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標題: 你看重什麼 [打印本頁]

作者: chrislov    時間: 2025-8-26 02:01 AM     標題: 你看重什麼

一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。# R# H7 ]5 p4 t+ b$ }$ |& u  G6 `

5 ~1 k5 g! a$ r3 e3 d) UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」. j* {5 i  X. S; s& T7 C

" R6 f, @/ ~: H7 `2 |公仔箱論壇「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 G& j: z0 O2 C7 C$ g% M7 [

' G3 l# q' b3 ?' [$ W「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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, ]; y& f) W/ b: ]" o5.39.217.76婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
英文笑話原文:
. F. x' [% o3 h4 \. ?8 [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.76$ @1 y( ]& P5 `) Y) {. y  Y
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"' [$ r( x& [. R8 f( K" o, h

* D/ V3 {8 k/ W4 L公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 c+ P8 j  |1 {% I% H

: [0 Z& U) K7 I7 t4 J"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5.39.217.76' m* J- H2 D4 u% `* w3 e
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"





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