一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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* E; b' S) G" y( f3 _; ]3 f& ?# G一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」5.39.217.76& O8 E/ R3 B$ G' o0 k
2 Z$ F2 N( [! T/ t5 N' [「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.768 S d- P) p3 ?" D j
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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6 ^! B. M) g$ F$ \0 T& n/ S# q4 z- G婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
! C% _4 j8 c! \' ^* ^An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 _0 C3 X1 W4 R' u7 b& y1 _* K/ r
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."( j: Q1 B3 o5 Z, N$ T% a. A
& u# `1 }+ @: p"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest./ M0 _2 |' a' ?% m
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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