標題: [文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use [打印本頁] 作者: ckw4737 時間: 2009-3-24 02:54 PM 標題: Nine Words Women Use
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> WORDS WOMEN USE . g6 d* Q' H L+ [2 `: B( O公仔箱論壇> (1) Fine: This 8 o1 |& b- Z& }8 {5.39.217.76> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right ' v& ]+ p0 J6 F+ _$ Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> and you need to shut up. 4 t6 w( w1 F6 {, gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> 公仔箱論壇6 L5 O9 C, Q5 b
> (2) Five ( T/ J& W. ?& W. X: ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Minutes: If 8 w9 m9 h1 f# \TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five公仔箱論壇2 w8 B- f3 r2 Z
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given ) ?) A9 k( R2 r7 d/ a> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around - r# X/ j9 Y# s2 v# m; o" T. X> the house. 9 {8 ~( z9 w/ v) A. c& [9 X$ utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> 3 ]+ I$ k7 q# }! ?; Y q
> (3) Nothing: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 u0 Q4 w$ e+ C( J4 I2 v2 x
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you % Z R+ k g+ w5 O+ P9 l5 Q> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing - y% ^3 F* M# v公仔箱論壇> usually end in fine.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: S3 Q# e: ~% N9 a
> 3 G k/ g; c1 T0 e. d/ N$ }; }> (4) Go3 {9 ^, h$ }- d7 s2 ?5 f
> Ahead: This ' c" y; C/ h4 ]/ N: g6 \3 E5 \" Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is a dare, not permission. Don't DoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; H! E+ |$ h# k$ D/ p
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> (5) Loud* x7 w! \6 A$ A! r+ E
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb t5 R2 n0 l2 G" J9 l
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are ) d* F( Q( e+ ?3 i4 c> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing& j# S0 J! L9 C5 H! M
> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, c, k2 L: ?1 D" @% q4 w1 f9 A
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of ; d7 g- p r$ o9 y* m# W, r6 n" cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> nothing.) ) F7 e$ H( b# j. ~, }> # {5 V+ @; `; m公仔箱論壇> (6) That's ; x+ ?) m! X& otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Okay: This - M9 v+ P$ n$ ?& Z> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to + g5 h) g' q0 D( f5.39.217.76> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and # k; \- y9 T# N) M> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ B* T4 P- U+ Y1 a+ N# K7 D+ J" ^2 ~
> mistake. % _; b/ I' w; r5 H( F " m1 z) @5 ]3 |2 v' E0 E( r' D> (7) Thanks: A5 U1 c8 |" u7 x/ I8 V2 r; v
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say8 Y: W) E6 c& g- W) O. m* @
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This * L5 m2 M+ q1 N9 t- G, F> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that isTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 j1 J' M; ~5 k' F, U+ i( z- ~, f, ]
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT 8 E! T* Z- @) E6 FTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a # x, y0 u% |, q2 ]5 s+ Q> 'whatever').5.39.217.76% Z" ~- S% T! f3 x- Y8 Z; W4 N
> * { z# G1 {3 V$ g- MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (8) Whatever: Is a 1 X0 G4 [+ r+ Q- n- NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! ' M% u/ m. ^; @1 p% R3 v# B s" X5.39.217.76tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 P K( K8 v2 y
> (9) Don't / R/ u) h+ @( n* Z+ [; k; B2 |, U> worry about it, I got it: Another公仔箱論壇: U1 O* I7 I$ p# B
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman! ?. \# v. w( U
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it - K% i& ~( y7 b2 s( b3 F, B3 tTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> herself. This will later result in a man. X r+ n# B& m) J
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's ( T/ q, u5 z" k> response refer to # 3.