一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( N- Q3 ^+ L% b9 `: a
' Q7 [* J' S' e" B公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」公仔箱論壇! W5 V, T9 w7 ^, l/ Z* w4 M5 v
2 {7 f1 i) ^4 y# k1 I5 MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」! Q8 d3 w# _7 m" r
9 v1 r- i/ ], n8 Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.76, |5 H# s9 d C4 B. o" W2 M
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： ' K0 d% t3 E3 f, k& q; N& YAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.1 w- @: r, c) N3 a+ Z$ }* z) k
6 I& G1 ^/ J G9 `( j$ kA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇* }) t6 T: ^. S f" S: M
) R+ q7 _8 n. ^5.39.217.76"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇# I) `4 s* l4 V# C& }% Y
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. 9 l) K I. Z1 J8 D3 @0 a5.39.217.765.39.217.764 |* W: E3 J/ v0 a" L; T1 P# }
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
