一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。0 L3 Z/ b, \9 |7 s8 i
( r8 S5 M4 S7 t# F; V* Q一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ f6 I0 E& X6 K9 H
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」: f8 |) Q5 Q; u0 N0 x2 Y% U
" f$ d& r2 l" ]; n# f% p' O S「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 \0 r& h+ `, l3 j
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ ?# ]* T$ J/ O* w' T* c! x
婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
! |8 y D- A) \- h$ g$ f. j5.39.217.76An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 j/ p$ n3 _( U
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" x2 w3 ^3 S& K
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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5 b p* A& j7 m4 Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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4 ~; Z( f, ]) e' ZThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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