一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇) G: }/ W, N5 J* u
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」公仔箱論壇! {& ~5 p3 i7 @
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 H6 D9 Z5 Q! O公仔箱論壇5.39.217.76$ c3 B. C- u$ s. |3 o
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」0 p1 W- ]+ |; m5 v
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：/ Z5 T! u: v0 p( U
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. ( r1 W6 ~- @2 s' g公仔箱論壇 1 S, }/ F: A0 K* a5.39.217.76A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.767 i, Z) N- M- C
* P6 u' Q& E, |" @公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."3 N* H' w* @0 F% A9 _' C/ Y
6 [' F D3 y0 E! c- N5.39.217.76"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.公仔箱論壇8 q% Q* y: B$ Y9 Q5 l
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
