一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。& n% M( _" x& [" Q" s
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」公仔箱論壇+ B- E0 G. @% K; _. b, _6 ]6 N
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: j4 W* U; G" ^
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」) a( [9 O! M' l K" p
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ N$ U0 q2 A: U( P) l6 k
* o* F: c5 B/ [A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"8 B; r0 Q7 n- Y3 M
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ H6 ]8 e5 j& k7 D+ U$ y( j
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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