美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. ) v% n! h/ L1 @3 ^: A; d' d
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？8 l3 }8 d: b$ J
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( s$ W4 l! e4 N' \( YA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" * z! V* g. E5 A3 L7 k
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 a! J  Z& F" D
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She doesn't care what you think. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 G$ ]! O- [$ Y* R( L3 U9 X$ n
她才不在乎你在想什麼。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* ^: c! }/ S' s0 @! z

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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. ( N8 i& E( b1 |% V% W  A' s$ g
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 B  p/ L# V) }& L3 u8 D: I

& j3 k2 [# Y3 W+ A公仔箱論壇She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.公仔箱論壇5 i" F. c; `: l6 _; |
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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; P: m7 R8 ?  v% T8 \5.39.217.76Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  t5 m: P5 l& B* r! x! u0 z

! h( |  \+ v) b  n3 gThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; O& X( g/ R- k! t% o2 a/ f8 A
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. h; @* t5 c, V8 j
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。5.39.217.76  a# b7 H4 |9 u2 @, y

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. ( r; F; `( J# g5 b9 j
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) , X; R+ S, M8 O1 j& o! D

They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
. H% x8 i% ~% i! F公仔箱論壇因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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& E! d8 F. ?$ z. K! b6 EWomen get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. " x) n/ ?3 z) f: s2 ]; N: o
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& s2 k( r! B5 x
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
+ |& N8 f8 e5 r. R; p6 Q( Z, I只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 5.39.217.76, G% d4 M* c# K4 \4 v- \5 f

+ \5 G$ a) v) h/ S公仔箱論壇Older women are forthright and honest.
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& p2 D, P1 ^0 _6 ~0 IThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. + }1 w7 R$ Z0 U2 O2 \
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 5.39.217.76/ i. f. Y' f; L% B
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
/ ?8 d9 d+ W; b0 G1 }4 O你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. ' w3 S; ]7 ?9 S' K& \/ x+ E8 l% l+ e
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ c8 N" v6 T$ I
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! e* S6 R3 T) D+ u& Y

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
7 l5 g/ d) R/ Y* d公仔箱論壇女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : $ P; i+ v# x) i7 C2 o& R3 F# t, p# {
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 5.39.217.764 M$ H1 O" g0 G
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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: c, a- p. G% F9 u% H/ v公仔箱論壇Here's an update for you.公仔箱論壇5 A" t" R* k4 S# T4 F# z  q  U
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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+ c0 A6 I1 W4 N* `2 G4 I公仔箱論壇Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
2 d5 B' m. I, g& H今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!