一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。5.39.217.76! C, X, K$ y5 c A g& ~
A# o4 }0 ], g @3 }5.39.217.76一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」8 X- L1 z, u! T4 Y1 k- H
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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! g9 F9 @2 E' E( }, H1 o婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
- ]" ^, Y- n- |. y7 ]3 STVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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7 P3 K4 b0 j0 Z' X4 otvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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0 g, f/ I+ `5 F; H8 H- n0 K"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.". v* Z% ^6 p! j( _) @/ K6 {1 k
! G) {1 b* j# W2 xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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* U/ }6 l, }1 [ P# I4 kThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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