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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) u  p3 ]/ u. k) T+ l0 w2 t
性本善:Sex is good.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ d% G; B" u0 _% y
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
3 z8 `4 l2 I# B) p9 f+ U习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) w& o9 z8 q6 g2 T" T苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& r. T% V) e, S7 w) b3 X1 M性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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) m& r3 [) U8 \' r8 b$ R4 m! Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb教之道:The way of learning it
' e4 s4 R0 l7 a/ c+ t% M0 c5.39.217.76贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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* N$ a. ~- o$ A" t) s5.39.217.76昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
3 I  v4 ~3 @$ I择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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& r  R! J3 R7 |, ~" |TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。子不学:If you don't study hard,
" s5 p4 F; L. R# m2 ^% D断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.5.39.217.765 n) X+ r7 ^- h' K
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
: u" i4 g# `9 L2 N* k有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine  J, A1 o5 j/ r2 n* c5 x
教五子 All his five son took itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 C' F# T$ ?2 N" s" y
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.公仔箱論壇) @) x* F1 E( `% w

! u  q" Y5 M4 G5 c# f养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
9 ^% E3 }- m, F; R6 ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。父之过 It is all your fault.. _* j# s9 a( Y9 z9 L4 h3 n
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
8 ?0 u$ z8 y% j. \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& [! F2 U( x! {5 T
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子不学 You may refuse to study this公仔箱論壇7 a! B, `0 l+ q3 E) N4 W6 N8 S0 }
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' |. V% j7 h: C4 b" Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& B8 l! I5 |" O/ p
老何为 you will lose your ability when agedtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ b" x# K8 \" W. E4 @( r  T

* S2 S, p0 J/ f( E( x/ R玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" |& a1 X2 ~" ?# q+ t
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.& W4 o9 c: _7 U' k# [; T
人不学 If you don't learn sex,3 j8 A  f4 {$ ]
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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