一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇3 a3 \8 z# W# ^
1 X2 d% v9 J% ~# Q; g; O5.39.217.76一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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* u7 T6 n, w0 d; D1 \「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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1 {+ F, _) ~9 o: c( {「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
! Q* [$ T( d$ g; a8 n5.39.217.76An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.# ^) Y6 b% r5 r! m \
4 @4 z5 R9 k" J5.39.217.76A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"2 y% P3 z8 ?: x0 z7 ]
) d/ p. C* x+ J8 h"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇/ q* N/ x6 ]/ @
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ l3 N/ X/ _2 q; }
* E% E4 B2 I1 O8 TThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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