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作者: kao7544a    時間: 2008-3-21 08:53 PM     標題: 美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?

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/ w$ a  P( \0 y1 G8 l* X, e5.39.217.76A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 5 ]. p, l# \/ i
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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* W% ]4 p; s4 \) V公仔箱論壇She doesn't care what you think.
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2 g' ^! W# s- S/ H- c. s- x9 Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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) x; M9 f$ T( Y- z$ xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
: A  u! e9 ~2 D! t' x; X' U2 g公仔箱論壇她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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9 u8 K9 ?: T4 C7 XWomen over 40 are dignified. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. D, L' H0 [3 E
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% L. f! e; O" o0 a6 h8 l1 h# K
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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8 @- ?" p3 o+ g" E7 d: b' `* [! OOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 7 U$ I5 S, w$ Z, |" m% D- S
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 5.39.217.765 h4 r2 }( }7 g& s
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. T! N# e$ s4 ]% i
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. 7 p6 F: }, k2 D2 Q
女人越老越通靈

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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. P, b/ @( C* f; P
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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熟女直接又誠實
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如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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2 O2 D" w6 @; ?1 b2 s6 j公仔箱論壇Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; ?5 \+ m- S5 a9 N
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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  l+ u+ @8 v7 J6 i6 v$ NUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 5.39.217.761 n( y. J. N2 U1 B' n% Q! U6 h
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, + u1 R: u1 b* w% _- \& J) v
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 5.39.217.76( H; J! l; J9 v
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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作者: shagic0419    時間: 2008-3-23 09:26 AM

還不錯~謝謝喔
作者: ericow    時間: 2008-4-3 12:51 AM

VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU




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