一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」6 |3 _# U, r- h( \
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」0 E& ?8 m, g; w. M' D
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- T8 R8 B8 `' X/ R) ?
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
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/ I# w& h; t* m" t/ U5.39.217.76A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"* o' P) d) @9 V
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# @. D5 m, o$ c' g8 n5 G
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: ^% M3 o8 \0 E( p* v
5 w6 {1 W/ r/ B, j s1 }% e3 u8 {- {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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