主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :: v% Y: ^% n+ h# N
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ ~3 N1 Y5 `& y
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢? 公仔箱論壇# n/ P# d* g0 t+ n }3 @
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think. 公仔箱論壇7 L/ n. P7 ]2 {, u D. S, [
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 5 u7 M a8 l0 j* K
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.0 P9 s0 G/ R3 |3 G9 z6 {
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。4 B0 t3 _! W5 L; r, T0 X( Q9 Z7 m
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( c6 a b( A/ i' V3 d& K0 F$ D* d
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 7 r7 K6 k! q* f" Z0 j
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 V% o( Z; [& |
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. 5.39.217.764 [+ U ~# v7 j; R+ H; ]
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 公仔箱論壇# d* I1 `2 v) @* q' G m
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 \2 ~% ~" @, A7 t0 o- `1 Y
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# S4 K/ o; ~+ q' r3 N
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", - q: V, @7 g6 M+ n2 F# @4 X4 D
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! W9 B) g/ o0 }7 I
Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 5.39.217.76* p9 p y8 h0 w
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 n8 U: |7 a6 Y. x: Y
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 * o% @: e G4 D( V. }, \
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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