kimmi8k

呢套乜戲？咁抵屎嘅" ]3 J# e# s0 s% V" N
mr2907 發表於 2011-12-5 07:18 AM

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2 c' T4 A% h2 S5 a0 @' k. ~8 z6 aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。i have no clue too

kimmi8k

Malaysia Jok Yeh Tube
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kimmi8k

All of us hve seen a fashion show, baby competition, dog n cat competition9 E. a1 U9 i4 s+ Q9 r% r0 @; P/ s
BUT do u believe a CHICKEN competition existed in Malaysia公仔箱論壇! X8 d) @& }# S. A' ]
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kimmi8k

TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" z) v/ Z- ~; |3 i" p  @  ]4 m. K

( S& O! l7 ~: p0 C1 h0 e3 f# w7 s5.39.217.76Morning Call, the sun has risen
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what u pic u post  ah...how come AV1 can c * Q% ?; M% G4 f; J  A7 ?* @
I cannot c ah?5.39.217.76% I  V0 R& X- k
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kimmi8k

Morning CHing n AV1...Joe San, Gau Ja, Selamat Pagi, Jau Antvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 P+ w- a) K) H
ADTVB gam joe ah...u getting ready to move or u oledi in u office

kimmi8k

7 [0 {# H9 @& i! b' w3 iTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
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1 r4 Q3 M) ?2 c7 S: T# vhave a nice day( K/ p5 }" u3 d. c4 T3 f, s
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! g1 P7 S- s) E9 ^* n/ O

kimmi8k

can anyone guess what is this
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kimmi8k

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: {4 Z8 J  n# N2 f: R! WAnswer : Rabbit Nose

kimmi8k

閱讀權限: 130架，我哋啲會員仔點睇到喎 不過妳睇老細同KB版大笑到咁，就知18+++啦TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- H" {- K! ?" \% C- T
mr2907 發表於 2011-12-6 11:48 AM

TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 J2 \! ^$ A2 {5 F% t4 v

) l  ~7 F$ @- d' QTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Yuen Loy yue chee...
4 D3 P: L* A# K" E* G$ a" ~公仔箱論壇chat room r all high ranking officials
  X. u/ U# c/ ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbCEO's n GO GOON
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all r Ding Tao 大大大
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6 t! b; n- _' _- [+ YTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。thanks for tipping mr 2907
- s0 V5 _" ~2 u% s7 _# _elses I would think my pc with worm
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playing tantrums again

kimmi8k

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Good morning Ching n AV1

kimmi8k

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Morning CHing ADTVB Mr 2907 & all  大大大 130s +100s
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A little humor for u morning coffeeTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* {9 O6 C  i% M
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1st date: You get to hold hands
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2nd date: You get a goodbye kiss., O& M$ i  I0 b
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3rd date: You both get caught by JAIS.
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Chinese girl
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1st date: You take her to a restaurant.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ G( S: H2 S# W  n. \0 Y3 T

5 ?1 D& A) y* n* o$ O1 R/ t' Z) etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2nd date: You take her to an expensive restaurant.公仔箱論壇' h  D  `. l4 P& b

+ H5 k& {( B, [1 U9 b3rd date: You take her to a very expensive restaurant and buy her a diamond necklace. You get to hold her hand later that night.5.39.217.76" ]; Y4 H& d# l: W
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Indian girl
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$ i2 k& B, c7 w! Z6 k9 G1st date: You meet her parents.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 ?! x7 b5 `$ Q% n

$ z2 p% N' [* d+ jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2nd date: She meets your parents.3 J% `7 x: T8 Q+ T1 w( [5 a- Q: n
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 Z' V* ^5 I0 R# W4 I
3rd date: Wedding night.
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So what about gals in u country ADTVB n Mr 2907

kimmi8k

A Malaysian Humor  C- s8 O7 p, R6 p; R

: R) N9 |) B* w公仔箱論壇Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"?5 _: T/ z. Y% `. j; F  _8 h% Z
You know, that very little 600 cc car ???/ \4 H* ]* D3 |8 [1 L  ^; ?9 A0 }
Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US, so when Dr M
0 f6 G7 H0 K$ O6 w. Dpaid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions withTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ A. u' B1 B. n& a9 j" p" o& Q
George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sellTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 X! Y( T( i9 b) R+ I) _
the Kancil in the USA.
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+ ]; s& K9 o8 P# i. L; CAfter having looked at the brochure, Bush said, "You know,I think
, z/ ~' O% s4 q1 e% A5.39.217.76this 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans."
$ A7 D( x, n5 F; ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush5.39.217.768 J1 i6 B. w, |) ?
offered, "Ok,take this number down. This guy is my good buddy andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 o% {* }. X% }% t
he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North, \. _- f9 G5 ~9 f
America."2 v- ?$ M# w. X3 _$ t% m8 \
Dr M was satisfied
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kimmi8k

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& N1 A4 l% R! b) I  biFamily Malaysia
7 N( J4 j# Z* HTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
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Talking about Funnies5.39.217.76; \7 ]5 b9 K: T- I( q4 z; y
do you know how your day will become beautiful?5.39.217.76$ K6 f) r/ S+ j+ F  q
5.39.217.76/ q, J$ H. w7 f9 g: v  d. A/ Q0 v5 \" ~
it is wen you start your day..
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why are condoms transparent?
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So dat d sperms cud at least enjoy d  scenery
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poor little creatures!

kimmi8k

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Hello CHing
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" u( \% [! c+ G) J7 f7 n2 @1 rTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 t$ S  a) [9 f' x' Y* d& `0 Q8 T. B

# A9 ~% t) H5 P8 A& [$ U5 NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。smiling? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( K4 p1 _' N. ~7 v7 U4 s9 H
a sign of gud moodTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" [) |& m$ Y: }

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a sign of happiness
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3 x8 Q5 W9 {' Y6 U; `+ g公仔箱論壇praying?
2 A& Q" r: z) s# c4 \. o公仔箱論壇a sign of  gud faithtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" n8 [% m; [* y" O0 A  `, n0 u
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chusing me as ur friend?
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6 q# L: L% Y& h$ Z! V) K- P公仔箱論壇ehem..ehem..a sign of gud taste! =)
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" e6 I. N# W9 q) e" b. d. [TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。if u ned a "fuck"
- M+ @$ g% k1 H( K5.39.217.76u cn olweys count on me..
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# d* U9 z. d% m"f.u.c.k."TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 w; _0 E" z; x3 U3 m, M- C7 J
Friend U Can Keep
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kimmi8k

Malaysia English vs Britian English ...
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5 n: ?# z; n8 V! ?( J. [) a# i5.39.217.76Who says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call./ ]7 O3 p: L2 G
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WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
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/ U2 }' V1 T* v/ `, H' e2 V公仔箱論壇Malaysians: No Stock.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! j- U% t; c* o5 [  K' O7 T4 d
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RETURNING A CALL: Z! v2 Y4 Q( s: N9 e( A& w
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
: a$ |- Q6 _: q/ h* S/ H& D/ zMalaysians: Hallo, who page?
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4 O; Q1 P2 y% a( ~4 r* N9 `* ]5.39.217.76ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
, I2 s$ ~4 p" k! `5.39.217.76Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 B/ @$ b0 V6 A( d7 r# e
Malaysians: S-kew me5.39.217.76/ }) E2 c' B2 r1 [; I9 p

4 _: Q$ K2 y4 Y# V( _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY8 w, ^! N" m+ c3 N# F3 H% d
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.* u2 ]+ _" X) E4 _9 [9 ^) X
Malaysians:No-need, lah.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# \( D) i" k1 i( C4 b4 I% L

! n; T! h/ z! _8 vWHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
9 s0 R$ u* k, `8 k/ lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
4 ^0 L4 ?/ m% E6 Y2 f1 pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
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WHEN ENTERTAINING公仔箱論壇- M2 C9 G% _; [1 c  j9 H- h
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.4 }1 X( d7 b! h! j0 V8 W' P/ [0 U* o
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
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WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE/ `, E) M; {: G# D
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 J+ c' y! `% ^
Malaysians: Where got?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! K2 |- V4 `* Y4 V' k

# P6 M3 {7 |0 j7 NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
( i7 T2 L1 _& G) V: L- |" }: S: eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
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0 E4 }0 @1 ]) l; n2 X公仔箱論壇IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
" Z& d4 W# t% r+ r8 kBritons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
1 `3 c4 g- g0 e公仔箱論壇coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
: L; c% g2 j$ U% ]" q# G3 M* \公仔箱論壇Malaysians: You mad, ah?0 V4 u0 m( m; y. e& t5 [

) L% X* h0 }6 ^& H3 e公仔箱論壇WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 h8 m% A5 e7 D
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
, W( U3 N8 g5 R5 h# E5 GMalaysians: Shaddap lah!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 T+ J  |: M- V

3 }/ N: M2 B$ E2 s" eWHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 p8 F' E8 f( }! ?7 T  ]6 j( r
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?" L. X/ j# r: l% J6 i; x2 V2 F
Malaysians: See what, see what?  a/ X! x4 M4 d/ S$ g& F+ W  @

  F; Z( @5 w6 [/ q- ]" I1 [TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.( k. ]$ N: u' B' S$ r
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
8 S% O, ^" a4 ]/ Z5.39.217.76Malaysians: Die-lah!!TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- ^, Z4 K0 W9 k; U- W4 b

: G6 U* E/ C" f6 K$ `% w& B' N# [WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
! E$ R# x1 K* D% m1 h$ m" U3 D+ f" ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
  H1 M- G, [6 k6 p5.39.217.76Malaysians: Wat happen Why lidat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)5.39.217.76" v7 U. c  j/ v, N! Y+ n
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WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONGTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  ?& c( @3 p0 Y+ d( Z1 Y8 C5 \
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let mne show you.
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