一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 * i; l: m2 A l3 t+ _ G/ {公仔箱論壇 ' n8 n1 H' M1 M& q" B# O& {$ V) Z6 d一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」公仔箱論壇 z$ s, P" @1 h1 p
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.76) A7 [4 J3 h$ O/ X
) d; M0 z$ W, c9 G6 @4 k- y5.39.217.76「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 4 w4 j: N8 a" j1 Y6 h' v& i2 `3 ~. x5 ?9 s2 O9 j% ?0 ?
婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：5.39.217.76" {0 q- w/ I) H$ B! R" F1 B) Q! ]
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. ~5 K6 A) T" U8 \( q5 K" s/ \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb 1 N Z& s3 L6 F+ t" hA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" : j, h4 R. i t+ p3 N+ a4 G" u0 e/ P' o' g
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." $ [% U; c* B' \5 y$ }+ P7 E公仔箱論壇2 t f7 Z) w; `' m) Y$ ^
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. : P2 ~7 e H0 k$ p' m6 B" n+ H5.39.217.765.39.217.76/ z# h; C: L" s$ h$ {
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
