一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇/ ` \1 ]1 O8 c. v
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# g9 N% O/ P6 q$ i* N
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇' m0 U$ P; i! o: j$ [' X
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, ~" L+ P! {7 X/ D; @
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. u- y& X; [* l7 {/ _/ p$ |
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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