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作者: manyiu 時間: 2018-12-26 04:44 AM 標題: 殺死他...!

This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some
arsenic.

He asks "What for?"

She says "I want to kill my husband".

He says "Sorry, I can't do that."

She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.

He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."

作者: timmychoo 時間: 2018-12-26 01:12 PM

有位男士, 行入中藥堂想買中藥愛心劑.....
中藥堂執劑師: 要幾錢重呢!?
男士: 有關係嗎?
執劑師: 越愛越重就越貴更....
男士: 更....甚麽啊?
執劑師: 更...心疼囉!
男士: ...心疼!?
劑師: 要錢啦! 要両啦! 還是斤呢....若乎....千斤重....你付完錢的心是不是有點疼....呢!?
男士: .....!!

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