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作者: kimmi8k 時間: 2011-12-5 05:26 AM 標題: Poor Guy (+18)

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

作者: wasimasterQ 時間: 2011-12-5 08:36 AM

haha, good one! actually it have in chinese version.

作者: kimmi8k 時間: 2011-12-5 10:20 AM

O yea, so the joke is pretty pop d
is quite funny really

作者: zzleezz 時間: 2011-12-5 10:32 AM

2# wasimasterQ

哈哈....唔緊要啦....英文版本都幾好笑啊~

作者: kimmi8k 時間: 2011-12-5 11:21 AM

Thank you Mod n Master Q

作者: CapitalHIM 時間: 2011-12-5 11:53 AM

sometimes people turns gay in jail...

作者: CC517 時間: 2011-12-5 12:06 PM

POOR GUY, 最好唔好講中文

作者: DanteDMC 時間: 2011-12-7 11:41 AM

ahahahahaaha.....

作者: Icy05 時間: 2011-12-7 05:38 PM

1# kimmi8k
hahahaha what a lovely couple!!! Very funny!!! I read the chinese version before.

作者: sodabibi 時間: 2011-12-8 12:26 AM

so　ｓａｄ．．．．ｇｕｙ～

作者: ckd08 時間: 2011-12-8 01:25 AM

I have heard this one before. What a couple, uh ? I do think both will sacrifice each other for each other, if you know what I mean !

作者: kimmi8k 時間: 2011-12-8 07:39 AM

so there's chinese version too, n there's a chinese quote that fits the couple

Dai Lum X Tow, Kok Jee Fei (x- can't rememeber that word d...chinese no gd)
but I guess AV1 can guess eh.

作者: zzleezz 時間: 2011-12-8 10:13 AM

so there's chinese version too, n there's a chinese quote that fits the couple

Dai Lum X Tow, Kok Jee Fei (x- can't rememeber that word d...chinese no gd)
but I guess AV1 can guess eh.
kimmi8k 發表於 2011-12-8 07:39 AM

it's 大難臨頭各自飛~

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