賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！5.39.217.76& Z8 O. |0 ~# E" ^) @
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country wetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. _1 z7 }* d, _" e( N- ?
absolutely cannot mess with) k2 S+ B% {* z/ e0 B5 c' i& f
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) J6 {6 U# B: q$ @! D
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks9 ~+ @" }4 d; m8 ^9 {- A
on the Chinese with the following results:
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；9 W8 {0 n" n) Y
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the l- g- Q5 E3 q2 A Q
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
9 b* S0 N0 d8 q4 v公仔箱論壇three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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$ A% o1 j1 T% _7 g% z4 ?6 B公仔箱論壇*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
. V) ?6 u$ m6 y$ b4 }TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a% F: X3 A8 w; e! k, C- t
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for公仔箱論壇; z# \2 r+ K: b0 n, i' z4 q
two hours;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ _) z& ], q6 ]1 E7 u4 h1 d
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" K8 M, N7 r9 D" o) j% ?. ]9 g*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
& P7 z* b. I. F/ {; h x. h5.39.217.76One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
% F" ~5 t# t. E0 F: ]公仔箱論壇that the bomb remote control was stolen;公仔箱論壇7 \+ h- ~0 ]+ \/ B
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；公仔箱論壇. I9 o6 M; Y+ a8 ~* Z+ c. K2 P
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
6 ?0 P" q6 a: B0 X$ t3 ?5.39.217.76but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
2 f' X7 k$ S8 f! f7 L, A! @Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報5.39.217.76$ L/ m" l! {- M& ?3 E
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ y7 _1 m; x. X8 y
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: Q2 B) D# Z; a# x* E7 J
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed$ }# K2 M6 B- f: [
(this is the most pathetic!);
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
& J. g/ ^2 V; [ D( A! V0 {- b0 D" `公仔箱論壇One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' ?% f: s' B. V! R1 d1 ~7 f. K
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
7 p. J; ?5 d- g$ L7 ]公仔箱論壇(containing the bomb) from him;公仔箱論壇# D @5 ~( `8 V. z; L$ ~. _- P
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
) V; O9 x( s/ j% BTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
" l' r- ^/ c& l0 S; ]2 o6 ?One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
+ D6 ~) n. B/ J+ {6 ]later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of; F4 S0 T& R+ v7 z
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank6 g( T0 w0 |8 y7 \- _. V: W
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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6 U$ n$ E( S- o8 e) ^4 F; N L' y5.39.217.76*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！公仔箱論壇% h/ ?. X4 y: _+ g
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island," d2 w, q" ]$ y0 t; c
but she was cheated into prostitution!5.39.217.767 p; ~4 `/ C$ i4 j$ g4 E0 H5 @
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1 k4 a/ E9 k6 n3 B7 hTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
1 B2 J8 y+ o- ^% q% ?" L9 A5.39.217.76Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is thetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* r$ j* A) `. j' B! a
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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