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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

NINE
, {1 Z1 A$ I* }  v; h6 C> WORDS WOMEN USE
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> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
/ B3 ~+ _! x1 r( Y> and you need to shut up.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 r" B. X) r- d7 Q5 d8 w
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> Minutes: If
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> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
+ e: ]2 L5 M2 q; Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
8 W1 m/ V4 d5 K5.39.217.76> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This
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> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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) A6 i7 M$ I4 i0 |" q+ ^* m" Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (4) Go" Z+ {' X3 |2 |
> Ahead: This
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6 r( p. u, s# c. L' Q( R: O> (5) Loud) f; Q! k6 g6 k
> Sigh: This6 B# Q6 k. A+ P% I. K+ p2 v
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ F, b- G( B# O5 q, V
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
4 w. A' n% d  p( }, ~> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
2 b: \1 o( r9 i( h- ]公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" p% t+ h$ ~4 J' `* U! P
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: D( o# L0 S, O0 y. O
> nothing.)
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; q! `9 T" c% ^& F: t7 ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (6) That's
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> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to5.39.217.765 r" w+ N) y) \
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# [! a4 U8 {  w: b5 Z+ ~- A$ ]2 n
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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9 D$ P. h+ g- \7 l& D  W( @0 X* U9 C% Z> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" J$ _* B* b# n! k" h1 }9 z
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
3 P" C3 b4 N8 B! w> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This' d; _" P( K& D0 y" O. f2 W+ A
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is公仔箱論壇0 R8 {* Q2 M8 c. X4 g
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT8 v/ C$ g: d) D& o* B
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
) z' O. N; E- ?1 F) T( Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> 'whatever').TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# q3 I+ y/ h5 P9 O( p  y2 F6 X
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
! ?: y# M0 D, K  X) R; p> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇. c3 b' ~2 h# m) _
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> (9) Don't1 _- P: K5 R3 H5 k! i
> worry about it, I got it: Another
. o# _$ O/ h% Q: @* C# pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
+ S& Z$ m7 g- o3 T4 d- X> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
! C. m! A4 Q( o公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man
& {+ O& @5 ]$ Y+ X; z/ X> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's( j: z* g8 }* g" T
> response refer to # 3.
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