一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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& w, ^! k& w+ s N4 Ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」5.39.217.76( f* w% v1 O+ v% F! Z, k3 F9 x
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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" j5 m: R- B1 O+ W; ~( h$ z$ `「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇2 r% H; H" K7 B
# [ }- }# W) V. z. j+ |9 k8 |- T0 u婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
/ j& F3 ?. P% X9 t: k* YAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇2 x, X2 k7 G% Q1 Q! ~9 `# |
1 a4 e- a. K5 ^+ G. X4 a& itvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.76. y# n8 l x2 ^. l
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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