賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! k9 a2 n$ ^) o9 E
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country wetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: r2 d9 [7 Q3 X- O1 B
absolutely cannot mess with
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. @/ s8 J! H0 ^) s# n9 o5.39.217.76原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
$ Y) K; @$ J7 X+ a- h公仔箱論壇The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
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0 s- s; w1 b( E# \. k5 j*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 ^0 r4 t/ J5 k% J$ Y5 B
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
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two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
# D/ R7 F5 P( | C. A公仔箱論壇One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
( X0 l$ d1 }! m5.39.217.76that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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& u; X) q- Q5 {1 }+ |, G*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；2 D) T4 x5 e1 l+ i" q
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,$ J' R& f& r9 Q5 O3 r) t
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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4 a. w( f2 G% g& c$ @- n4 r5 f*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
5 V' C0 K9 P; ~0 \# A R5.39.217.76導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# I4 ?7 Y6 u4 {
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
+ a7 v+ R: T' T! ^& G: d( _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
* r \5 g" x, N4 F5.39.217.76even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
J/ _& W7 B# U# U; ~5 _5 S" K2 i公仔箱論壇the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
{) ~! \! E; u* m( P6 k(this is the most pathetic!);5.39.217.760 p$ c' Q& J' Q3 M+ T
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
8 F0 r6 L- A6 g; w4 |: u, nOne person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off \& K" X& K x/ H3 d
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bagTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ l! n+ U. x, l
(containing the bomb) from him;
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
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One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
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him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
( X& ^& m* s5 P/ o0 v公仔箱論壇fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);公仔箱論壇$ B2 W% J8 t' B4 f8 W6 S, o" ~
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5 Z/ P$ q0 o6 M% Z! S. @6 Z5.39.217.76*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
2 _( b n) G) U# P- l- vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
% i! ~, x, _ W4 G. _' ]* G! g% d, stvb now,tvbnow,bttvbbut she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！5.39.217.764 m" ^+ s9 o# b' w% ^# _
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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