主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :公仔箱論壇- M9 M4 P2 y# J
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?" }1 e& l+ \* m& O5 r& b" ?% ^
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think. 1 r. n+ a# g3 G5 j p
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 7 u5 Y: r& N* R( `' p; c2 A W6 }
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.5.39.217.76* ?' Q* T# w: _7 [4 i6 e
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 公仔箱論壇+ J# p: P4 p" ^0 N
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Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: Q/ M8 V- z1 A, D
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 ( ^* [3 o2 ?1 [- `* `
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 5.39.217.760 }7 E W0 ~0 T1 O
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。/ p& t, d& J- v. T8 o
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) & r$ M; p( v8 x) [3 d7 R& _# v
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 Z C( u) F- i- P: ?8 |' v
Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. : F& t5 h, R+ ]4 B! ^. S
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 5.39.217.76. w& S2 K# S0 A6 P
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Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實 ' R% x7 ^7 P" d# \& g a
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. g1 C. H- u# G& v2 a2 ~
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, M, Z0 C( A+ t( w
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( {5 N7 W8 @2 ]* Z" j3 y# H
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ? 5.39.217.76- {/ z: D: I% w! j6 t
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 5.39.217.766 v4 U1 n4 c) \% m( |& d
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 5.39.217.76' [: D* f; M* k5 _0 o/ [% ?6 R, J
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 5.39.217.769 R9 t4 c2 r/ \' @0 {" d' F
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : 5 R" [. Q& L! k4 x) M( k* p
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 5.39.217.76# U, V( b, ]/ o/ ?0 _& ~
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 . @& D; l5 g" R. Z1 ~- t e
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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