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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. B  n. E& x  Y4 t
> (1) Fine: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 U, H$ l7 |! L. e! ?. _
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
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. k2 |! c+ Y" j> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
$ z6 w% x6 o  o. z  y, j* S, o) P2 ~TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
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> (3) Nothing: This  t' z6 }* {( h, Y5 d. U$ C) m
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 u8 |9 n" D+ K! t
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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>
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> Ahead: This公仔箱論壇. {6 b1 p  r$ i( H& v
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
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> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing$ J+ [7 V" d7 Z1 _0 S
> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ ~, A1 O: {- E
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of公仔箱論壇/ I! P1 M8 X9 Q; r  Q2 z% g! R
> nothing.)9 M! }( \: ]2 l9 K9 |; S/ q
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> (6) That'sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( X, O( u. h0 L5 Q" H
> Okay: This8 h. i; i8 W1 l
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to5.39.217.76- ?! A5 v' q8 h9 F# ]! G  X
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, U" I5 I! Z3 k, z# T- X
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your5.39.217.76# H" y, U" o7 I
> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇+ @6 J. E. K+ G7 q9 }; m
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
' C5 J, [( f3 t7 k: D; ~> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
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> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT/ T" M( Y6 f. ^( @
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a公仔箱論壇+ n& D7 `% U8 i
> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a公仔箱論壇* x; j5 D* O0 N' c
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 7 K+ S8 c. @3 ~: l! r0 [* ]# f
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> (9) Don't) f9 _; R' h4 G
> worry about it, I got it: Another* P( g2 q7 k* ]5 R5 A+ g
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
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> herself. This will later result in a man
# G& P5 Q' N; L- M, y5.39.217.76> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's公仔箱論壇  r6 Y! ]& f! r! v: N" r
> response refer to # 3.
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