賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) L; Z7 v1 n* z2 z0 `' m
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we5.39.217.76& y5 T% U& ]2 f7 ~# E+ A
absolutely cannot mess with
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
+ ^& l4 t) n/ v" M" \The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；5.39.217.76. K% i1 ^5 i& z+ I1 J
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (theTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( o0 V4 o$ @$ F: H9 l. r; B
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the5.39.217.76( [; {5 M! D1 w; u }
three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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; L, [4 @' M. A( |9 x h( @TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；5.39.217.76- m6 |% |- g9 t# {* e- x
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a5 M- N/ L. T, e8 k" F" K
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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3 V, P3 N* h% M; q6 G' w& j5.39.217.76*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
8 Z) M+ r/ N! }: Y5 Q( b3 sOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but foundTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& r" t- u. _& `8 e& i! [' a
that the bomb remote control was stolen;公仔箱論壇# w9 i' h! H; t& \$ U! Q7 c( R
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 C2 q0 V1 u1 ~& z0 M7 w
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 E$ r% b$ e2 `
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報公仔箱論壇3 }! {( l3 Q7 E2 R8 S9 F
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；5.39.217.761 O3 C3 W7 @( T9 p" e
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds. d% f" X' P0 i& g& |9 r
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
2 ]% y) K- v5 L4 ~4 e2 _; @5.39.217.76even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
+ Z4 ^$ E4 M% hthe bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 l( S3 I6 I8 W6 C% s
*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
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the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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- B0 k7 {8 X6 f$ N0 @- k& U公仔箱論壇*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到5.39.217.76) h3 V7 Y3 k0 D1 g' E R! X4 K
黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；公仔箱論壇. E$ P' s* _ }, V, a/ C5 Q
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him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drankTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ w. c* n# D; x) M+ ]
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' \( _8 h3 {8 g$ z; N
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！" z- _4 }0 ]3 J3 E4 A2 d
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, e) ~) ?. J! j8 d& d
but she was cheated into prostitution!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" Z8 c+ u3 H& g/ V" }: e
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Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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