一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 0 A- ]* w0 `+ O. \/ w1 i: c: {7 x) u. {- v& _
一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! j# J) E3 A" d5 i' M T
5 Q, g. [: Y8 `9 u( R公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; A; @ F% S/ A! a' \# n
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 & g$ x7 z: N9 C9 Z* f7 D$ b公仔箱論壇$ N' |* Q# k* d8 H
婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： # }. C1 {5 T4 e5 {7 {! R8 P5.39.217.76An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. . {$ P2 U, O' b1 [5 I# j: a公仔箱論壇+ h! l6 J1 F- S/ C/ w. f5 w
A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" ' l* q! N3 c0 ^' x9 E 9 s8 p* e9 Q- A9 q9 Z2 d公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 m9 ?+ m9 O9 i' k4 i' y( o
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: b* I! j1 A3 X# C3 O# w& w
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.) Z! m+ j% ~4 [4 ~- U/ [5 [5 s& H# _) n
$ Z& c; Z# z# S' h2 c$ g3 YThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
