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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。, R7 o! M; y2 x
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; t/ v' K' N3 Z, N
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.762 P. }+ s8 [! I0 B! `+ u8 ]5 b

) e0 T/ r. y( ^3 W+ ^- D% g6 U6 I公仔箱論壇「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」8 `7 f) R% l) F' d8 e7 f8 Q

. Y, y& [& d7 K7 `7 {3 R- F婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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0 E6 u! U) N* c) J3 STVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5 A6 e9 r1 @; r& ]6 e/ p

; J- |1 M$ \, v/ b5 p+ \% b* s  N公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."8 S: P( o  P5 _7 x$ h' w8 e

# M7 E+ _) K; |) b- c+ O: c1 Q# ^TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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