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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
: @( H$ L! h$ I  M5.39.217.76> (1) Fine: This
3 `3 c7 |) z4 \9 g. f; h- a( Y> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇8 Z7 u5 J1 S) {3 N, z
> and you need to shut up.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; }% W! e  X/ G
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> (2) Five5.39.217.760 |1 [$ u* c1 K5 N7 I
> Minutes: If7 x( h$ H- A8 g0 P1 ]
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five4 t& V# ?5 h' F* U$ N+ y$ Q6 y
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given5.39.217.762 T; M0 {0 X+ ~. {' H$ X3 a
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
2 n0 b: |2 K- P1 btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> the house.3 D* ]" }( ~' P% }% G6 d
>
2 i; @4 a% K: s6 E> (3) Nothing: This公仔箱論壇) ]5 ~" C' C  N: z# u# k
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
5 h' C+ @. N. [' O6 Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ d+ i* C6 [! }
> usually end in fine.  f# ], V7 w/ {- g7 L1 k) B
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> (4) Go
( f+ h* j' f2 ~' b4 }5.39.217.76> Ahead: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 n* R1 t1 z' `/ Z1 B8 |/ \
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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, S7 `) T) g) rTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (5) Loud
  y) H( }5 m8 ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Sigh: This5 b' N) ?) W& C" C9 j- z
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often. k* N! D. L  L3 _' R+ _5 x
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you aretvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- |4 T7 {% l4 i: G
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇- v6 `0 s! {5 M
> here and arguing with you about nothing.8 p# O. l0 O6 }
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
7 y7 g0 K( w8 T; Z# \4 `5.39.217.76> nothing.)
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( E+ S4 t9 I) }6 R> (6) That's公仔箱論壇9 ~- {- a0 ]9 w9 x! t+ I: z
> Okay: This
1 Q( t$ ~5 d) o; n$ ~TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to7 G! |, w0 w8 P& ]  G# [
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
- k* a) H& F' @4 _) K0 Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
% t; Y' T! Y; M! `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> mistake. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) d8 H) G" I& N1 C9 O

/ ~2 X  r3 p" ~$ X. X1 U2 y- M" |! C> (7) Thanks: A
7 m% v) `6 U  h2 {( Q+ R- v% ^> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
7 l; q/ X: |0 c0 i2 |> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This! o1 R" F& E4 m8 ~/ {
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
) D; |9 }5 Y, w1 T, s5 z> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
* X3 O9 Y5 p* _2 H0 ^公仔箱論壇> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
# w( f. _( `8 V* w) [5 w4 E公仔箱論壇> 'whatever').0 Z$ x0 t- g% s  [8 O  h
>
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8 H5 T$ d! N: N& u$ w7 p8 n公仔箱論壇> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't; o9 Y0 D" o8 J( O0 O0 k
> worry about it, I got it: Another公仔箱論壇; H9 \8 L( k5 W2 X2 C  U* X
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ K8 J* q+ l4 s4 J' ?  T7 [: B- ]
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* ~! y$ t' f6 c9 @- o1 I
> herself. This will later result in a man5.39.217.76& Y% n0 n# J+ L" J% Y  j- ^$ w- S- V
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- M7 Y2 Y) x4 n& T
> response refer to # 3.
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