
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 1 p6 l) M" B- a, h) a9 f
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人/ l$ a/ g2 V' t; o& b3 B
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Here are just a few reasons why?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' I% Y8 L6 s" D3 b% r% l5 r
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- E) }9 K% ?7 S+ L2 G& D0 o
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think. * R& t) G+ ~; b8 ?. s
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.5.39.217.764 a$ B5 L* _# |6 D, F2 Q- b6 Q4 T
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 5.39.217.767 G, ~4 }: p0 M; A4 q% L
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Women over 40 are dignified. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 B3 s; e: ]6 D8 O+ G
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 公仔箱論壇; V) L( |9 J# y0 g$ S+ e& \
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 5.39.217.76$ F3 M Y* Z J- Y9 Q9 |$ Y
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& H7 W& q% k* M4 e7 }' J' x
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 `1 L& B0 v0 Y2 P0 _9 }7 p
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ i. C- N& x, p \0 Z9 q
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; {3 g0 D7 H! o" u
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈 公仔箱論壇( Q! p4 H9 Z" j8 A: e2 B5 W
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 公仔箱論壇 o* Y( S3 O# q3 y P, M
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( ]- T7 [) k% l* Q
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 公仔箱論壇! f/ h# B! t0 z
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Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 / J) S) E3 f) X1 O
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 5.39.217.76, Q- S8 {- q/ b) ]: w& B" J0 x
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 v. S6 N2 X5 c- l( D4 ^
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : 5.39.217.76% @ G7 E1 t0 U* I
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 5.39.217.76 `( z3 a3 T5 y ^
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) f/ |8 l V+ ~. Q
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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