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2 \6 f: I- d7 [$ x% g+ f- z  f% T公仔箱論壇> WORDS WOMEN USE
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> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
& v1 H' q' o+ }8 Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> and you need to shut up.
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$ \8 `# W* a2 E& Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five
4 I' }' m6 ?2 `( ]3 ]> Minutes: If
/ C( a* p$ P0 M9 W. P  T! k& B> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
) D. K/ Q. ?& U5.39.217.76> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
, m9 K7 X; Y) O> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
, H" I5 M1 P2 f7 h4 @" u- X* O公仔箱論壇> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This1 [1 c0 n5 C# d' i2 S
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
$ @& z! X5 ]8 x% L5.39.217.76> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& Z; f; _1 h* H
> usually end in fine.
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> Ahead: This3 p! R, M/ L; e( V
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud
5 G- ?4 f  t8 E9 Q" Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: This0 d% v2 r7 |# r. j
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 C! S8 W4 x  v3 \: O3 p9 ~
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
, c& |* Z* h" H! x% S) Ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
1 @' K9 X/ I4 l- ^公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.- B/ o/ ~0 }+ m/ p% y
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of% T$ R& X) g) c9 _
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>
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> Okay: This
- L; e: W! L1 i+ ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to, l3 n4 Z, E/ @9 ^2 s' v
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 i  ~* R: a, H" @. Q# w( G$ a2 f' u
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your公仔箱論壇* K5 w; Y9 K, U' [. R
> mistake. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 `& M  x7 O/ M" t7 ?
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> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* g; L  R* C1 }* L, ]
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
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> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is公仔箱論壇) b* k: u/ P4 x3 \: j  S
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
9 j3 n. l; g* d! r( P> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
$ o$ a, c# C5 }1 Y> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇8 y! u( e0 |* ^% h8 _
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$ |. W# f" w5 `$ W4 E> (8) Whatever: Is a公仔箱論壇% k/ P0 l- u8 N4 q- K4 L4 v
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 5.39.217.769 R* p9 b$ x- ^* x4 u, O8 m

* g1 m3 B) l% v' L/ t5 n公仔箱論壇> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇* X2 S% B# P! J" @( l
> worry about it, I got it: Another
) _8 n& I/ \  d9 D' q+ }3 d# g: K公仔箱論壇> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
+ f4 ]/ f/ _  N5 P6 Q2 L5 `> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 I% R/ H# {0 P# }: D" e* T0 c- B
> herself. This will later result in a mantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; b+ _4 n4 ~) a' Z/ K2 m" N
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
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