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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
0 l9 \  r3 a, T7 I+ n% y公仔箱論壇> (1) Fine: This
7 M! s6 c4 H9 b& p" D  M, F+ Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
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- z4 X$ H, r' rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five公仔箱論壇; d" t1 y, X$ ?8 K% G" s! I
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
0 U( y2 d" `; ?- q3 j) ~/ r> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given/ O% I5 H7 I5 [1 i9 p% K2 [
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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> (3) Nothing: This. S  a' y+ q7 O2 m- S
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 L" ?5 P, N: C$ N6 {
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing5 e/ D3 N5 y) ]$ w" {
> usually end in fine.公仔箱論壇! Q' K- n3 V! W2 _
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4 s. ^0 h1 v" ~  s7 V公仔箱論壇> (4) Go
: c6 r  l$ `8 Q# T2 e8 z> Ahead: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ }, ~* l0 `/ [. U
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do- S/ d# v7 T! T$ Y% _9 @: Y1 O
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  @3 }7 {* M9 R3 |  p5.39.217.76> Sigh: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! d$ p9 x- T8 M5 H
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
& `6 o' w2 c. X8 ^> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are4 x1 |4 v/ C) n) {% Y
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
! L2 x# N( o$ O) T  v. A公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 C; E1 P& j" ~" U1 e! l
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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6 k* Y% f( ]( Z, t5.39.217.76> (6) That's公仔箱論壇4 \/ Z/ A: u, z5 p
> Okay: This
( Z4 H5 c( `) w) y" _% i5 o公仔箱論壇> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make totvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& R( Q' V4 _+ v) Y! e* P
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 d1 B0 m. X" a( W
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
: A  `8 e$ G* F1 r- j  }$ u/ w# b公仔箱論壇> mistake. 5.39.217.768 c; U9 Q$ e; D( f0 n0 I' {( Y
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> (7) Thanks: A
. R8 |" T( F5 [) V" T公仔箱論壇> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say公仔箱論壇# W% _. g; U0 ~% o9 F* M
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This5.39.217.76; [; C% `' H7 Q% s& j! K7 q. _
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is公仔箱論壇% s1 W! z- M6 [
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇1 k8 ?4 Q3 o+ v+ G
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
9 n) R! E8 j3 A& J0 N公仔箱論壇> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! . N: P9 t3 C# s! s& C! ^

3 Q6 m% F/ ^1 L> (9) Don'ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: B% o* H% h) u( B- Q
> worry about it, I got it: Another" a5 ?2 v; w; X5 H% \
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
0 o; w$ r5 K3 c" j/ G# @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. r' o: H( l7 I
> herself. This will later result in a man
; Q; ?; Q( o# ~! t1 O/ q- S% i公仔箱論壇> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
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