一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 ) d4 c" r- @0 X0 t+ g3 jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb % ?3 N* R. d3 X6 f& f9 E2 m1 A一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 @% [9 \" C3 B: A7 {% z# d- E
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 ! g( ~+ q4 I4 @, Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb 0 }5 S# j; D# H& _; u公仔箱論壇「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」( f3 `9 N7 V/ j J' n4 L
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：4 V" i- \! L1 ]: y! C
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.76- A% `) r# P5 g( U' B
/ ], t$ A. @ F( bTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" 5 R# |' O/ q1 X% F3 ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb 4 p( n- \% p1 G& E% S5.39.217.76"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." {( C7 P# K, X m4 L+ T3 D ! j4 Y/ J# L) y$ }/ V5.39.217.76"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.0 p% r, l8 }2 E" r; O- r
1 B0 b* W5 V. E- W! KThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
