賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！5.39.217.76$ T) E1 }0 A- J! Y+ a
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we公仔箱論壇( K5 |7 M0 f4 A" S! {- g
absolutely cannot mess with
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- g' _4 a" X; Y0 P/ i5 `) \0 U公仔箱論壇原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
8 w) o4 q3 K; y# \The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks5.39.217.76: p# r7 ^) b" {4 b2 q2 Z6 H0 w
on the Chinese with the following results:5.39.217.76. H0 d( T+ S1 U8 j6 y+ O8 L
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；7 Z" U9 j! f* }, h7 A
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
; a8 C3 |0 {5 O; t8 Gmain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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+ G$ S1 a+ I6 Q v8 i3 \$ l0 L3 v公仔箱論壇*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 n8 b# @" [4 b) g j- ^9 v
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a/ R- y- t5 |* K( v
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
1 |; Z) V" n; w6 b# f/ y5.39.217.76One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
& ?9 I; Q0 S' l* I& @9 C* c5.39.217.76that the bomb remote control was stolen;公仔箱論壇' X* a/ _; C. M) p
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8 S+ f1 @- _# y6 C5 V; j*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
) M1 f5 G. d- |/ X+ U+ Q; O/ A uTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
8 V$ f8 j2 @$ w& o9 N) hbut was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
2 J" P4 h, @& p5 DTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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' D/ F+ `7 s9 V3 ]3 {7 a5.39.217.76*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
8 R! o! v% g X導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
; H. I& a7 M/ ^( F$ ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
; [$ {5 A5 k) q3 v" NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, buttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& ^# ~- J8 X5 ~) Q8 i. L
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
9 R N/ z, F; j2 y! x( g% t公仔箱論壇the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
$ e3 x8 e. m2 Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb(this is the most pathetic!);tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& h& k |1 Y& T' k) h7 ~
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' u% M4 u* M1 U9 R2 [- H3 ~* e5.39.217.76*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；公仔箱論壇: d$ |% P. I/ X" A( R! `
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
: M; [" R" ?6 a3 R4 K/ jthe train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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8 Z# |) b( X! [; K7 Q*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
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One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
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him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank0 N& b& I: ~( H7 Y* p0 F
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
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7 Z/ }& m8 @1 g. t& nbut she was cheated into prostitution!TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 v9 k( h; ?' ~( l9 T$ b& q
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( _' h( U( U; i: A2 v, I公仔箱論壇最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
' a4 H& k! _6 |7 j5.39.217.76Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
7 G' {+ o2 h2 itvb now,tvbnow,bttvbworld's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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