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作者: ckw4737    時間: 2009-3-24 02:54 PM     標題: Nine Words Women Use‏

NINE: g, h" E; P6 D/ J
> WORDS WOMEN USE$ f: C7 {$ N' f8 `! E% V
> (1) Fine: This8 g' o/ {3 q! ]( M* p7 X5 E
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right' P: _' c. K" x- e7 b3 d& d6 n0 |, x
> and you need to shut up.# ?& U& k) P& P( G! `! {9 B% e) h
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> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
8 E8 k& H1 |7 g9 I9 v公仔箱論壇> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
# B- ]& X5 T4 w/ t; Z> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
# R, ?# _! l1 a6 e/ O4 D6 Y( x4 h> the house.9 Z/ z# O/ A) j: L3 ]1 ^% v
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> (3) Nothing: This
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> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing2 v2 M, @! Y2 J9 U8 t8 a8 \- O5 k9 X
> usually end in fine.
( F9 ^1 x; C. B' H& A" Q/ etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> 7 k) |# A- n/ H6 Q/ Q9 n3 ~: x
> (4) Go
: f6 L4 x/ ~2 Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Ahead: This
8 i6 H, l; ~9 X* t( X( |> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do1 V# r  F) w$ O
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TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ a6 C# Z1 {9 |* m1 G1 s' h
> (5) Loudtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 p* V! H& \* k4 V9 `- _9 \
> Sigh: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 u0 i! Y) [3 M* ^
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
3 Q0 L1 z3 q5 l- ^3 nTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you areTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" \- W3 |/ b, O/ o
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
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> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
3 U& _4 L. g, |  {) H7 Y3 n1 V5.39.217.76> nothing.)
- ^, M5 Y+ s& _* P! W. Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb>
5 c; I5 v; M4 Y3 W9 G/ `# o) [> (6) That's公仔箱論壇! z0 t( k/ `$ {. C7 j
> Okay: This5.39.217.768 U$ h2 e. C4 P, h; y# R
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
- ?  X2 L# `+ B# U% G) ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and公仔箱論壇# y/ a8 Y; u0 ~# x
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
9 G  _/ E' Q0 }> mistake.
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. ^% H$ K) h$ q* O9 s- e  |6 ^, n" g> (7) Thanks: A! M( u! z# }' F: |4 B" L/ }' H- x. E, M
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just saytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% @; i. p- I7 s! u& Z
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
. p1 m4 W& m5 u4 [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
/ F1 v( W2 @, c2 pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT! p( R# a/ c* g6 c# K( Q7 x. k
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a3 f/ ]2 x& I/ I5 @: P# M
> 'whatever').
9 {4 b6 R! }; x% P2 v' V公仔箱論壇> 5.39.217.76# _$ H1 \2 T# W, b8 e: Y
> (8) Whatever: Is a
3 }- o1 f3 p' G3 H公仔箱論壇> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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9 w2 B# W: f) G* X7 F: I1 Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (9) Don't
; t2 h5 T/ r8 W0 d* s> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# U2 k6 k8 J$ ~, }
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
6 A4 Z- @; `/ ~$ b, g. t2 x- Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
- D: t  B; F! E; g- N公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man5.39.217.76( c+ F  P; F, u
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
. Q! T' ?' R; t" w5 t> response refer to # 3.




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