
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :3 K9 ]! |, V) i9 ^: A; g
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ I8 I. F2 ?+ ~
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人5.39.217.76# ]& S8 k: a* D6 R2 n3 C/ l% T6 I
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢?
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' T1 k4 n0 c" R' `! Y/ w
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 h- q! m; }# j: a( _* h
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 8 }9 j2 y; t. M$ Y
Women over 40 are dignified. 6 D- S& g1 ` I1 a' A- E* E3 f
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* b4 ]1 z/ x- S, n
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' } C. m, g. {, O
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 5.39.217.763 d4 S, B, J/ a! f* r3 d( i4 I5 o
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 5.39.217.76' o; _' }( {+ H+ t2 j( z
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 ! ^. R% j+ ?/ _* n, \+ T
Women get psychic as they age. 5.39.217.76+ @/ s, x0 {5 `2 @- I! z- ?- _
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 s: P Z2 P3 w% d# q) c* \# {
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 8 O8 M6 n8 T! S# j- y% M0 d
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 b2 [$ {; K/ u
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 5.39.217.769 _$ j. X0 V7 h' @7 C+ E
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 T, S* V/ E+ \. D
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& D/ }' K# e3 K9 y0 m; q! a: T. O
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 N8 M! y! `( X( ]
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 - I' y0 K) o) C
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. * _2 R0 I$ X5 e$ ^) q3 k i
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬5.39.217.763 B) [ o& S/ o2 Y! c5 o
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