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3 W5 f' S) w. ]* E% W" S英文的出現在2008年2月，鄭的文章出現在308，投tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( q8 e1 U; n: E- o0 u# S1 w X
票當天。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ ]& r) @: q. J5 p( g" y' Q7 \
（转自唐南发先生在报神处揭发的评论）5.39.217.764 |8 V7 X) ?* X6 {+ f
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; Q7 I7 k9 _2 V# P9 s- f$ S公仔箱論壇評論：投票前後評論- H( |: p5 l8 S }! l/ k
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- v3 M9 W9 ^: i7 G一名男子車禍逝世，靈魂等待去處。
2 `3 \$ V5 B: x3 p' q& e8 O前來接他的使者說：“好消息，你可以選擇上天堂，或者下5.39.217.76- Y2 u5 U! a! @. O+ }
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我先帶你到兩邊住上一天，之後你再做決定。”tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# K: \ }+ \/ Z3 Q4 s: ]
男子同意。
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於是，他們先到地獄看看。地獄之門打開，他見到很多昔日
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看到男子來到，大家更是興奮，把酒言歡，重拾美好時光。公仔箱論壇/ w. J, K' ?1 o+ a' a3 A! p* w
一天時間，很快過去。時候到了，他和大家道別，前往天堂
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進入天堂，氣氛一片寧靜祥和，大家在雲霧間散步，吟詩唱
- J. j' z- ~ H& H) u9 D5.39.217.76歌，閒話家常。他就這樣在天堂過了一天。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 w7 e9 c! a% _; ^ j
# } Y' y" l! Y, w% ?, w4 Ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb離開之後，使者問他：“現在是決定的時候了，你要天堂？& L0 z3 b' z8 m# ~( |2 W
還是地獄？”TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) _1 Q/ a2 \ ?9 G7 M2 g0 j0 a
男子想了又想，說道：“天堂雖然不錯，但是有點沉悶；地公仔箱論壇4 D, y g! [, U. V" D4 f4 t
獄的活動很多，充滿活力，快樂時光不打烊。我就選擇地獄
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4 O" ?: c7 J0 _2 i$ I“你確定嗎？”“我非常確定。”
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5 @, J {6 E# s公仔箱論壇於是，使者帶他回到地獄。一開門，眼前沒有了高爾夫球場
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他的朋友們一臉哀愁，一身破爛，一直在撿上面掉下來的垃TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 X9 y7 H1 \. b0 x5 w- T: O
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男子大惑不解，驚道：“怎麼會這樣，我昨天來時，看到球
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) v5 Y, W1 g) e5.39.217.76使者回答：“怎麼，你的朋友們沒告訴你嗎？
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（星洲日報／夜雨晨風‧作者：鄭丁賢）公仔箱論壇" `. J* W# ~$ |, G9 Z: r9 @
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# ?5 j( X3 l& u5.39.217.76amVote Wisely
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While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
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"No problem, just let me in," says the man. ( y9 l4 M6 [5 L' q9 B# F0 d3 |( S
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"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
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"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter. And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.
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Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it' s time to visit heaven." So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.Peter returns. 4 e8 n% |0 V0 a6 c3 N9 G4 ]: v
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"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
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9 P) M6 d$ v8 E公仔箱論壇The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell."
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So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. $ Z( r2 ~$ M! P6 K
5 H8 V8 O7 H( g ]3 ^% O公仔箱論壇"I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" ( [& \. ^6 {$ B" k B1 q% s0 i( \
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The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning."
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