嫁個有錢人【女仕一定要睇】

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最近香港有好多雜誌講到李澤楷同梁洛施呢個話提，因為又【有可能少了】一個超級王老吳結婚啦﹗咁女仕係唔係都想嫁比一個有錢老呢﹖定一或小時候的童畫世界【白雪公主】同【白馬皇子】呢﹖我係一個英文網站睇到呢篇文，現翻譯為中及英文，我個人覺得好好啦﹗唔知你/妳地認唔認同呢﹖9 z0 N# L( N$ q; n+ I

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一個年青的靚女在網上打廣告tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  H5 o8 m! D* i( e# V( q

提目﹕點樣先至可以嫁到個有錢人呢﹖
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為左希望可以嫁個有錢人，我而家係度老實表白我的一切。本人今年25歲、我係一個超靚同時髦和有品味的女仔。我希望可以嫁比一個男仕年身50萬或以上。你地可能覺得我好貪心，其實年身為一百萬既男仕在美國紐約只算是中產而已。我的要求其實唔高嫁，有冇一的男仕年身有50萬或以上在這個論壇呢﹖你地係唔係全部已經結左嫁啦﹖我想問﹕我點樣先可以嫁比一個好似你咁樣既男人呢﹖至於我已前既男朋友，最有錢既一個只係到25萬年身，他已經是我所有男朋友當中最有錢的一個。如果將來要搬去西面的紐約花園住，25萬一年的收入係唔足夠既。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 _7 N* O* f( m% u# d9 R
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我係度很請你地幫我解答幾個問題﹕tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 g$ h: R) a7 j1 F# w3 v: L& J
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其實你地知唔知最或比較有錢的大學生係邊度出入呢﹖【請提供酒吧名同地址、餐廳、健身室】5.39.217.76& j  R/ @7 ]. R( a% i* K# L
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哪一群年歲最適合我呢﹖$ q; d- D- }( O" N: P. z6 M
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點解所有富豪身邊既老婆都係好平凡既﹖我遇過有幾個女性朋友，她們的樣子一d都唔吸引，但係佢地竟然可以嫁比一個有錢富豪。5.39.217.76) Q9 Z" R3 @5 S) L* b
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9 X# N& h, W+ ?7 {( a0 ^你地的有錢男仕係點樣去選擇你的領一半呢﹖哪一種女仔只可以做你地的女朋友呢﹖【我而家係想結婚】

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妳好靚女，TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 k8 R  A2 u5 U' f/ y
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我剛剛睇到妳的網上提問，真係覺得好有趣。老實講大部分既女性都有妳相同的疑問﹖請準許我係度分析一下妳而家既情況【站在專業投資者角度去發表意見】。我既年身超過50萬、剛好附合妳妳既要求。原因我提出我的收入，主要係想妳地知道我唔係浪費跟妳既時間。在一個商人黎講、同妳結婚只會係一個錯誤的決定……答案很簡單，等我話比妳知啦。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( r$ j* K; ]; V$ k3 ?4 x4 Z; I

啦﹗我地詳細既內容唔講，妳宜家結婚既目標其實係商品交換【妳既青春同靚樣】換【金錢】。 A君提供美貌、B君用錢買妳的青春及美貌，係一個公平交易。但係，呢度有一個好重大既問題，妳的美貌會跟隨著時間變壞，但我的金錢通常都仍然存在，除非有一D好特別既事情發生啦﹗事實上我的收入只會越黎越多，而妳相返唔可以一年靚過一年。所以係經濟角度呢睇，我係會增長既資產，而妳係會眨值既資產，唔至係會眨值，簡直係一文不值隨著時間而改變。如果青春是妳唯一既資產，咁妳既籌碼十年後可能所乘無幾。3 ?  w4 p, Q: i. z; h

宜家可以引用華爾街一d術語，每一個商業交易都有一個定位，同妳約會都係一種交易定位，如果呢個交易價格下跌，我會把佢賣出去、當然唔會打算長時間擁有佢啦﹗同一道理放在妳所講既金錢婚姻上面，係比較殘忍、但係一個精明既消費者、對一d有大幅度眨值既產品，一係出租或出售眨值產品。當一位收入達到50萬年身或以上之男仕，當然明白個中既道理。我地只會同妳拍拖，係唔會打算同妳結婚既。我建議妳唔好去搵d有錢男人先至肯嫁。呀﹗重有、妳可以做到自己為有錢人或收入多於50萬一年，這可能比較實際，多過妳四圍去搵d有錢傻老，邊有咁多傻瓜係世上呢﹗3 V# O: A/ B2 B& b: ~4 t

希望呢個回覆可以幫到妳。呀﹗如果妳對【出租】感情有興趣的話，請盡快連絡我吧…….
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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ L9 `0 l2 h, \# i. F
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Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' B( q; u" [5 B4 ^6 ^. ?2 A
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I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this
year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a
guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy,
but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New: ^  y8 w" x1 M' R! X- R
York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who
has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to$ o: h1 O* i9 I2 U) }- n+ `$ p
ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've
dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this isTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 V. m; ~3 \% ~1 u& W
my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential
area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income
is not enough.
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I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names
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2) Which age group should I target?
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3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ N) U# r! ?0 b  l- Y4 A  C. u" b1 M
few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are
able to marry rich guystvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% u, Z$ ]3 E, r. ?
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4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your公仔箱論壇" y% B- _: t; t  w8 G% k1 Z
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty
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Awesome reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
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I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of
girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me
to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income5.39.217.766 H2 U$ w5 ~9 A9 T7 c
is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone! l1 E' D" H) X$ E; A9 M  k
believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 \* s: ]% i: R/ _0 n" J: _
business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.. The answer is) A  C( G" w7 h& h2 B: r3 S  x! e
very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of5 ?$ a  \4 ^+ t0 l% O
'beauty' and 'money': Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for# g+ b, ~6 x. ]
it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your
beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good公仔箱論壇- @5 d1 E* F( e0 A* f
reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but
you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of
economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation5.39.217.76$ L  {9 O5 m3 o1 c2 y; h" `. m0 `
asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much
worried 10 years later.
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dating with you is also a 'trading position'. If the trade value droppedTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& a$ L1 w$ l* x) ^
we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long
term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be crueltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  J5 {! i/ l7 B4 p1 Q9 M& D
to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with公仔箱論壇0 s' t' k/ A& \9 R, }
great depreciation value will be sold or 'leased'. Anyone with over
$500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will公仔箱論壇' U- X1 E- j1 ^$ }$ s
not marry you. I would advise that you forget looking for any clues totvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 l& A5 I4 S& t% [2 S% O& j5 w
marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 M8 C3 l1 `. C. r- }% q
rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than5.39.217.76/ {7 i6 \, j' H1 }. v5 A
finding a rich fool.

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Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in 'leasing' services, do
contact me...
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signed,
CEO
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