一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。5.39.217.76) r; p2 R- `, b' x8 i/ p8 _
5 P- u: L& L: B% h: \9 [5.39.217.76一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, P/ x; g9 F$ M% F" M3 l/ l
3 K; i- X, _2 }5.39.217.76「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
% U6 f' F2 \* u( G, K% e- Z( W8 h5 vAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.9 {7 b0 a5 v- G1 n
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, a+ Z! x$ O. a( F! A. ^! u2 n公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5.39.217.769 ^2 |$ @9 |- L. k' U6 T! ~/ B
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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