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作者: ckw4737    時間: 2009-3-24 02:54 PM     標題: Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
$ e, q! i/ b2 u5 F公仔箱論壇> (1) Fine: This5.39.217.76  b/ L. y: o" K
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
+ W& u$ X8 ?" X6 {6 Z+ o; Z7 }TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five3 x: C# g8 `! L7 D! Q
> Minutes: If
: S! E3 g" e# p1 ~) j> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
. F8 r+ Z) M/ D' j5 E8 ?> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
8 k" G, V, I9 I( D> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ Y- @8 P; C2 z$ s+ \5 n
> the house.4 Y" d9 ^" _7 ^- l" h' K' l
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> (3) Nothing: This) i9 {% h7 p! k4 @. I
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
/ I/ Y& m4 Q# [' L2 M$ ]* Z5.39.217.76> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
  s' D) U4 I0 j( C) Y公仔箱論壇> usually end in fine.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: v/ V6 Y. i9 A( }+ e7 N
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> Ahead: This公仔箱論壇& Z. G! N5 [6 f# r8 @. R
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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% O+ j3 v6 k9 d1 D7 Z6 y! t1 y5.39.217.76> (5) Loud5.39.217.76! r$ E% U/ X& v0 N
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 k3 d& @5 N8 j' T% d. o
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are公仔箱論壇' e# Y, t! Z5 f/ d, Z, K1 D
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% ?9 P& U# K2 w* T' a! Y
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
3 b* V4 a/ f; s1 R> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
* b9 G5 C3 F( z" N: Q- Y> nothing.)5.39.217.760 A& E+ n) F3 q" V' C
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> (6) That's公仔箱論壇! t- U; y4 w' f2 N
> Okay: This
! k4 y# C3 p, c: i5.39.217.76> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
: c" u: |6 W; ]5.39.217.76> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and9 e/ o' i) I4 W1 Q1 P2 r8 Z) h8 q
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
3 ?' C2 \9 @$ F% l1 J9 C) {0 S> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A
. `: K- V+ R% |* j1 S/ C* F  \> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just saytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 _3 V! ?8 [3 L3 p$ R
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
* J7 Y5 {7 _! d) P2 t8 p) V> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
$ P6 u; |8 v, ]5 Z5.39.217.76> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
  A& x& t: b' j& a5 ^公仔箱論壇> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ t" X! k! |: V/ l
> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇6 ^: `1 O+ u" t. k2 u) n
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  o' I" P" ^# N3 jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (8) Whatever: Is a
1 ?: }. J$ t0 ?/ d公仔箱論壇> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇! v' K; J# f( L# y+ V6 \

. b; z  j3 W* |' L6 X0 u公仔箱論壇> (9) Don't
5 T- s/ j$ _3 a+ _8 g+ [5.39.217.76> worry about it, I got it: Another公仔箱論壇# ^( ^( e$ B1 _4 C
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
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> herself. This will later result in a man公仔箱論壇0 _: o5 |* ?, ]3 A; t+ ^" f
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
/ F( R+ k; l) H" E, p8 G> response refer to # 3.




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