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6 q# Y' H" M1 @! C5 B& v2 x& D公仔箱論壇mr2907 發表於 2011-12-5 07:18 AM
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" ^5 r" }  H* ?( o  p) Z

; o) M. I6 Q" `% _i have no clue too
Malaysia Jok Yeh Tube公仔箱論壇( E- Y) v% f7 V0 c7 ?. `

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All of us hve seen a fashion show, baby competition, dog n cat competition
0 f2 S8 c& ^; a* ^2 F9 mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBUT do u believe a CHICKEN competition existed in Malaysia
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; o, S  q: ?6 ^( Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbMorning Call, the sun has risen公仔箱論壇" W" Y( W% d8 O& n$ X+ e; @

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Morning CHing n AV1...Joe San, Gau Ja, Selamat Pagi, Jau An
! ]6 Q$ R4 L! z7 p* JADTVB gam joe ah...u getting ready to move or u oledi in u office
本帖最後由 kimmi8k 於 2011-12-5 10:52 PM 編輯 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 f6 q8 [- U2 ?% \0 n4 E! K$ U

8 N6 d4 W* e0 a+ D2 f* |nite nite CHing公仔箱論壇# X- r7 E& h; `/ c1 y
have a nice daytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# C* [: f% M$ o0 G

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can anyone guess what is this
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  P4 G; h4 H) R3 E4 S5 sAnswer : Rabbit Nose
閱讀權限: 130架,我哋啲會員仔點睇到喎 不過妳睇老細同KB版大笑到咁,就知18+++啦
0 Q2 x0 c# u  F4 e8 S7 atvb now,tvbnow,bttvbmr2907 發表於 2011-12-6 11:48 AM
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Yuen Loy yue chee...TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  u# B4 V* N3 u% D# ]6 c) r( W
chat room r all high ranking officials
$ ?0 d1 {, n- v/ n. H1 _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。CEO's n GO GOONTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# n3 `/ `. E2 j0 m7 G* R, i

3 t% ~, s" G9 i* J) g3 G' QTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。all r Ding Tao 大大大  }/ T0 I3 T" n
good to know
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thanks for tipping mr 2907
& @- w3 o0 z3 Y8 aelses I would think my pc with worm
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6 v& ?; L1 A2 V( e8 wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。playing tantrums again

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% _  v/ l8 S' A+ o) h5 ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvbGood morning Ching n AV1
本帖最後由 civicboy1969 於 2011-12-7 09:07 PM 編輯
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Morning CHing ADTVB Mr 2907 & all  大大大 130s +100s; t- s0 h5 d8 q  [: X% K2 ~

9 c0 H2 L# C$ o- _! Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA little humor for u morning coffeetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- ]$ Z. X. T3 I

$ l: d' w4 A, v1 ^TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1st date: You get to hold hands
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7 X9 N# x- s2 N+ X* }+ T2nd date: You get a goodbye kiss.公仔箱論壇( B+ p  y" H) O& X4 y7 A

% t" U8 N, l% O" P3 [7 X/ B! F公仔箱論壇3rd date: You both get caught by JAIS.5.39.217.76' E/ j3 S& a, Z/ K+ I
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) I  j/ ]  P+ f. y; i6 h4 Y) ?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1st date: You take her to a restaurant.
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. E" Q( q) u- I* H/ R* e! q! B3 {3 Qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2nd date: You take her to an expensive restaurant.
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0 L, \% t/ z  a, K3 c; }+ R9 }tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3rd date: You take her to a very expensive restaurant and buy her a diamond necklace. You get to hold her hand later that night.1 w" C$ e5 o$ c* U: V. M  j
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# p; Q  e1 s: ?7 F* B9 w公仔箱論壇Indian girl公仔箱論壇, l8 [7 A  {  U' @# c

! f  O+ K. u- V2 O# `8 x8 I1st date: You meet her parents.
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2nd date: She meets your parents.公仔箱論壇+ P, B  @8 Z/ m" Z& i6 F
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3rd date: Wedding night.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( O  F$ Z! v- l7 y/ P4 o

4 ^$ h1 s6 e  d; h" s$ oSo what about gals in u country ADTVB n Mr 2907
A Malaysian Humor
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Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"?
) t* x7 {) U& L5 m; [公仔箱論壇You know, that very little 600 cc car ???tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ v1 `+ u. P. l  x: q
Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US, so when Dr M
+ R- R* P% x+ L) g0 N' Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbpaid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with4 e1 ~7 \0 w: D$ v( J
George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to selltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  f; q6 d5 J* O# h. U' F
the Kancil in the USA.
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, u/ v2 T! }' [# l1 HAfter having looked at the brochure, Bush said, "You know,I thinktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) X+ ~: J. Z6 u
this 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans."公仔箱論壇2 ]( \, x5 h" j
Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush
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he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North
1 F) ~- C. p  C8 y7 o* \America."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 i6 Z3 f' O$ r: C/ ^+ \
Dr M was satisfiedTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 o. }2 m* f( H. o: k( r
with the meeting and returns to Malaysia.公仔箱論壇) y( G& }0 n! _5 ], I
The next day he called the number and a lady answered,"TOYS R US",
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本帖最後由 kimmi8k 於 2011-12-6 06:02 PM 編輯 5.39.217.76$ M3 c$ ~8 Q& ]. P9 R: L
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iFamily MalaysiaTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" x. Z' _# U( [: X9 o6 w
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# i0 q& i+ n; `5 W, y' L2 E

$ y3 U3 J! }# u& n4 ]& rTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Talking about Funnies3 h$ ^. @% w6 k
do you know how your day will become beautiful?
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" A- `2 }8 D, ]* x6 \: Eit is wen you start your day..
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8 W& e8 Y- i  U1 d. O$ f4 Bthinking of me first...lolz!- q: O( A  y- x6 \3 Y

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why are condoms transparent?公仔箱論壇0 h8 i% q* |8 d& @

9 h0 [1 h  F( STVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。So dat d sperms cud at least enjoy d  scenery
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' a# g& ^& Z  y5 [9 ~; Vpoor little creatures!
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# D; [* z3 E6 S1 Z- JTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Hello CHing
+ _/ W, F0 ?) G* [8 K5.39.217.76come to paste paste u Malaysian Chat Room
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* o' A+ D' g1 p! I4 V) aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。smiling? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 x" v* e6 j6 m6 D  I
a sign of gud mood
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laughter
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7 }5 z; |, J1 I7 |4 f7 M6 I) f4 u# ]praying?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) Y: R" ^9 D( t5 d6 I6 G$ v
a sign of  gud faithtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) l- t6 O1 t  `! j

6 t+ T' B0 G4 B: Y! ^公仔箱論壇chusing me as ur friend?公仔箱論壇& O% o5 a% y, C  S9 x) C
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ehem..ehem..a sign of gud taste! =)
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  |) X$ u. q  D* ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。if u ned a "fuck"4 Q- ?0 \9 |! N9 X  B' l. s2 b& C
u cn olweys count on me..公仔箱論壇3 i: l% r; i3 I+ s/ ^/ q# _3 M
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"f.u.c.k."公仔箱論壇: N4 f$ H5 A8 s6 Z+ W- k
Friend U Can Keep公仔箱論壇5 u  S' R! {7 d$ R2 F6 ^
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Malaysia English vs Britian English ...TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' A5 x# e+ Z1 P7 z

$ @1 x6 x0 _  D7 x+ J  L5.39.217.76Who says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call.公仔箱論壇. @8 N9 Y7 E2 e$ N. y  @
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 L( I; W2 @3 D, s/ V' `4 [7 M
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS公仔箱論壇( V$ v8 ^' k' s% ~( a2 [' V$ D" Q9 t6 K
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 p: A9 C& }5 C0 {* {
Malaysians: No Stock.
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RETURNING A CALL
% e( v! V' l) ^- Q4 a2 p公仔箱論壇Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?5.39.217.769 ?6 ~- b5 S& o3 `8 n! W& X! _
Malaysians: Hallo, who page?
# H: v0 ]1 C6 j0 R, pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
  f! \& D" e: |0 O1 Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvbASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 K( t4 u2 m2 K! }
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?公仔箱論壇' {; m; k' {" R1 G/ w
Malaysians: S-kew me
% [7 ^" \6 h5 ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
7 p9 q4 u- t% J& C: k3 u公仔箱論壇WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
9 f! M9 N5 d7 b4 c$ EBritons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
: t. a& Q  B# C/ y: `, y7 ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvbMalaysians:No-need, lah.
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WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION6 T3 g% |6 d7 o6 c  s
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?公仔箱論壇5 e9 ?" P4 ?, V' ?- A# t7 s6 Z
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
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! u! p# p2 L; R3 J5.39.217.76WHEN ENTERTAINING
6 b$ k  ]3 j+ h2 A! U6 C1 \5 BBritons: Please make yourself right at home.5.39.217.76- [, g! ~* ?- \. u% |+ f9 M
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
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WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE* o, j' z& r0 q! j
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 ~( Z# W4 X" l4 P( Y4 X, C
Malaysians: Where got?公仔箱論壇& o+ s3 T- ^( g; P- G/ k

0 Q% I) Q# m" qWHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
4 ]& S* ]+ Z: O; \TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.5.39.217.767 _5 M9 S( S4 {7 \( C
Malaysians: Doe-waaaan!
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IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
6 b: C' ~: y& n% ]' B* tBritons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you'retvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! j% j6 x/ x4 C2 ^6 k' y4 l
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 A4 ^& M3 N/ m9 h6 W  Q) S7 e
Malaysians: You mad, ah?% C! f& h, k3 h$ O, Y- O- \4 P

; U( S5 h9 M6 o3 I; a- P5.39.217.76WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.5.39.217.76  q" ]8 X3 u# j( |# a2 K# B
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
3 x" E6 B6 d# v5.39.217.76Malaysians: Shaddap lah!TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! f4 D' o; b9 O0 x

- c3 C7 f# Q8 u0 c# P0 RWHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
" l$ l& p" I8 b) r  A( q3 x% uBritons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
+ U) u; @$ K/ p1 k5.39.217.76Malaysians: See what, see what?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 r* D  u2 z, ]5 z5 Q* J

0 d8 E' l, Z7 u- I4 @9 h6 ~: LTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
0 ^* q8 u1 o2 w5.39.217.76Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* ~: T( |* W" P8 Z6 y6 C' E- @
Malaysians: Die-lah!!公仔箱論壇6 u# v  H+ x4 T# \, y5 v( S
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WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED公仔箱論壇5 a& `( e/ H' m' {, B  d
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?  u+ [+ |- P3 t, Z% _$ _
Malaysians: Wat happen Why lidat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)
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+ E4 O; f: k% i0 N: p" I' j% i* ^5.39.217.76WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
" X0 o9 h: Y9 V: R  e3 X% r3 r7 H公仔箱論壇Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let mne show you.
1 {' F: H- s# l( E: G. z5 \Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar lidat also doe no how to do!!!!
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Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
: c& _# u2 V  I% h) V% rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbMalaysians:Celaka u/LANCAUUUUUUUU/cibai la/puki mak/pu nya ma!!!
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