M  a: z

% f8 \: F6 I* R( utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
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Awesome reply:
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Dear Ms. Pretty,公仔箱論壇) n4 D8 h1 L5 [3 D7 X1 t$ F

; b- ]8 z" g/ \+ x7 t6 B7 RI have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of公仔箱論壇! @; ~/ y& Y/ `( w0 ?
girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me! n6 r  Q: C$ P8 d* |; k: q
to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income
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believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. u" @2 S' t, `
business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.. The answer is5.39.217.760 y4 o% O$ ~7 Y$ `0 _7 |9 }
very simple, so let me explain.4 e- U+ u. d6 X$ A- k
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Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of5 I, Z6 ?& q* r  F( K) J/ F. m
'beauty' and 'money': Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for
2 p9 ^8 q- B; V8 C公仔箱論壇it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, yourTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; i. g& A8 Z; I" b3 @% t
beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good
4 a, ?2 U) t; P. @1 v( t( q# }& qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but
2 r+ w, I" U2 }1 ?you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& ~$ T0 {7 ?, U' E; ~
economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation& V! k8 o: r# e! _
asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponentialtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: t% z# P& D4 L) w4 w5 ~
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much$ X- ?5 L) l+ H
worried 10 years later.
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& {) j% d" k* H" h- p公仔箱論壇By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position,0 g" A  W8 z2 o  h. p
dating with you is also a 'trading position'. If the trade value dropped
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to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets withtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 k$ G9 Z9 |% M9 q* R$ T: |
great depreciation value will be sold or 'leased'. Anyone with over) T( H" U8 Z$ r0 p4 S- U3 F
$500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will$ _* ?$ [4 g6 G
not marry you. I would advise that you forget looking for any clues totvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. P1 x1 B  o) z4 F. R; P; h; O
marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a
0 C8 Z# A) X( N  z# |公仔箱論壇rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than公仔箱論壇' p( O% O8 |/ r9 N& q: f  l0 [" d
finding a rich fool.公仔箱論壇6 J5 V3 S# q% K5 I( I

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2 N$ Z3 r8 S# Q4 n/ u公仔箱論壇Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in 'leasing' services, do
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signed,
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如果大家有任何意見、請回覆。多謝﹗
許多道理許多人都明白。但真正會去做的卻極少。+ ~1 Z2 D9 o! s1 p- F( D: g3 b
我的思維一向是靚女做情人女朋友,相貌普通卻能給我最大溫暖與幫助的才做老婆。
3 |; W2 M; G: q4 C& b可惜的是明白這個道理的都是男人,可悲的是無論我說得再明白,我身邊的女性朋友依然不懂。5.39.217.76, v2 n- j# b$ V5 y8 P$ ~  m6 J. p
不過也不要過於告訴她們現實,每個人都有梦:5.39.217.76, c9 c4 p# N9 ?7 w( G
年輕女性更需要有個美好的梦去給她們作為生活壓力的宣泄。5.39.217.76# s7 @4 P9 _/ O( \0 A# R6 x) b. G7 H& ]
如同每個男孩年輕的時候都有個遠大的目標,理想。
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