賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
0 m4 X% t- `# d) v7 K公仔箱論壇Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
! e4 h. |; q+ _' a6 v; _公仔箱論壇The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks# x+ E. f' ] u2 B( D( g. S: m
on the Chinese with the following results:公仔箱論壇& Y, y1 i, j6 e {/ G
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
. ]2 L5 m, P/ C9 ]& Q" t3 _( `0 oOne person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the5.39.217.76% A* v* r6 `8 E5 Y# Z
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the5.39.217.76- Z h! \4 A- N5 R. L, x- @
three-dimensional traffic bridge;* C. W6 X0 c$ P
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;
; Y2 u" X. X" p j% X: m5.39.217.76One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
+ `# ` `+ g; E: r @) [5.39.217.76suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
' s( @: n6 `3 ?* `3 Z! y% I5.39.217.76two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
# j& r" B* A1 fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
/ @1 k. F+ q* N; Y5 Q2 s公仔箱論壇that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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% U0 F% D5 y& G8 ?* t! F/ S+ C( a+ p*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;公仔箱論壇1 C$ q6 X1 [. P4 G
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
/ e+ I2 E4 r. H: e+ C: d1 e" A& j* fbut was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East公仔箱論壇' R- c" {+ A0 y& x+ a0 s ~# N- j( Q
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 S7 o. G5 {& V: u( d" \! Z5 ?
導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);
) Q# I u; T/ N& Y( d7 I5.39.217.76One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
1 H# D$ {- E8 {$ \TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but2 m2 ~' P. o: r. A3 m$ Z! T
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 J, l2 D/ }1 j8 } `: w& C
the bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
4 u: S8 e; h7 {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb(this is the most pathetic!);: n1 P; f% ~) C5 E5 ^* W
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. K/ e2 k+ c0 ]1 |4 B: ^' z' J1 r*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 E& [, x$ [' u: } Y* y6 ~
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
( t" i% q% b; t& ?) l5 ^8 Cthe train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
3 x2 S2 d* m% Q ^" Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb(containing the bomb) from him;
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*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到
* e5 Q, [9 B: ^; v D, M4 k黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;
5 Q1 T# f, U! btvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
; v f2 H9 l7 ~0 b5 }; o( q# xTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of公仔箱論壇/ [. R* I0 h1 e/ M$ A# V5 O
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank公仔箱論壇, }& l$ ^0 T7 m! r# z$ N
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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0 D# p$ e" X# {: K/ ^" \& C*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 J5 Q- D- q7 _/ |' U
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,5.39.217.760 l3 |( z- n2 x2 ?; l7 H( }/ r
but she was cheated into prostitution!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 y$ r' a) [' C9 o% G. L S
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最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!5.39.217.76% q0 S$ k6 X& l1 H3 w
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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