一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 + L8 I: C: c b7 s1 I7 t5.39.217.76tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, _$ M. @5 p) T
一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 - d" j2 S8 ?7 \; ]. d( htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb公仔箱論壇; t: k& Z& L8 G" t/ h: m) P0 f
「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! D4 ]' R) o; h" j+ x
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」& z2 R3 p2 Z( I/ c( L" R
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： ) _$ ~. Y! i- I, u5.39.217.76An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.6 l/ z# d) l' |) r" P; J
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" ; Z9 E$ d9 F8 Q' M; r! B公仔箱論壇tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" |- F* X9 }& l3 ?+ a4 Y
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." 8 [: k% ^# m, w9 P& xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb & y7 P7 B. ?1 W) @"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. : P q! O6 Z( gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. R" u' G$ G& R7 `8 ~) |/ x
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
