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mr2907 發表於 2011-12-5 07:18 AM
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- ^/ E" F5 f- W% S8 W- LTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。i have no clue too
Malaysia Jok Yeh Tube
6 Z: C8 W' s: L6 n6 y5 {" @TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
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All of us hve seen a fashion show, baby competition, dog n cat competition
, v3 y# y; y. Q: B0 Q5.39.217.76BUT do u believe a CHICKEN competition existed in Malaysiatvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  i4 V" W! u8 e$ k

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本帖最後由 kimmi8k 於 2011-12-5 07:40 PM 編輯 5.39.217.767 t) _. w4 G) ]) K

3 I! ]8 E) {" K3 G2 ^# T; Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvbMorning Call, the sun has risen6 H1 [0 v3 R7 O! z8 U4 o2 j9 C( B

. e6 B' x! [0 e* G; G2 [1 stvb now,tvbnow,bttvbTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 ~! j$ N$ d* L2 _

: ?9 ]9 f7 |# j+ {9 ~6 S公仔箱論壇what u pic u post  ah...how come AV1 can c
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Morning CHing n AV1...Joe San, Gau Ja, Selamat Pagi, Jau An5.39.217.763 D& I/ P+ ~% Q5 a5 J
ADTVB gam joe ah...u getting ready to move or u oledi in u office
本帖最後由 kimmi8k 於 2011-12-5 10:52 PM 編輯
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nite nite CHingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ L  a. z9 T# b) I
have a nice day5.39.217.76, A! p$ @' G% G

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can anyone guess what is this
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9 z# m: {# ]6 ]5 J* d4 ?  o! @Answer : Rabbit Nose
閱讀權限: 130架,我哋啲會員仔點睇到喎 不過妳睇老細同KB版大笑到咁,就知18+++啦tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) |  A0 c' ~- Y/ ?6 x
mr2907 發表於 2011-12-6 11:48 AM
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Yuen Loy yue chee...TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- m1 b7 K, X3 ]/ ~8 c/ e4 @
chat room r all high ranking officials
7 f- g: s% L( ^9 a/ N8 b) K5.39.217.76CEO's n GO GOON公仔箱論壇* ~* r7 ^& g4 }( W, k# m$ P4 v
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all r Ding Tao 大大大
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/ }: L* ]' V2 \3 u. {" A3 Tthanks for tipping mr 2907公仔箱論壇2 G2 P, o. P! h( P% B  b2 Y
elses I would think my pc with worm 1 t. w' i7 A8 ~5 ]) w% n7 w4 O, _5 ^, V
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playing tantrums again

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5 s% U' p4 {: m5 f+ u8 \1 jGood morning Ching n AV1
本帖最後由 civicboy1969 於 2011-12-7 09:07 PM 編輯
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" _3 u" d' D/ b7 B& T& X$ ?Morning CHing ADTVB Mr 2907 & all  大大大 130s +100s% J6 l$ h( o2 U6 ?
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A little humor for u morning coffee
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6 Z# L) u. X! c2 l9 P; t5.39.217.761st date: You get to hold handsTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 W$ Y% f! F* H4 Q' N! M# G
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2nd date: You get a goodbye kiss.
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3rd date: You both get caught by JAIS.5 z  ^  G. K7 S  j1 V

1 {8 Y; k( h* m# u" ?  utvb now,tvbnow,bttvbChinese girl
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1st date: You take her to a restaurant.
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8 D5 U0 r$ a. a) f7 x6 y9 x  ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2nd date: You take her to an expensive restaurant.
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+ `  U5 f& G& Q- T( ]' r( Y1 l3rd date: You take her to a very expensive restaurant and buy her a diamond necklace. You get to hold her hand later that night.
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Indian girl
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4 ^: \' P& K6 lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1st date: You meet her parents.5.39.217.76& S* p4 F! w! H7 Q, C
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2nd date: She meets your parents.. m$ y! U$ D, t
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- n/ O0 x9 h. \0 m2 ~3 w
3rd date: Wedding night.
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A Malaysian Humor
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! V. q' {( A8 ~) P$ B, q/ r& zHave you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"?) v1 `( a9 M' O4 O( ]
You know, that very little 600 cc car ???tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 E) h2 D. p2 _) M3 v" p) |" f
Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US, so when Dr M
& |3 c( F8 v+ Y" JTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with公仔箱論壇6 a; G8 Q% c: [3 q+ x' |& N1 w
George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sell( }. w, l* r6 {: e
the Kancil in the USA.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 v: [$ [( h  [- j
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  ]7 `  F, \/ J( h9 b
After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, "You know,I think5.39.217.767 H# V0 Z6 c& m. r. Z5 ?3 B& x) Y
this 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans."4 U$ g! @, C0 l& M$ {6 w1 \
Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bushtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 b7 P) M( v. [* c- B1 j  l
offered, "Ok,take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and
$ W% h- D( ]: g# o5.39.217.76he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North
" M; s# H# `. ~3 F/ i( c5.39.217.76America."
& u1 n8 t3 T  I5 t5 ]% ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Dr M was satisfiedtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( i4 A* A) U+ d6 i7 r) g/ q
with the meeting and returns to Malaysia.公仔箱論壇2 G. f* Q! ?7 x/ b8 J! s1 a. \
The next day he called the number and a lady answered,"TOYS R US",tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, ~0 c! i4 d/ R) n/ Q" c6 ~
can I help you?"
本帖最後由 kimmi8k 於 2011-12-6 06:02 PM 編輯 5.39.217.76# e1 K1 {5 v" @$ P
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iFamily Malaysia
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; M. N' N4 x' [8 A1 Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbTalking about Funnies
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do you know how your day will become beautiful?
8 w5 `/ O0 G5 k; o% G# ^TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。公仔箱論壇, s: t" ?2 Z! d& F5 G6 P* y
it is wen you start your day..
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" V( j, ?! B* F) R' b- ?0 r公仔箱論壇thinking of me first...lolz!
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0 x' s1 I  @& w/ Zwhy are condoms transparent?
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So dat d sperms cud at least enjoy d  scenery
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本帖最後由 kimmi8k 於 2011-12-7 12:58 PM 編輯
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Hello CHing 5.39.217.76# J# B5 l" {; p7 q0 }/ e% E
come to paste paste u Malaysian Chat Room. G4 p' I7 A! U" _& I' M) g4 p
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9 W$ V$ [, k$ _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvba sign of gud mood' w$ y' t- y4 N" L* ?; u

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8 H& D* Z# T+ x+ r; ^5 r. W5.39.217.76a sign of happinesstvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 M- z/ P& O6 |
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praying?
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. V7 L5 ~8 ]0 s7 o. o* y  btvb now,tvbnow,bttvbchusing me as ur friend?! S) g' r+ a0 z3 z: ?* B6 r6 K7 b
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ehem..ehem..a sign of gud taste! =)
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if u ned a "fuck"
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Friend U Can Keep+ L2 \2 P' e7 N. z+ ^* K, U4 X' _
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& a& n+ B) p7 h" W& c
Malaysia English vs Britian English ...
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) {3 C# {$ {. Ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWho says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call.5.39.217.76* s: q* t8 V4 A# B, P
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WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
! @. E. y% B0 L" d, I8 zBritons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
6 @# M7 e6 W( L2 {' xMalaysians: No Stock.5.39.217.764 c* o; Q3 W5 T

& w$ `. R6 ?4 R% D' t6 n. S1 lRETURNING A CALLTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 g+ {( W8 {) K: |% N/ }, [
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?, B; R8 u( y0 e  H7 C
Malaysians: Hallo, who page?公仔箱論壇" M: G5 T! d( M! f$ P+ o5 Y$ S
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ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
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Malaysians: S-kew me
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9 |! p. ]7 p( }+ O, z( p! t1 etvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY9 \: Q* l$ `+ _# @" {: K
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
9 k$ d6 L: u. V4 kTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Malaysians:No-need, lah.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 ^" }' v0 |, M8 P. U) [% `9 K' G
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WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
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Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
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WHEN ENTERTAINING
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) F/ D% p) G1 i( R2 EWHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE2 H4 r9 x& Y8 P% t
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 p) H8 z6 p4 m( K
Malaysians: Where got?
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( K5 }( U' ^; y6 j' e1 Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
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Malaysians: Doe-waaaan!
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; G4 _8 \+ l% V! m公仔箱論壇IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION" m4 x7 m+ {7 |
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're公仔箱論壇# Y* g  {  e+ c
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.+ ^, W0 F! b  H" ^7 s
Malaysians: You mad, ah?- W* y+ ~! h) x0 }
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WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. W! U  {5 p  R- R5 i
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.) g% P2 X. c( [, b
Malaysians: Shaddap lah!
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WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
. V' [  c7 a2 U' h5 S- YTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?/ m  K. `( R$ b8 H! @
Malaysians: See what, see what?
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4 b9 S2 L. h3 l6 WWHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
# T  L: ?2 Z" C( z公仔箱論壇Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.公仔箱論壇. {% b# l/ T/ G; L  a8 @
Malaysians: Die-lah!!
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WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENEDTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) B* ~3 Y/ [5 o6 s- ]" _, W: \% e; a
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?# I3 J' `1 x6 M; M9 x
Malaysians: Wat happen Why lidat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)
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1 l- o( V4 A9 D  c  k0 W( i公仔箱論壇WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
2 l! E6 H+ m. |' m4 _Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let mne show you.公仔箱論壇$ d$ p6 k5 a- `
Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar lidat also doe no how to do!!!!公仔箱論壇$ g0 J  h3 ~9 W
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WHEN ONE IS ANGRY5.39.217.761 u4 K2 b. R) d  Q
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing metvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 l: E9 N) O5 k& g3 x$ u/ ~
Malaysians:Celaka u/LANCAUUUUUUUU/cibai la/puki mak/pu nya ma!!!
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