標題: [文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use [打印本頁] 作者: ckw4737 時間: 2009-3-24 02:54 PM 標題: Nine Words Women Use
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> (1) Fine: This 8 o/ x9 G8 w2 a5 R" M> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right ]7 q5 v9 W" g0 W f- D4 D> and you need to shut up. 8 H7 ^2 W* M( H A0 q> 公仔箱論壇# Z% V9 Z8 y& y9 j% ]
> (2) Five & U# C- _& g; o) N# T* _; k5.39.217.76> Minutes: If R+ a- F8 ]( D9 p: U: o公仔箱論壇> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five$ y+ B+ @; U$ U. p8 t4 h! t
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given * Z1 y4 }- d3 g* B/ ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around公仔箱論壇+ W9 q/ t. a' Y- w' C
> the house. ; c1 u4 J. }" d* m8 [# B5.39.217.76> 5 l0 Y# p# K) T9 J3 S公仔箱論壇> (3) Nothing: This ) I7 h. K* h; m. \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you 9 m8 w. Y% k X- n, S> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing 5 Z# f* E$ n0 y& I# e$ Z4 u> usually end in fine. , k) r5 L4 X& I0 g> 5.39.217.76/ T8 P( _. o9 S& B8 k; l
> (4) Go ' w5 a e. ^& P+ NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Ahead: This# z* H3 I, b+ z. t# p
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Dotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- X& M# j- N& E7 W1 o
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> (5) Loud / {' ]3 t8 t5 }tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: This. s% S( h. ^- c9 y4 R# W/ H3 o
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> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are ) M+ y8 D# A6 s5 r5 I2 C公仔箱論壇> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing5.39.217.76. Z6 [1 m$ S2 P, ~0 `
> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇9 l2 a; i$ S; v" r9 u2 w/ V. j
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of 5 m1 `% |% {1 e0 V4 |5.39.217.76> nothing.)5.39.217.76* v7 q1 D$ s) }. }" t+ Y4 t
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> Okay: This 1 [: w9 Z0 K: {5 z* M# p5.39.217.76> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to 8 Z1 X) n V) m4 Y" R公仔箱論壇> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and6 I* W' {4 c+ \/ J: l
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your * H' l4 x2 K" m1 r, u* A. H! lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> mistake. 9 j; r- ? u9 K1 j4 z g5.39.217.76tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ ]5 B# n& M( c6 x
> (7) Thanks: A ! f5 J6 ~+ x- n* H5 \8 iTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say$ g: l8 }! n6 `3 k
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This ! d: z+ G: |7 s0 h! c1 T5.39.217.76> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is $ L- W; a& N* Z& ]$ zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT& Z3 h2 {# ?' ~8 \' [$ K
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a公仔箱論壇8 _! z8 s, u0 I3 P6 m4 e" B/ Z3 U
> 'whatever'). ' K4 U% j6 k% {> ! ]8 |1 T9 i* p& C) u& q3 k n
> (8) Whatever: Is a: O. v' u! h( y9 Y4 {
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 2 _9 K3 m! {& p/ i1 u7 |
. C/ H; U5 R# g2 F3 L+ H9 d; B; R5 qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (9) Don't * ^; d5 x* }9 k4 c4 Q7 a) n> worry about it, I got it: Another & y3 S8 D& x6 j3 T+ Z6 m> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman3 d: T- D$ _( m; {, m7 V6 ~% q
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 Q1 R' z# V8 o- ^4 m! G
> herself. This will later result in a man ( `# A+ ^& z. C公仔箱論壇> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's 4 z8 A1 k5 J' `9 h公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3.
