一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ D/ r+ e V" [3 l, O
% e1 w/ ~5 _6 ]2 I# rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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3 l* t0 Z$ r4 n. b: k' N- I婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
- Q/ q0 f1 R- aAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 ^/ p* f! t0 j a. x
5 N1 J6 {4 A( h( N3 Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."5.39.217.76- u f4 s: N; W8 b
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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3 |" F% E1 N- r/ o0 D, g9 W5.39.217.76The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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