一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。$ o4 Z! m+ {, o0 p4 v7 {. `
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」' r) \5 a+ j" _2 X
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」# k( p! G0 m( Y! p
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：; l: h3 x0 Z2 b& |9 C
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇; N, t$ T5 J- k! \: w& c
2 C5 U, u5 l; A* Y" qA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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$ P- M2 x8 H9 y& c4 A8 z公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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. {+ w$ D# P V7 X6 Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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