一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。+ t) C& A* B" }+ b/ t; _
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」, F4 |' M# E5 |* Q
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：5.39.217.76" o" V+ m/ R) m4 G
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.9 @* o- q2 s3 t
5 `/ r* l* ~ L1 r5.39.217.76A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 E9 P* I& L; Z
~- w: t# s0 J6 z6 H6 ?$ G"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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0 J* r9 a4 R R" V, \6 }The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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