賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
2 n l0 p2 K* Z* tTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we% t+ s8 T. v. \8 ]. [) y/ f4 V( h+ t
absolutely cannot mess withtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: E, {+ u+ q3 |$ x$ D, A7 c1 S. h
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
# p" M$ a3 p; T' l公仔箱論壇The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
4 b' S3 Y( a6 i: `0 F1 w) `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbmain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the公仔箱論壇& j( q4 I; w3 J# H0 X9 u F% ]9 @
three-dimensional traffic bridge;公仔箱論壇% A+ N$ M' M$ j: e, ]% O
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；( D& A/ |8 A, r# n5 E
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a公仔箱論壇( W% }* Y: c$ q: N$ n
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
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that the bomb remote control was stolen;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 A2 h4 G9 i$ a# U- A
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7 c6 z) |, e( ?5 Y: n*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
: B7 _2 J9 L7 i6 c, l6 X* j5 IOne person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
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/ ^3 @7 j M/ n! w*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
3 L- V% M: |0 f Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；' u+ [+ k! W8 l9 l! }) w: L
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundredstvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; t! H7 A: i; l9 m
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, butTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! o3 P7 a1 ?6 O1 x
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
& p7 M$ A+ c. a$ QTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
& u3 X8 _2 M" ^0 Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb(this is the most pathetic!);TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ w! ?& ?, J. `0 N! L; X
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L5 ]+ Q: y% b公仔箱論壇*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
# U m0 }4 X, X& s2 ^! T {' Qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ [' o1 O" Z2 w- W- \& F% y
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
9 B& L9 q8 E% R" N1 ^TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。(containing the bomb) from him;
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+ l7 \9 A; N4 ^1 u3 O- f4 d+ T公仔箱論壇*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
) y& V, m1 j$ P, l% p5 G' w, c黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
# A0 _, P- R* x+ E" JOne person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
+ E/ c( A/ ?! m; W7 {& C* m6 C+ E+ cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; w6 q3 e# q4 m4 Z3 Q
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
4 K- _& c& i* iLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! n! z' j9 @9 M- y- \, T
but she was cheated into prostitution!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* T( n5 T8 N: f3 g- R0 ]6 N3 {
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+ Z7 O) F8 G+ [7 H9 mTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！! |8 _. f; |4 n3 } f# _7 \0 K
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the5.39.217.768 _7 y3 U3 h6 s6 g% J
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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