賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
. @/ ^2 \8 g. r# X8 M* y0 P& fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：5.39.217.763 Q: T% r# t1 \7 h: L
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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" d* N9 h. T* \$ V( ?*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" B/ j B$ ]3 ?
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
# B4 k \; x/ q8 c! Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvbmain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in theTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 O# r7 H+ q( g3 v; }: g* @
three-dimensional traffic bridge;5 e( T9 \8 ]0 O8 N. _7 L
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
+ S5 Q- c1 u- P$ v1 Z* T# c, T( utvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
9 F: z' E2 D% q4 C0 v公仔箱論壇suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
* r+ B; j/ ~# y U4 ~8 S0 X5.39.217.76two hours;
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0 K' u- X5 \8 B2 {% i5.39.217.76*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；" a( S/ X# j3 u! Y' K
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found$ E1 D% Q3 G3 r
that the bomb remote control was stolen;公仔箱論壇( J2 V6 |0 l$ V( \6 K/ B6 H
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9 V1 A! r) q N |*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；. |- j; Z( P7 B/ S/ `
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
0 {. N" Z% g* z# |+ v5 T5 Y9 t9 KTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
+ A( C1 Y0 |8 h/ ?" \5 M$ Y! F# c公仔箱論壇Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 |7 K0 e. G9 w1 ]
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
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One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds$ h2 J+ l, j! S l3 n, ]# H
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but公仔箱論壇4 `) s7 X$ z) I0 k1 \
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of+ Q9 J6 o, v6 `/ R' A
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed4 l0 b( \) D2 _5 ?& @. @$ c% O
(this is the most pathetic!);TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 [ T: `/ [7 c2 L. l/ i& y% U& |% X
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
% a) ]& `+ `5 p- q7 FTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 a5 t2 B7 u1 f" R: B3 @
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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& b8 d8 `# U/ s6 u0 \* E8 U: Z+ H公仔箱論壇*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
6 y+ s& @$ I% L0 |/ Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* P1 [9 @" [5 r( t" T. Q
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
: @4 s: Z* {& t/ R% Z2 d% E2 _0 Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvblater found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
9 p! t k* _! M6 h# W! Vhim eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
9 o @4 m N" E公仔箱論壇fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 Y+ F3 L! V/ H8 N
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/ y' J* Q$ O) f4 s) gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
* T* J" c' }' B) u- u5.39.217.76Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,3 a3 u+ L+ P( X; g
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
7 {4 a0 @$ ?; L! W( r* D& H5.39.217.76Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the5.39.217.76$ o7 S& Y/ [7 C- O/ |
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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