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標題: 你看重什麼 [打印本頁]

作者: chrislov    時間: 2025-8-26 02:01 AM     標題: 你看重什麼

一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。1 p! q0 C* q5 Z# b( T) b0 k

3 t6 z) W" E8 N: utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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9 l: C8 J4 c% I4 S6 h0 \! ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) G9 s) r0 K  L4 x9 t8 N" q6 G/ }- e

# r" O; E  e. {+ v「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" p+ A; j0 y+ ~* H: Z! O+ U

& J; _8 b% h0 a3 S/ BA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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) K, ?0 C9 H0 M5 g/ W4 _; S公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"





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