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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :5.39.217.76; R6 g% S% T, O U3 Z, q) l

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
" ]1 |; d; T$ f/ r5.39.217.76隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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: U3 {: ]8 W  H5.39.217.76Here are just a few reasons why？tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% t' E, c' F* s
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
' Q; K6 i" w' E2 Qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 5.39.217.76! n3 m* e, G7 d- b
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She doesn't care what you think. . @8 C* |4 u1 E8 r- u6 k1 z
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 5.39.217.76+ }( g9 D" u: @( J7 g
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

Women over 40 are dignified.
5 t. f5 b- }: W  k2 l40歲以上的女人穩重自持 0 t8 D" j4 Z9 S
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
/ b' }' z2 Q, {; l5.39.217.76不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 4 V6 F% S* j9 U1 X7 ~/ y" h+ C$ f
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

3 Q: G/ q1 Z& b4 @5.39.217.76Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 公仔箱論壇! z9 T. S9 Q( N+ ]+ u
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 W% K' N) w% j9 x1 C6 R
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* Q) x' t( t) \1 `
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
4 J3 `: V$ |, v# q, L5.39.217.76女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. " r- p0 n, b; a/ v$ _
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 W6 _% a4 e6 I; s6 K8 A

4 `, o3 H# n5 ]- }& I$ Z公仔箱論壇They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
$ A# J6 v5 s" y公仔箱論壇如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

$ A9 I# a* s$ `; DYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
3 K4 ]+ }& q( h) M" V) y40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 公仔箱論壇4 D5 U6 }. f4 [8 c. m; Z+ u
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，5.39.217.768 L5 e" a6 k( y0 X

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
& P& ]1 \  y' Q1 k) D, t: E那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ ]% ^9 S2 h) z* B, ]" t6 |1 ~
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Here's an update for you.公仔箱論壇% G1 G3 g+ v3 \6 h
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Why?
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+ z8 N  B' ]# I4 V7 \( J5.39.217.76Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!