賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！* o6 R% ]6 g! ^1 r
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we; \( D3 a1 M: k r! [# y1 w* H; L2 @
absolutely cannot mess with
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, d5 u: p+ h5 t; V7 O# N& Wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
2 l% e' i$ W& j4 b公仔箱論壇The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks5.39.217.76+ L5 J: ]. X1 G! W3 n: }* R% ^. \
on the Chinese with the following results:
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；5.39.217.76# _' n: }- t! y- Z1 G i. f
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
/ s ^: F7 P0 E2 ~- L0 w# h# jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbmain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
! x5 p. ]" ]6 u4 uTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。three-dimensional traffic bridge;1 j+ d8 `% ]( w- S
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
' ~9 J. `2 J9 |公仔箱論壇One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
! Z7 b4 u* C: N( m! N5 Csuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
! X1 i3 ^9 u4 Y8 \0 A: p" [7 vtwo hours;
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@) b" d3 \, _$ P+ M公仔箱論壇*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
/ I" H1 `0 n# FTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
3 o* z" V0 s3 A0 q: A/ Jthat the bomb remote control was stolen;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# d9 L" ^% ~: v- M- y! w& D
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4 n4 W, ]- B! s$ }* `7 b公仔箱論壇*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；$ [' {9 M7 y% s3 E4 a. e; N6 E/ a
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
8 P5 y: U8 }- u# A$ E5.39.217.76but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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( P- ` @. ~, V8 |- ]% ^5.39.217.76*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報5.39.217.763 ?* b* }8 U$ y( B6 Y
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；5.39.217.76: X6 z1 ` w0 I+ S1 J, Z
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
b9 V8 D0 u" a. c! {; Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbof people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
$ D& J& g+ b0 z* vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of( O- D5 t8 q+ d5 K% r
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executedtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 C; x9 n$ P7 @. t
(this is the most pathetic!);公仔箱論壇5 u) M. s; L H. f, Y; x
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* P3 e! J- ~) w& [8 B. L1 Z, ~TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
. N, g S, Q6 o& O7 dTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
! U2 |$ t( j/ C% \the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
7 @' w7 N: M# k% T3 Q) U4 c0 |8 I3 |(containing the bomb) from him;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! g/ W" K" A6 m$ N1 @9 o0 ]% f
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, q6 @7 J5 r, Y" m5 Q3 ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
( G2 H( [( a5 }# X, n公仔箱論壇黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
# |/ e5 h: J, Q0 B* cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
# ?1 M* O* y) Z" T5.39.217.76later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
4 p7 l7 I, {$ J: U7 V2 g8 q1 D2 rhim eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drankTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 ]- C$ H# f$ m# E+ r
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
5 m/ j5 O, a# s) v' }$ Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
1 w# j/ o( |* \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbbut she was cheated into prostitution!5.39.217.76) z# E/ ^. O1 l5 i! y2 M0 q
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 M0 |7 ^8 {- y' T# E: H
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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