標題: [文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use [打印本頁] 作者: ckw4737 時間: 2009-3-24 02:54 PM 標題: Nine Words Women Use
NINE 8 Z, F$ m' `% R- w5 WTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> WORDS WOMEN USE + ^3 U+ \/ b4 f8 K- htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (1) Fine: This ! O3 e$ T) \2 a' ` {TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 ] U) ^" P0 n) J n
> and you need to shut up. - L. u9 C: N: r& X4 m3 f# l+ H7 l# iTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 5.39.217.76$ ~) J c" v$ T/ k4 }5 U
> (2) Five 6 H0 r' p% ~9 ?5 H1 c> Minutes: If `% g; i" r$ v3 z6 I5.39.217.76> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five 8 } P p9 c2 s: f# oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given - M0 N6 Q+ B9 a4 k" N* f5.39.217.76> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around 9 _# k& `8 Q# z7 M" T% `5 z& ]4 Q5 n公仔箱論壇> the house.% i; U# F* ]# f/ o) L7 r) C
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> (3) Nothing: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" m0 Y2 N0 m9 i! s9 y( c+ @
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you 0 z+ e& A, L5 c6 L& S( w* H> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing( r% `) J3 p! G
> usually end in fine. % T5 ?: B, c' {" K! L: R5.39.217.76> 5.39.217.764 c6 G# m D! y5 z: p' B( S8 l5 v
> (4) Go) Z5 B1 L3 ?- }, \; J$ m. m
> Ahead: This / v" l5 W1 p1 A+ otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do ' O- p0 S2 T* C/ v5 k) x> It! # Z+ ^# T W, K7 A4 Z, \ / ]! T3 O& B7 Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (5) Loud % U+ z# ^9 a3 S6 S> Sigh: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ ]$ g3 X0 V& A8 S& M3 b8 R
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often / E& i0 ^( k" P4 Wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are5.39.217.765 k1 m+ a" x2 V+ q b
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇1 n6 @1 h, N7 H% W9 }8 E4 i, X1 H
> here and arguing with you about nothing.5.39.217.761 A5 c6 G( Y6 q1 A0 l: Z
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 `7 J) [+ M, Z2 `7 e8 m4 O5 p4 H9 y
> nothing.)- p2 ?1 U, T' A3 w8 W
> # r) J( P8 p5 n3 Q$ E公仔箱論壇> (6) That's + ?; `5 p, U. c" a' K! m0 N> Okay: This . L! r' J7 ` x* J, y1 j) _> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to 7 X8 h: X* m+ A2 B; Ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 `( ]% j3 {$ P, R! n, P2 O
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your5.39.217.76! w2 M# ]9 j# m1 D G* v
> mistake. 5.39.217.763 @9 d( q; i! F; K9 a K
0 A, l8 n; n m> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇% |9 i9 i3 a" I& `% Q: e4 |% U- r
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just sayTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( i! H* G+ E( T+ {" w
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This* r, G; M: h$ `% d o
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is ! R' O7 o4 V/ D2 J+ H5.39.217.76> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT , D" \/ l; _; X> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a: v0 ]& e& g, }# a; [7 U
> 'whatever').# u7 i0 _, \5 k/ V6 Y* O
> TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 X1 v2 s/ B I
> (8) Whatever: Is a公仔箱論壇: ?9 a0 }8 W4 Q: [1 W
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 5 B! | {- U8 P. ?9 W
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> (9) Don'tTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' R) E) y$ @( L
> worry about it, I got it: Another - M* \. s; [0 z. q公仔箱論壇> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman公仔箱論壇: ?# i2 ~3 o$ @2 P* T, [. J9 P
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.769 t" o& {$ ]4 J: c6 h
> herself. This will later result in a man 9 m: q& |, h( D x> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's5.39.217.768 F P6 a3 ? Y: q5 O
> response refer to # 3.
