Wife: 'What are you doing?' 妻：你在作什麼啊？ Husband : Nothing. 夫：沒作什麼。
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' 妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' 夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' 妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?' 夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？
Wife : 'Yes or no.' 妻：要或不要。
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married、I want to share all your worries、troubles and lighten your burden.'
女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。 Boy: 'It's very kind of you、darling、but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。 Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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A newly married man asked his wife、'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly、'I'd have married you、N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' 女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . 女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。 The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' 男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me、my pretty face or my sexy body?' 妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.' 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感作者: darren_lohch 時間: 2008-12-2 03:41 PM
