一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 J6 J- Y9 x. E$ v2 D2 v' T2 Q
) C/ T$ o0 H, r5 k% K一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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: J' i' P1 {/ D) z R( g! `TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; {& i5 ?/ |/ x0 i. {4 s1 H
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」0 k/ h6 E0 L6 C: v9 T+ e( ^
, p9 x! {4 W' @% G. \: F7 M婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ D: o `; ]+ _# {
" `8 O5 n3 W% \' k; H7 h: ^"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."' H0 z! e% R- [! z) t. ?
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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9 k9 H" F' K0 E5 j" H, A, `The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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