一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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5 A: n V i6 L2 q. q一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」5.39.217.76/ [6 G' a! a- R/ P% p6 a% s' q6 S
* Q$ l. b7 J+ y+ w公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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0 _$ e: _2 Q# O& U! m$ D公仔箱論壇「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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) T6 @5 g4 \9 J. X* K; ?" d5.39.217.76婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
1 U; m8 E7 w& i; A5 }& etvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 ^+ _/ I1 K" b; P2 |2 J' \
4 }4 k9 u9 o% |5 R7 T$ W公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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# {+ ^8 w$ R9 ~' x1 `6 k& W& G5.39.217.76"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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8 H0 d% r" Z, N/ A5 s9 s" _0 q7 E* B"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: P: {% x/ K5 { S% t& @+ _2 V
2 a1 l% w. {' k+ Z- ?9 U公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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