一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇5 c, j+ E7 ?9 m. m9 r
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.76- X# t, V4 A, d& d
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
. k' I* l5 J; l5 X6 s2 kAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇8 A# z" r9 p; L0 G4 H& |7 R
# Y( S7 S. z: Q0 i. P: l* n, Z/ X5 Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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' `5 i* f; i0 l! Z) x7 ~' K7 atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 D, {7 w, h" J* I2 I7 q" j
# ]% R) W% v6 d& y, I"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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