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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :, S; W/ E0 z+ D4 P: Y

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- y9 v) N7 d4 q1 X6 w
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？公仔箱論壇4 S9 n: G( N# Y) C& {9 i
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" * u8 c$ q0 A& a" v6 g
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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' Q5 P7 ^; _5 U! E5.39.217.76She doesn't care what you think. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% W% v. |' ]* U8 [7 U6 {, H0 L
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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5 M, Z9 j1 G* k4 c2 J) ~5 e5.39.217.76If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 5.39.217.764 a& Q$ s! K, l  J9 X' t
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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! l" A+ B1 {9 {! dShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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9 Q9 @5 {- K% w: }They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 5.39.217.763 Y: H# m  s- H
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 5.39.217.76. K  e+ s2 D1 A( a
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。公仔箱論壇' C/ f7 {9 S/ }) A- x( h; F
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) - j4 w& {% f7 g- L9 L* k

They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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Women get psychic as they age. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& V$ U8 |$ V1 B. a" P" B2 f
女人越老越通靈 5.39.217.76; R5 g- t% U6 Y- K0 W# L/ b

/ K4 J7 i2 S' J) o' B- JYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
" ?$ |! Z- Q+ J  _公仔箱論壇你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 5 u8 @9 B) c3 ?" |$ M" y' ?& z9 u! K
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* v. H3 o7 }6 r- g; K) @1 |
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Older women are forthright and honest. 2 w5 V( O. @; w+ O8 Q, ]
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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$ R; V' T% h0 L$ Vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 7 ^$ `  x) J5 U4 ?, J
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意公仔箱論壇6 D" Y8 X- z3 _1 T1 Z

/ j* D( B: c* \; Q# Y- b5.39.217.76Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, z# ^) \, Q& A: U2 z
40歲以上的男人呢 ?

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。公仔箱論壇8 b0 q3 f, S0 [( g: Z4 O

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : 公仔箱論壇# c; F2 b$ d2 l1 ]: p+ T

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人公仔箱論壇  c) q. `; n" f# h% p

3 E# w7 M6 r* g' m7 PHere's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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為什麼呢 ?
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9 G) n0 I: C5 v1 R公仔箱論壇Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!