一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 " f5 P$ G' A# V7 U: Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! Y# E( C2 p- N ]) o
一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 5 o. B8 Q2 q: n" _1 T x+ qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 + M8 |. ]! O8 f( a0 W「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 z3 o( O) K7 y7 L% O
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 \4 b- C" \$ s6 V# R
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 R" C7 ~3 C5 D7 h! {! q- K9 K
# U! P; `# y5 m: A4 d婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： # M. J8 h- ~) U4 d! z# J7 wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.: h$ Y1 N% ]1 t8 g* C+ l
1 R. N' T+ Y1 x# o公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( C7 ]6 A# }# {1 c4 H! u" t! ^
5 m( S, c( y" M+ e* L# b6 uTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." [( t4 V3 V4 ~+ w. Z5.39.217.76 9 B9 L+ G# r8 Z% B$ j' z"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5.39.217.76% P3 F. F5 n, M1 S
8 w5 y1 r$ v; t5 i6 B5.39.217.76The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
