一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇8 B/ @& D3 ^( f2 u
: _0 N9 \* r( [ U一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」2 c8 m) A# e" t( @9 Y2 @- y
3 k6 c9 Q! r3 ~公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.765 W! \ n/ e' m2 Q" V
' a3 u; n. L1 W4 q, v6 W0 ]5.39.217.76「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
( M" H) x |/ o3 C5 s6 n5.39.217.76An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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0 m* @( B- o) K# h: H$ P% ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest." i. R8 l4 N+ ]7 ^$ R. T) u9 A
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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