賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！公仔箱論壇) r' x) B& \4 G" S, C/ G" T
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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- ?! E6 ]% \) Z" {" z! V原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：% j1 z. L4 v8 t7 @8 E( H) S0 `
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks+ F- b# p8 z0 R7 }; F
on the Chinese with the following results:, ?. ]( W0 x0 H# G, O
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4 k" A1 n% b. o*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 M7 B |! T9 ]7 }
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the5.39.217.765 Y( T5 J2 V! ?: W |3 A+ J
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the5.39.217.76+ t4 A e* R2 O) j% E9 L# i
three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
( A) m& m9 p+ `& Y$ {( i公仔箱論壇One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
; d# }. Q1 u5 Bsuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for5.39.217.76: z# b V0 T6 u
two hours;
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f) J9 i$ } T/ W8 Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb b' a* t8 V# a$ {: s# ?- f
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found5.39.217.76! c; O5 D) @, ?; x. A5 H- D
that the bomb remote control was stolen;5.39.217.76! w8 i: g9 ~) a+ x
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. |8 N7 B$ i' ~+ B: @( C$ `公仔箱論壇*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
7 p" D# ~3 i% H/ Q" j: |, T7 mTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
$ Q! W$ S# Y$ H8 w% a* H4 Rbut was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East5 v- r. r4 \5 ^1 d3 O" l, _
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) |( t- \8 Y0 a$ W! D/ p- v
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
; c+ E+ V8 ^2 t/ rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；5.39.217.766 }! h9 F, {( t0 L3 b+ c' t- _7 A
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds公仔箱論壇/ f- y+ I$ e6 G" p9 f3 F
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but! t4 U% b! w! N3 X
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of5.39.217.76: g$ n1 |4 P+ p
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed公仔箱論壇4 |1 c/ M4 Q) D" [9 s3 \- i
(this is the most pathetic!);
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
1 e7 q' v7 M1 _) T, ?# d3 V- G5.39.217.76One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
( ^8 m0 B2 V$ x0 z8 I1 ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvbthe train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag5.39.217.76* {; _9 V! {$ i' B2 H$ t/ B/ o* q
(containing the bomb) from him;
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到; W' X& F/ V q* `2 f S- O
黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；+ n# V. g; t: { m9 w
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
_: z( ~6 ]+ t' h$ ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
. _4 g" |% s- ^. q7 S* ~1 R3 s; K/ M公仔箱論壇him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank5.39.217.76 j( G# Q" B/ i* ]6 s
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);5.39.217.76# v7 f- o( k+ @8 K
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！* l+ }" Y: w; U" ^ d
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, A! r! Z+ F' Z- z
but she was cheated into prostitution!5.39.217.765 l; `' _. e& p- b% n
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！公仔箱論壇/ H, m) ?: m1 k$ x
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the公仔箱論壇( Z. b4 F$ j( i) w8 Y( [# X
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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