賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
4 p% y2 e% c: v$ J! w) v9 _1 d- [Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we公仔箱論壇- f( L7 i4 h+ o1 s
absolutely cannot mess with5.39.217.76- z5 a1 ~6 l2 L6 q* T
9 i; w9 @! I- \7 u公仔箱論壇* [: ?& w- P7 v5 f
原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下： t8 ^7 K5 _7 i6 d. Q' @! }( J
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks1 ?' [0 M C' z! T" t' @
on the Chinese with the following results:tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 J+ f& i" Q) c6 K
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ D0 X, f4 X: x! n) l) r( g1 w
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
) M2 T) V* }) x f# ZOne person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
3 W+ M$ P) S8 lmain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
% L2 x. H8 v+ o4 R, p& f4 vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbthree-dimensional traffic bridge;tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 \6 F' m- {! M _
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；% B1 o& J s" `3 ]' u
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
* y: m% A- h4 _1 @' Y公仔箱論壇suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；公仔箱論壇! M- x. Q4 u. G/ I% i3 V
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found2 H+ U+ f6 S$ b/ v
that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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% \& M# e7 c, {, l公仔箱論壇*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；公仔箱論壇8 X/ ~* v. q6 d( t9 ~
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 X" J2 q7 I: t# `+ k9 T
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
% m5 |& {) p& F# _5.39.217.76Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;公仔箱論壇" L8 ^ _. f, O2 S( n
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
: M8 [/ [- Q: j- A5 ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ L. H+ D% N) q
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundredsTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( Q0 ~8 I1 z6 e6 [% r$ Q
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but) m+ V6 {9 p- f+ ?0 X7 O
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
- k7 B" _/ I9 a7 `/ ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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/ ^7 j; ^' q; K/ E% `5 Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；, I% a' g' q2 h' V7 Q/ Z! p% O
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off; t* ~& k4 B# W) [4 I5 O
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
* M7 I% w! W1 s* Q& [& N4 P5.39.217.76(containing the bomb) from him;5.39.217.76; F1 j+ J/ ^; d A# }" O* o `3 B
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* ~8 F; a& X8 O( b1 Q$ R6 |TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
* d' K1 ^# F! {: F! E黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
j# T, }. R3 y0 b' ZOne person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was5.39.217.76" H- e' f* o6 L( D, b
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of1 K5 |8 @; Y8 r7 A" E) ^
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
0 e/ o1 s! j+ _( S$ P5.39.217.76fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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* x. l9 M7 i1 o9 ]& |! \*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
+ _7 @& r+ \8 N8 l6 b' xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* V, X$ J" T3 O* O9 \; W; o2 S x
but she was cheated into prostitution!* x1 p' d4 }& O l+ d# O
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% J; G. u- p* u" w; Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 V2 r' [ T5 b) d: z8 Z" b
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is thetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! K! W; a$ e1 [
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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