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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
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> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right5.39.217.76  y4 r+ S  k$ e) h0 r* x& u0 T1 J5 B- o
> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five
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- \! w# w) `; R' w( X. E2 w> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five. Q* ?" z1 w( }, r5 Q+ r# M
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been givenTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 a, g- W9 n/ S4 S: t$ A
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around% a, ~) b( |( m  A# j, \" W4 U; X
> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This% k1 q- Y8 I; z# }" O' p4 N6 p
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you5 M4 i4 q& G+ ~. X, U1 E" f8 x0 t
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
& P% J+ T' b3 Q9 I6 @9 r7 B- T> usually end in fine.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: c; O5 F. s! H8 t4 z/ m+ p6 |
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5 w# M+ p; v+ h5 A* }- J3 B& x5.39.217.76> (4) Go
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( X0 u5 \6 A9 \/ s$ T; F公仔箱論壇> is a dare, not permission. Don't DoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 C% {2 }# d& {9 L
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> (5) Loud公仔箱論壇) A% q/ {$ X# g5 X9 U  F
> Sigh: This5.39.217.763 F* V# N( F. r/ T0 }" n
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
1 k3 V6 m5 h7 T> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you aretvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ O2 m4 Z( C6 ?- H% u
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
% K1 |5 @# ~. D6 p0 Xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 Y# q( P4 Y4 X0 |" ?" [
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
5 i, x! ^. W* f1 R2 A% ~4 VTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> nothing.)
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> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 l7 c7 S9 J6 M: w6 k3 L) R
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make totvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* ~) y0 E' j: s! x
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
: v& ~6 v! `5 s# |# D: d公仔箱論壇> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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> (7) Thanks: A
! A" v8 {5 T6 _/ C7 {; Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say5.39.217.76* B  i; w- w) z+ ~
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This5.39.217.766 R$ Y8 y  H4 S2 R2 b
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is5.39.217.766 I" `+ o- y  [
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT; r) e. a5 \2 w! y4 I. t
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 O: d8 x( {9 s. l
> 'whatever').tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; f, R- I9 V9 w0 Y
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> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! . h3 ]/ M' V8 P% t+ J2 \0 ?' M

+ A1 b- ~+ R7 Z, H* f1 l* p7 v( d1 n2 s> (9) Don't
) T/ p- P! a) @3 e& ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> worry about it, I got it: Another
! H" C0 F! h6 F! |8 R6 Q% j1 H8 `> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman5.39.217.76. Y2 B0 S1 w+ t: _! R
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- Z1 S& ^+ W* K! f* n2 e
> herself. This will later result in a man
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+ M8 p5 U5 h+ ^+ |" L0 m6 \0 \公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3.
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