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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
+ e, c' r7 `7 P9 _) X+ ^( c. q5.39.217.76性本善:Sex is good.
" y( ?- [* ^7 x- y+ m5.39.217.76性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
# ]& V" r8 e$ R0 d) e2 l习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.公仔箱論壇1 D0 J* \  ?, r3 F. `
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& n2 {+ V2 Y! @
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# D- d  z: i2 G
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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" n; f$ [5 U# y2 g昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
& @  c, ~9 H' l5 m4 \+ ]) y1 F择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 ?6 r  h! c1 m4 Y9 F: c
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous公仔箱論壇) S7 k+ U/ @  C5 J5 p  R4 _
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 W6 y# p; _& }- u" \3 }7 W5.39.217.76教五子 All his five son took it
/ V& c; ^3 j6 q( ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
8 V) j1 @  t% q7 W7 r5.39.217.76tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 k* C1 G& d( m5 S9 l4 U: N
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,0 G3 I/ y3 S) k$ @# J! `
父之过 It is all your fault.公仔箱論壇1 p0 W7 H6 ~1 T1 G
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,5.39.217.764 b0 D. }+ v1 n$ e! Y/ w* @3 x
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
6 D6 o) ?! C( l1 U9 f" M2 j! o! _, ]公仔箱論壇3 [. E+ j/ W! e
子不学 You may refuse to study this
; F5 h- ^. z+ a& [非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! n, p( K/ B5 R# @6 n; r* w幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 ~2 p) F, s3 j5 }1 z
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* `8 R! U4 o7 c  O% C4 ?3 F公仔箱論壇不成器 It won't become hard and strong.3 l6 a% S1 |9 E# \( Z' U1 ~
人不学 If you don't learn sex,5.39.217.76' |2 H( k# [( s+ P/ T
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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