賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 O X* u4 P6 @9 u9 P" B2 s
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we5.39.217.76* c. f* M: s: D2 f; Z3 w
absolutely cannot mess with
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The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks公仔箱論壇* X! @+ ~4 W4 O
on the Chinese with the following results:tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 b; f( S0 w. Q# i5 l0 f5 o% }
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One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the- _; Y# C! _/ k. S+ o. y& Q
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in thetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 `5 n; ^8 O2 B6 i7 z2 ]
three-dimensional traffic bridge;tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ Q5 R5 t# d; F( j" p! Q! c+ ^2 b; K
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；% F2 Y4 @" E- u, _1 s8 @" n/ G9 Q( x
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a- Q7 W+ w C8 G3 k" V
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for) e% S. d2 C" _8 B
two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
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, x+ y/ f2 {( t, g5 ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbthat the bomb remote control was stolen;公仔箱論壇/ A6 r6 ]2 g& O# f, g" {
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
0 M+ \3 n! |# f. tTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# I# m8 d8 A+ e' F O
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；5.39.217.76' I9 o6 U8 t5 ~9 O5 t0 _
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds: g! d* H% a+ q+ J
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
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the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed5.39.217.76- B# a% W T2 b9 b! o
(this is the most pathetic!);tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# Y+ K) A& g$ T7 ^) @& `' ` t+ f
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；8 O# }9 t" a2 h) F* A8 j
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: K7 o9 x' g: R5 B: |: \0 v! Z
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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$ q* R' m& t/ n& b/ y公仔箱論壇*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
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% w$ m ]6 N6 Y+ b2 U5.39.217.76One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was5.39.217.76+ G4 [5 X; Y1 ~7 ?
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
" Q. q) D$ c9 @4 n1 k8 W5 M5.39.217.76him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
8 t4 J3 l1 W: c$ g5.39.217.76fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
' d8 y+ }; B8 l& _* X8 b5.39.217.76but she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
4 _; M& b9 _: g+ v5.39.217.76Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is theTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' `: |, X: S4 b
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