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作者: ckw4737    時間: 2009-3-24 02:54 PM     標題: Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
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> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right: ]# b2 v! x7 ?" p& M
> and you need to shut up.
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> Minutes: If公仔箱論壇5 g7 A2 O% R' o( ^( t5 J+ l
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
- T: Y1 j4 r" s( Y3 U$ i5.39.217.76> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
# d8 y/ s% a( D> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
2 J6 {* t4 @2 P1 c- W- I# m公仔箱論壇> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This2 A# F" S# p5 J+ e1 h
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
* T! ~6 A# d6 v/ e% Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing5.39.217.76, |! T3 N$ ~# P3 D
> usually end in fine.
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> (4) Go
1 D/ T6 z8 X' E. i3 B公仔箱論壇> Ahead: This
; V1 K6 ^7 a  U$ e" r/ ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is a dare, not permission. Don't DoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 F& m" l, ]  [% w" f' A; I
> It!
: ~. ]2 k, j! B0 I# Y% p# D& S5.39.217.76TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 R7 L" k( h6 p3 S  J, N: G
> (5) Loud
1 `- v. c+ s0 htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: This
; B8 k' }: F! z5 S4 T$ n( D% d  S> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often- v" y7 M( f) c0 h, Q$ J. k
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
! ^! c2 ]) m6 U( b. p, K/ D5.39.217.76> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
5 W4 g! a! `& u. C  S* q! {5.39.217.76> here and arguing with you about nothing.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% o5 n' o3 i7 B& }
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
9 |* l2 r: `+ k- h" `" |, ^公仔箱論壇> nothing.)
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> (6) That'sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ h, ?% y; F. ]( B( o
> Okay: This* K5 }7 b0 ~4 m7 l1 ^* L# o% m
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
6 D% w' U3 o. J) D: c5 F1 K5.39.217.76> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; t; i) A5 P& p) }" b! z5 Q% O
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
" W/ F4 t' o2 `1 K! ^/ P$ [# ]> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A
/ Y1 s, d4 y8 g9 t  I> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
; g2 _; G1 v# s/ ^> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) w) R- h2 `  W' ?8 I
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
9 {! D* |  X' V0 l, M5.39.217.76> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
$ ^( r  u. ]3 ITVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
7 Y/ o( \' W' \7 L3 wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 'whatever').5 C& `  |1 B1 O, F( D
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> (8) Whatever: Is a3 C& ?# x& F: _
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! : I/ a+ O; z7 R( X
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> (9) Don't
1 S0 h6 G& b0 n% E/ T> worry about it, I got it: Another
; ]6 Y7 F4 L! I6 T, ^& g, K> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman7 d2 ~9 t. V# h1 ^3 c9 p) {5 ^
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
* ~1 F0 G' y  s8 [) P% i& q3 ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> herself. This will later result in a man
' ~. l6 f( K8 Z1 G, gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
  B' T1 Q9 _$ B& K- @6 G> response refer to # 3.




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