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標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经 [打印本頁]

作者: toney    時間: 2007-3-12 07:30 PM     標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.+ n' r8 I- w5 e9 \9 j  m2 H9 d
性本善:Sex is good.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" _; [, J& f' ?3 Q& w
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ \9 b  m; ^+ W! p
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
* [' }* f( E- ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ @6 f% Q" Z6 _& c9 K
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* W7 V- W- |$ ~' ~- v) C5 p! W/ S6 F% B
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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+ Z1 M4 L9 P/ O" S; ~昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
& D  a% t: Y6 T5.39.217.76择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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7 b5 }6 `8 g) [* E7 gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。子不学:If you don't study hard,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: U. n% }! E9 O- v
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless." l' R5 i( z6 Z, g3 t% S/ `6 @: L
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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教五子 All his five son took it5.39.217.76! c  u% i4 M" L5 q: V( R
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) T7 A+ d% f& V& J, j
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* A4 k  S  W$ Q! f# g父之过 It is all your fault.5.39.217.762 I3 j1 V: R1 R+ O3 W' P, L) m- D
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,1 U9 j$ t) ?. Y( V
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 s$ m0 N8 q' V* N! \& o

0 L5 p- y8 l' n4 n) m子不学 You may refuse to study this5.39.217.76$ G. I6 k# l4 w
非所宜 but that is a real mistake( p4 z+ {/ }- U" T! {' l
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, n* U; ~8 A* T2 R9 R2 u老何为 you will lose your ability when aged5.39.217.763 O- m3 j) |) V- t( W
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,$ o  _- S8 H5 Y7 I
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ w6 J/ V, o# Q- f! _: q人不学 If you don't learn sex,
" b. j; B& d9 V5 {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: koay    時間: 2007-4-15 03:36 PM

ha ha so funny joke....
作者: bmtak    時間: 2007-4-15 10:26 PM     標題: Good ar, Thank You!!~~


作者: khoko    時間: 2007-4-16 10:40 AM

我又真係冇諗過啊?!
作者: duhanggou    時間: 2007-4-16 11:03 AM


作者: powershenli    時間: 2007-4-19 10:01 PM

GOOD THANKS
作者: stella90    時間: 2007-4-19 10:18 PM

thx




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