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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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, ]9 X% [+ w, R' o% x0 jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> WORDS WOMEN USE
# S: v' F) Y& N7 N8 B2 x0 ^公仔箱論壇> (1) Fine: This( ^. x% E! L7 I& W( r; Y* S
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right  d7 O+ H# d( a) I
> and you need to shut up.5.39.217.760 R* t, E/ m+ o
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> (2) Five
2 T: H0 ~7 }# n- Ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Minutes: Iftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ p' ?, @$ l% z8 p. h
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five5.39.217.76& x% p! B! t5 W0 D8 X
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been givenTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, f* Q9 b& n3 W  R" }7 P' i7 r
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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> (3) Nothing: This公仔箱論壇1 a; a( P; B0 g& C: b+ @
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
$ w( ?+ t5 I8 B0 f9 w: A) U公仔箱論壇> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
' x/ Y1 }; G" I6 Y5 ]> usually end in fine.' C/ z7 [" \' e, _5 S9 F, x4 {- q
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> (4) Go5.39.217.76; L* a% ], Z3 @) H
> Ahead: This5.39.217.76/ V9 z. G  f: @% m, x( C# H# N" ^
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇! }' A! N% Q0 Z1 [* C
> It!
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4 G4 \! J" {8 B% R, k$ ?; }> (5) Loud
6 ^) i3 l  l- I" a0 U, m$ vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Sigh: This
! F/ M. [- R" F* M" y> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
  K$ T; l. @% ^) K5.39.217.76> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
1 R* r6 t; A% u0 f- l: r4 k( p> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
+ S* I/ U, U. w3 Y3 f5.39.217.76> here and arguing with you about nothing.
/ c* o! H) r% C0 f> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
3 p3 D2 t1 j0 f公仔箱論壇> nothing.)5.39.217.761 R9 e- Y8 J* B
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> (6) That's
: T5 `3 ]9 Q( M, q* {# G2 J> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ l; D* P6 @* i$ O
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
7 T9 l- `4 a; C. u% {> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* P: E( G( Z" W/ s9 ?0 P9 f
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 K& q# E) ~- K2 Y* F; y- m+ t
> mistake.
1 {2 h6 Q" Y3 O8 ^3 j: ^" A公仔箱論壇( y% Z) P* j( \5 ~- |; w. }. D
> (7) Thanks: A2 O8 ^1 ^: o. j( u
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
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> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is' |. x9 p* x1 [8 h
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
( d7 |; t3 |$ Q' I! f> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 Q% E, D/ u. p
> 'whatever')./ O! R# ?+ M9 Z4 H$ I6 k* T
>
6 y5 [2 |: f- `6 N3 m> (8) Whatever: Is a
4 v! G/ }! ]1 `6 v& y* e7 S- [> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇' D6 u/ l  l2 A* A/ N

' V- J6 m% t5 Z# \! z; g- T3 Ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (9) Don't1 ^" W( b) |0 z0 K0 B
> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; _" R1 m% f. Z( H
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
7 P1 G2 \& [# u+ d* P" u> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it公仔箱論壇( Q! ~6 x2 M  a$ @
> herself. This will later result in a man
8 Z- a' W5 t% u" {0 B> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's5.39.217.76" w- y5 X( G8 ?9 x
> response refer to # 3.
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