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mr2907 發表於 2011-12-5 07:18 AM
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/ X! m& _8 t$ qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。i have no clue too
Malaysia Jok Yeh Tube5.39.217.76. G- q& K' M5 {- e6 u/ x
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All of us hve seen a fashion show, baby competition, dog n cat competition- i6 [) y. o0 V# y7 |
BUT do u believe a CHICKEN competition existed in Malaysia5.39.217.76" x7 e, T( ]( X8 c5 v9 B" {3 F/ s
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I cannot c ah?
! K0 I* a# G* |: STVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% ?( B8 Q6 G* u% x
Morning CHing n AV1...Joe San, Gau Ja, Selamat Pagi, Jau An公仔箱論壇7 g: }+ ]  y# m+ d* D9 q
ADTVB gam joe ah...u getting ready to move or u oledi in u office
本帖最後由 kimmi8k 於 2011-12-5 10:52 PM 編輯
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nite nite CHing) _- c6 A, U1 V1 q: Z+ I
have a nice day
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can anyone guess what is this公仔箱論壇) d* J9 w1 K6 h& w1 N3 C. }

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' d) y1 r5 B) b/ N- x" h" C+ ?5.39.217.76Answer : Rabbit Nose
閱讀權限: 130架,我哋啲會員仔點睇到喎 不過妳睇老細同KB版大笑到咁,就知18+++啦
+ i+ Q4 Y! E9 g* htvb now,tvbnow,bttvbmr2907 發表於 2011-12-6 11:48 AM
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Yuen Loy yue chee...7 C5 k6 S; U, |" o7 l/ x
chat room r all high ranking officialstvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, y! G. E/ I. R: B2 T6 e
CEO's n GO GOONtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* y( r6 ~, ^& b# x8 D' _; ?

" _) \& T" y3 h/ ~# w- [) \all r Ding Tao 大大大
9 x2 R: L7 {2 [2 i/ }) xTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。good to know
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thanks for tipping mr 2907tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 `8 D+ @9 r& g) K4 a7 C! q! d' o
elses I would think my pc with worm
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) G5 f8 H: A/ K1 dplaying tantrums again
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Good morning Ching n AV1
本帖最後由 civicboy1969 於 2011-12-7 09:07 PM 編輯 " G" ^( x: J/ v& S' ]  w
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 D5 V/ D& Y# E2 V3 y
Morning CHing ADTVB Mr 2907 & all  大大大 130s +100s
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A little humor for u morning coffee
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1st date: You get to hold hands
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  x) G: N' n. _0 Z7 b( P3 A5.39.217.762nd date: You get a goodbye kiss.
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* P5 Q% A1 h; O( V3rd date: You both get caught by JAIS.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. u$ X- }) i1 }! X

- ~0 W* A1 i6 P2 g. m* D5 G4 }; O) PChinese girl
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1st date: You take her to a restaurant.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 F1 w) T( |. k! e+ V

3 ]- R, R& l) A( S8 P6 u9 M5.39.217.762nd date: You take her to an expensive restaurant.9 J# |  @0 A. J% {4 w
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3rd date: You take her to a very expensive restaurant and buy her a diamond necklace. You get to hold her hand later that night.公仔箱論壇& k, X  F* S) G1 h; q4 V  Z
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, Q; o5 K# Y! r- t6 T5.39.217.761st date: You meet her parents.
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2nd date: She meets your parents.
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3rd date: Wedding night.
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( F* c" N- }7 b7 R4 b) ^! CSo what about gals in u country ADTVB n Mr 2907
A Malaysian Humor
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Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"?
! x) x9 V# G' s# }: ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。You know, that very little 600 cc car ???
: \; p, H6 F% v) y  b5.39.217.76Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US, so when Dr M
9 ?; `. h% h1 n( I) E5.39.217.76paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with9 D" V* g) `% q9 O2 @
George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sellTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* _5 J3 ?9 S  h- ?& s+ ^
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/ [. H! @" @& L9 E8 |公仔箱論壇After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, "You know,I think公仔箱論壇; R2 r$ ]8 M+ w  p, F( ]* l* R
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Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush6 O8 R7 M8 T) h' z3 @
offered, "Ok,take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and
) E1 w0 U" u5 u# p2 Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvbhe's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North5.39.217.761 d4 l3 n8 v/ p. ^  y
America."
2 O! t# i/ G# LDr M was satisfied
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The next day he called the number and a lady answered,"TOYS R US",5.39.217.76- g# t7 Q# a( ]+ i$ P
can I help you?"
本帖最後由 kimmi8k 於 2011-12-6 06:02 PM 編輯 , u, V) U* K6 ?/ O: D! R( q& E
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iFamily Malaysia
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Talking about Funnies
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do you know how your day will become beautiful?* U! B( v# m7 j  R

5 H* P8 U6 _  _7 E2 \it is wen you start your day.. ' p; W0 ]/ {$ H) s- J* e
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 U' k4 A9 z- z: [
thinking of me first...lolz!
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why are condoms transparent?
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9 B1 i- Y% E9 x9 u' i7 b# e5.39.217.76So dat d sperms cud at least enjoy d  scenery
1 U7 U4 b. `0 u- Y* U* D; w5.39.217.76of their supposedly promised land..公仔箱論壇% Z- T) e" \, I3 [  g, y5 R
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poor little creatures!
本帖最後由 kimmi8k 於 2011-12-7 12:58 PM 編輯 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ {& Q* ^/ V+ C" X! R0 b1 N8 p

: d$ [7 p$ D. h7 J1 F. E8 e5 F" J公仔箱論壇Hello CHing
! K! r% U, _, B5 M7 xcome to paste paste u Malaysian Chat Room
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smiling?
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laughterTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% H+ j$ F0 f+ `1 G9 B
a sign of happiness5.39.217.765 u% u6 Y# Q2 ^  ]! E1 {  |# @  h

! H9 P# I! T! \. ]0 K5 }praying?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: D2 a3 Y+ H$ n" P
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TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- J% u0 T( ?$ ~5 o) V6 ~1 _) b
chusing me as ur friend?
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ehem..ehem..a sign of gud taste! =)0 p9 C+ R8 u! [; C

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9 |- Q6 r& }0 ?7 f公仔箱論壇if u ned a "fuck"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! V. C. ^! Z' n+ W
u cn olweys count on me..
2 n) u; D: s6 O, M: J6 ]% W5.39.217.76TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 i* E) [5 `8 h% D
"f.u.c.k."
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Malaysia English vs Britian English ...
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Who says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call.
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WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
2 d: j! h: [" U公仔箱論壇Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
+ x2 |9 {2 @6 }4 g公仔箱論壇Malaysians: No Stock.5.39.217.760 H' [9 @+ h. N5 o6 d4 ~

6 i( a  k  |0 j2 W0 {公仔箱論壇RETURNING A CALL
1 @5 P) h& f' i+ v* T公仔箱論壇Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
4 |$ q. O+ J+ m( W4 g4 d公仔箱論壇Malaysians: Hallo, who page?
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ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
; r! p/ k4 x% H+ ^. m/ s5 v$ M5.39.217.76Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
9 Y' S1 g: Q. y. V& q) w公仔箱論壇Malaysians: S-kew me
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WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY公仔箱論壇) o; f  ?8 U; T& s- `5 f! k4 n( J
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ k. y6 ?! R( C
Malaysians:No-need, lah.
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WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
0 k& A& I) g& Y; w  _Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?公仔箱論壇" x8 c. i$ R) |& D  V' z0 Y
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
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WHEN ENTERTAININGtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& {5 o- O6 [: H+ e* E
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Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: h0 d. u/ p: a' C7 Z  [2 d. ~% d

8 j; ]# q1 V) ?4 o& W. r5.39.217.76WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
# j4 F0 ^! b+ S$ p: B: \# j9 rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBritons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
! {$ @) ^3 [7 b5 F5.39.217.76Malaysians: Where got?
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8 f" Q& u+ o3 t公仔箱論壇WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER公仔箱論壇# v# S' _* N8 ~  Q
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
* O' E0 w& H' H( E: oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Malaysians: Doe-waaaan!
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IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSIONTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. f+ b. j; R- k
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
4 }! G# D/ v6 Q5 VTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
5 e, l; j4 h, v2 T" aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Malaysians: You mad, ah?
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( P# ?! \' V! `& A# ?# itvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
9 K+ F+ c1 U3 f" r3 X: F) ZBritons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
" ?& i' ~7 i5 Z" c3 s5.39.217.76Malaysians: Shaddap lah!
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, Z. s. x) ]3 y6 g7 `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ C! ?- V$ q- ^, q9 W
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?' Z' Y+ t, m. K& B9 |+ q
Malaysians: See what, see what?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 o, n6 w5 a! \8 `

; j5 t. R4 N( E4 C) b% E3 stvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 O6 @( T+ e4 P. _5 n
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
+ l1 I1 H2 V) s! D8 n5 oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Malaysians: Die-lah!!
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! B( a) c, x3 F- s5.39.217.76WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
5 u8 t% [' f/ _5.39.217.76Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 i# @2 C0 f1 H# c: c6 r  R$ O. l0 J
Malaysians: Wat happen Why lidat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)
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WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG9 L! e2 n5 P" T- r) |
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let mne show you.9 ^8 _0 h7 t$ W3 y: W
Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar lidat also doe no how to do!!!!TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; A  W/ ~) S) N! T6 j, l
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WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
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" S( G6 [6 W3 t9 ~' O/ A4 uMalaysians:Celaka u/LANCAUUUUUUUU/cibai la/puki mak/pu nya ma!!!
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