主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( P) X9 ^& ?- { r1 j; x% B- n
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人5.39.217.769 Q6 {: H) M( F( l" M. s! ]' ~
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" ] ]( I' x* c* V& ]
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 公仔箱論壇# a3 @8 y) F( E
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think. % _& y' i8 ~0 d/ Z2 S
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' ]* e \; l) f$ w9 e( }
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 公仔箱論壇1 V7 |& U' L7 d
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 5.39.217.76, h8 W! s# Z, V X+ g
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) \4 E' _4 h& \0 M7 I! g& G; U
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) / N! ?6 h3 Q' w# V4 H6 ~- \( D) ~
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 A! e8 l$ Z3 k) r
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 * }: c$ v5 d: c; W! I, V
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Women get psychic as they age. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. G3 k7 T1 C9 x' S/ _5 J/ ?
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 # j2 A$ _! H. w a; W7 K
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. , j8 _& @, h9 A4 G; Z- {7 z
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 5.39.217.76& `5 A2 q: n# C+ Z+ ~
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Older women are forthright and honest. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ N4 v7 P/ b1 ^: r1 q
熟女直接又誠實 : s0 d ?8 h( }% k
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 [' M" _+ [% K. P1 X- ]4 `- w. f
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 + ?! W8 O9 ~: S m* j
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 J! H' a, R: {2 j2 Z* A% N. k5 a
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 公仔箱論壇" }+ F# Y4 |7 |
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : 5.39.217.76! |4 W9 z3 L& u0 J' S3 l
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.9 s3 x; }# a8 y: F: J' f' n! o
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 ( K1 `1 l( \7 x: H& F& J' W
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 5.39.217.76( P2 l. x2 Y+ p2 o" L" z
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為什麼呢 ?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬 S0 Q; N/ z7 U) t9 r. w1 P" N
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