主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. - f+ L% Q- \" G; N$ U1 w( S
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 A# Y1 u7 q4 d! Y
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Here are just a few reasons why？
為什麼呢? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 p0 q/ a% u9 g# y
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 5.39.217.763 D1 T/ W: }0 U0 Y9 O3 K
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ R. h) v! ^) D. ], h2 \
她才不在乎你在想什麼。! E# ?, O" w+ A, d# k& {3 v2 V! @
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. % D& A; F( G, k2 H$ [9 m* C5 r
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 5 Q) l# o3 ^$ {* e6 [: Z
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Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& R' Y1 N# z/ j5 J
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 E0 M4 N7 O* B
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。 E2 V9 U" S1 K
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) ) v+ J$ R" m1 `) I
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
Older women are forthright and honest. ; n2 t8 \) y- X
熟女直接又誠實 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 c+ |9 Y% @: P& K/ S u
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 x$ s L4 `9 m. l" ? u
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 公仔箱論壇6 S4 S3 p5 N- I$ A6 l0 ]+ j
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) P( Q' q Y" u+ P- t- S) F0 U
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ W. n' z; ]; W; z
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 5.39.217.76& F. u$ ?. `# c2 w1 u$ g
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, , ^( o, ^% a% P
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 8 z8 m7 l; H% x9 R% ?# V6 B
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 公仔箱論壇5 v! Y T% N+ Z% D+ v8 L j5 K
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸，買回整隻豬
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