一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。( r2 n+ Z( O2 l# _
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」公仔箱論壇8 M! B3 o! I6 v
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0 C% Z. O& ?* j! R' L9 p7 _- y4 Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.76, h$ r* @) m% f' {# w
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
8 L }8 U7 @$ W7 s6 y5.39.217.76An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.0 t2 h4 r6 T+ N6 s1 p6 i0 N0 o
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"& }% C+ \4 O5 |4 y& H' R) f7 r0 e% {
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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! h1 p& a7 T1 Y& T# w) M4 J W" Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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! P+ B8 J8 {' p) J" v4 H公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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