一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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1 l' f4 C9 T3 D9 n& y& M0 z5.39.217.76一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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% ~" n% N9 P# z4 B「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」. ]. P" y5 t( c! ~9 ~
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：5.39.217.761 x! C' N6 X8 r$ t) K' L3 E
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.) u1 q& p/ Y& ~2 J
$ P4 x9 P& S+ U! q( S2 Ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?". J& r5 Z3 J& J4 k4 n4 G- ^
i4 J3 E+ g( d1 f# `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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, B/ t8 N) ]( h" A& J9 }3 m& B"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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6 S) A; p& i7 M0 i$ HThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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