一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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( n2 b3 P8 U$ |/ b! C0 ~一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」/ v! R, ~& B( j) J$ |( E/ Y/ s
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：$ U7 z& O' l) |* }% G! f
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.* J& K) _ a0 K8 M
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.76$ c6 I: h3 j9 R8 a
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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& S2 K- ~" q3 G4 ]+ F- Z4 t6 Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5.39.217.76; Q$ w+ f1 F9 S9 q) n& q4 s
& I/ r5 t* h7 C6 ^% ^' ]) e; eThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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