一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 p* w) ]* S# B" h; V8 D/ W- P4 I
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; C8 `7 f" C h+ r5 V2 j r! v
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.76/ W& p8 M! t* V0 S2 Y
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：公仔箱論壇/ D O/ D7 p6 h' j+ b
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5 t: i: X4 E" X" z' c5 ]
! X) `% B8 n L, p2 O4 k1 L2 ?- A9 xA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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7 ?: O3 }( x+ A5 G$ I8 `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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1 x, i6 ^/ @5 qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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: o9 r$ g& Q# y5 c/ m3 ? `9 D: w5.39.217.76The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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