標題: [文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use [打印本頁] 作者: ckw4737 時間: 2009-3-24 02:54 PM 標題: Nine Words Women Use
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> WORDS WOMEN USE # p1 t" A0 F2 A8 {/ x% N> (1) Fine: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* s, U# \: F' d8 w
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right; b/ o( y' J L4 ]" e
> and you need to shut up.5.39.217.764 A0 q/ C5 J5 I2 u. n* |- o3 Q- B
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> (2) Five L" A$ V, x' q2 {3 Y1 b9 ?3 D) h5 K公仔箱論壇> Minutes: If# m" M9 s9 [& q# @; j! p. l8 H v
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five ) U5 V, h; w" X3 k$ |3 Y: ?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given公仔箱論壇( V+ |+ ~ b; x& |$ e
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around 9 s3 g% L. c1 @% Q7 |> the house.5.39.217.76; Q" `) F3 @3 I0 @7 |. @* x8 J
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> (3) Nothing: This % _9 a7 P5 W t5 }2 Z- ^> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you ) L3 s$ \% H+ m, x3 ~5.39.217.76> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" V# r7 [' h) @2 ~7 A
> usually end in fine.9 J0 i9 j! b2 z$ U' S
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> (4) Go ! Y' R& N) k; Wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Ahead: This & x n% R4 O/ J# w公仔箱論壇> is a dare, not permission. Don't Dotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 k" j1 Q/ r# B+ P4 R
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6 z9 r' v. `8 r. y) ~' ]" ^8 V; dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (5) Loud * t: J8 ?7 @. P1 b$ KTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Sigh: This - q1 C1 ?6 i6 p X& N5.39.217.76> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often& x) \' B' P% i5 c! f# O3 e2 n5 o
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are 3 f4 ?% N9 ]: B- ?/ Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇3 E" U. D; R. S) C! T
> here and arguing with you about nothing. ) T+ }. z* r$ G b, d) A4 I> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of # K8 \. X- E6 K- B> nothing.) + u$ T, @2 o+ F4 W/ m9 X- j公仔箱論壇> 公仔箱論壇% z) q! P* K' {/ C) B. V8 H# k
> (6) That's 6 P' F; o0 j. n& H+ |> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: R) c7 }2 n' \
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to # h( _- w _: `: }' NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and r2 j$ f- D! V- `> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your . z& z- A, C0 u# X, ~$ @* K; n2 J公仔箱論壇> mistake. 1 f4 v4 d; K9 n6 D' Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ H2 E. Z, T! [7 R5 h- D
> (7) Thanks: A / w% E. r5 K& C& ~> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say l) ^, j& n, S8 d9 ?* |; l# D* @ V5.39.217.76> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This + H- [, Y, g" q0 _, j" q4 Q* C$ t> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is % k! r* n; C& @* `; `; D* jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇5 g* N6 L* S4 u4 J& V2 M6 m
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a: X1 |0 e' B+ T) K/ e
> 'whatever').tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 B5 n% J6 s5 g9 k7 O
> . i0 [/ S" K# C/ y> (8) Whatever: Is aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' p/ G( u' o2 a$ ]
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 1 l0 I$ d( j$ V2 Y+ V ' s" Q* Y0 Z+ L$ R, S8 B1 F7 U5.39.217.76> (9) Don't 1 i/ V& h* m: }4 F+ Y> worry about it, I got it: Another 1 \* p% j _( B; u1 J> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman公仔箱論壇1 K6 h! t- F2 Q2 ~/ _
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it ' G1 `- z. e: o9 l1 w" P5.39.217.76> herself. This will later result in a man % }, e. g; G; O1 u" F- ]> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's公仔箱論壇- f* ?2 n4 o& M5 o0 g& k& [, t' ^
> response refer to # 3.
