
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :3 T: S) P. q2 z
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人' _5 y% Z# I' ~7 ^+ W+ f+ y/ ?
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢? 8 K% T9 t+ Q1 B& @
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" $ N1 p' a' j, a" t0 y! ~; J
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think. " m+ A/ ?+ j' a% V$ x, F3 c
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 @& r/ r. ?# y4 ]% v
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 公仔箱論壇% s( d! q/ n4 J4 W; d# z p
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.6 y, ?1 ^. S1 Q
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 公仔箱論壇2 Q5 _6 P7 M, t9 H( o# b
Women over 40 are dignified. 5.39.217.76) c! ]7 V5 u# b
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 9 K/ b! w6 L8 |. \' R6 \: U/ A8 e
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 公仔箱論壇: U. J% w, c8 O" f- R- R
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" t6 w1 n1 j' h( N- Y: g
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# N# Y i! }8 M# S5 E
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 d# ~7 t' y, {6 j2 X$ D N
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Women get psychic as they age. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb @/ T( p! o b9 c, V# i
女人越老越通靈 公仔箱論壇7 V4 ]/ o; C- q0 `( D R
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 i8 Y* [1 a7 b
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 5.39.217.763 e3 S/ N7 a. G' H" q8 ]
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, A- _+ ~: M8 H/ e) u/ K
熟女直接又誠實
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 5.39.217.760 B$ D* }7 P7 d9 @
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 C; R! n9 n! R: }1 c' ^4 N9 O
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 公仔箱論壇( k9 @: X; D& L1 i
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : , \! v0 ]8 T7 u# M, W( q( @
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. / ?/ t4 R- d; B+ x S, I
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 公仔箱論壇: U5 u6 ~* _+ m: C" g0 e
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Why?
為什麼呢 ? 公仔箱論壇" J# r! x9 V/ \* w$ D1 I
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 Z, Z |, X7 b; [* Z0 h& `
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