一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% }, q9 [8 ?2 N, X3 h/ r2 G/ F$ m
, {: H/ ?3 g6 \$ ?% Q1 R# h「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.76% o+ B% |5 v1 W% e4 z, B
) T1 C0 c4 M/ F: M1 |$ v# M4 h0 Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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1 R( r* S& D" _8 ~5.39.217.76婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
' Q1 @; w( I* }1 y wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.! p8 V+ ~. ?' l- V( H6 n
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.76! {7 D1 n& f- C' f9 R) P
x4 f; N% T2 l' N3 q"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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2 K- k: B, h! o* K" D+ O' M"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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